The Sim's Life (Ch. 4)
By Akira Darkin
When that long day was done Allison L. was tired and had no idea the whole stalking dilemma happened. She plopped down on the computer in her house and opened the Sims. She got a random urge to pick someone from the yearbook and give them their own Sim person. And her finger landed on no one other than poor poor Beau D.
"Ok, now to screw with the Sim Beau D.'s life." What she didn't know was that in some weirdo way the whole world got screwed up and whenever a real persons name is entered in the database, the Sim version becomes their life too dramatic music here.
FOR THE REST OF THIS CHAPTER…WE WILL REMAIN WITH THE VICTIM-I MEAN BEAU
He walked the long way home since his car suddenly disappeared. He came to his street to find a little wooden shack in replacement of his house.
"Ok, I might be hallucinating," he thought. "Maybe Rebecca screwed something out of my head. Ah, whatever."
He entered the shack to find a little mattress on the floor, a stove and toilet on the other side of the shack and a phone and a really long table on the other. Then the phone rang. Since he couldn't reach the phone he had to climb on the table and answer it.
"Hello?"
"Beau D, you no longer need to attend Mascoutah High School, your job has been determined for you," a random monotone voice said.
"Really? Well what am I?" he asked eagerly.
"A trash man, goodbye."
"Wait WHAT?!" But it was too late. The person had hung up on him. Then another phone call.
"Hello?"
"GET THE FUCK OFF THE TABLE!" yelled Mrs. Zerjal. Since Beau was really pissed off and slightly depressed he hung up the phone and rolled off the table and landed with a loud THUD on the floor.
"I'm a trash man. I'M.A.TRASHMAN?!" he stormed out of the backdoor of his shack and he was astonished at what he saw in the backyard.
"A HUMUNGOUS POOL!" Then it disappeared in from of his own eyes.
"NOEZ! MY POOL!" Then it re-appeared.
"YAY! disappears NOEZ! re-appears YAY! disappears NO- ah forget it!" he said as he went back in his shack where his whole wardrobe has been replaced with the one piece trash man uniform.
"This…isn't a good day for me is it?" Then a random TV appeared next to him and it was turned on to the news channel.
"We interrupt your pathetic life with this breaking news. A new science study released information that when using a living persons name in a popular game called 'the Sims' that person will live the Sims life. That is all," and the TV disappeared like the pool. Beau ran out of his shack and ran around Mascoutah trying to find the source of his misfortune. Suddenly, when he was near the school he had a sudden urge to go to Timberbrook. He followed is senses and he came in front of an unknown home and what he saw startled him.
"Allison L. is playing the Sims with ME!" he yelled for her to hear.
Suddenly she heard something from behind her and turned.
"OMG BEAU YOU STALKER!" she yelled hiding under her desk.
"Stop playing the Sims! I'm a trash man! I live in a shack and I have a pool and TV that keep disappearing and re-appearing!" he said bursting into tears (and turning chibi too if I may add).
"Sheesh, all you needed to do was ask," she said as she deleted the game and then Beau got sucked into a vortex and he landed in his living room of his normal home
"sigh of relief I hope she doesn't do that again," he said plopping down on a sofa and then it disappeared.
"HEY!" he yelled.
"Sorry! It was just too tempting!" the author said.
