Whew... Sorry about going off last chapter... I mean, I GUESS not EVERYONE reads the author notes because of how many people do the " Black*Star: 'Hey guys! Sorry but the author isn't here right now so I will be doing the disclaimer and stuff! YEAH!'" and it gets annoying... So I just to say that in my author notes I actually put important things inside so please take like an extra 5 seconds to go through them and all will be good :D
OH! And I am adding my OC's- Dai Youngblood (female meister) Eiji Youngblood (male weapon- bow w/ arrows) and Asobi (magical cat like Blair)- to my one-shots :D Their bios are on my profile if you actually give a damn :P
Now, here's a special chapter all for you :D This is what happens when Soul Eater has a Facebook!
Death the Kid has just joined facebook.
Basic Info:
-Sex: Male
-Interested in: Women
-Looking For: Symmetry
-Relationship Status: Single
About Me: I'm Lord Death's son, I can't dye my damn hair and if you aren't symmetrical, don't even bother talking to me. If you do, I'll kill you.
Bio:
-Activities: Turning my weapons into my own Death weapons, getting ready to take over my fathers position as the Grim Reaper, being symmetrical.
-Like Pages: Symmetry is the future, Symmetry is all around us and 102837 other pages about symmetry.
-Music: My favorite song- Symmetry
-Books: Anything intellectual- or anything with symmetry
-Movies: I don't have the time.
-Television: Television is for the asymmetrical garbage.
-Games: ...
Death the Kid is friends with Soul Eater Evans, Maka Albarn, Dai Youngblood and 625 other people.
Soul Eater Evans: Man, is everything you do have to do with symmetry?
Black Star the Amazing and 2724 others like this.
Death the Kid: Not everything. Just most of it.
Soul Eater Evans: Dude... Not cool.
Blair the Sexy Neko and 72529 others like this.
Death the Kid: Just what you would expect from asymmetrical garbage, like yourself.
Dai Youngblood and 828264820 others like this.
Black Star the Amazing: HEY! How come you got so many likes? I should be the one getting the most likes!
Black Star the Amazing: I'm WAITING!
Tsubaki Nakatsukasa: Waiting for what Black Star?
Maka Albarn and 72 others like this.
Black Star the Amazing: OH COME ON! How does THAT get a bunch of likes? I'm Black Star! I should get the likes around here!
Liz Thompson: Maybe... if people actually liked you.
Patty Thompson and 286409832746032 others liked this.
Black Star the Amazing: GOD DAMN- Forget you people! Come on Tsubaki, we have to go train and be better then the Gods, and everyone else!
Black Star logged off.
Tsubaki Nakatsukasa: Yes Black Star.
Tsubaki Nakatsukasa has logged off.
Maka Albarn: Man, is that all he ever does?
Death the Kid: What do you mean?
Maka Albarn: Training. I swear, he's gonna get himself killed...
Soul Eater Evans: I don't know. Black Star's to stubborn to let himself die.
Blair the Sexy Neko and 537 others like this.
Maka Albarn: Okay, first- Soul, what do you mean he's too stubborn to die, and two, when the hell did Blair get a Facebook?
Soul Eater Evans: Well, I mean that if Black Star died, he wouldn't accept it. He would probably tell Death "no" and then get on with his life.
Maka Albarn: ... That still makes no sense.
Blair the Sexy Neko: What else do you think I do all day? You and Soul have your classes and missions, and all I have is my bathtub... and the internet...
Soul Eater Evans and 67 others like this.
Eiji Youngblood: I just thought that you had sex with Asobi all day...
Dai Youngblood and 546 others like this.
Asobi the Sexy Neko: lol no silly Eiji :D That's only on Saturdays!
62 people like this
Blair the Sexy Neko: Yup! He comes over Saturday, and then we make a Sunday!
328694 people like this
Maka Albarn: ... Please tell me it's in your bed Blair...
Soul Eater Evans and 81 others like this.
Asobi the Sexy Neko: ...
Blair the Sexy Neko: ... You change your sheets often, right Maka?
Maka Albarn: ... Oh dear God...
Dai Youngblood: Maka, if I were you, I would get myself checked by a doctor.
Asobi the Sexy Neko and 72 others like this.
Maka Albarn: You don't have to tell me twice. Blair, if it turns out I have aids now, I'm going to skin you alive.
Liz Thompson and 7269 others like this.
Soul Eater Evans: Hey, I just noticed something.
Death the Kid: You mean how Blair and Asobi have the same name?
Maka Albarn and 63720 others like this.
Maka Albarn: I thought I was the only one who noticed that...
Soul Eater Evans: ... Well, that, and actually I was talking about something else.
Liz Thompson: Like what?
Soul Eater Evans: Where the hell is the dislike button?
7236401 people like this.
Eiji Youngblood: There isn't one.
Soul Eater Evans: ... What?
Death the Kid: Yup. Facebook doesn't have a dislike button.
Soul Eater Evans: So... they have a like button... but don't have a dislike button?
Dai Youngblood: Pretty much :P
Soul Eater Evans: ... Not cool.
36403298642317421894 likes.
Liz Thompson: Wow... that's a LOT of likes.
Eiji Youngblood and 283 others like this.
Maka Albarn: Why do you want a dislike button Soul?
Soul Eater Evans: Because Blair has 1832 pictures of herself and none of them show any boobs.
Asobi the Sexy Neko and others like this.
Blair the Sexy Neko: Oh Soul, you can just come down to my room if you want that ;)
Asobi the Sexy Neko likes this.
Soul Eater Evans: ... Cool.
Maka Albarn: Okay, that's it.
Maka Albarn has logged off.
Soul Eater Evans: Oh man...
Soul Eater Evans has been disconnected due to a massive Maka chop. He might be dead, but no one's really gonna bother to check.
Death the Kid: Tsk Tsk. He really needs to watch what he says on here.
Blair the Sexy Neko: Aw :( I was hoping for a hot threesome...
Asobi the Sexy Neko: Oh I know right? My dreams have been crushed...
Eiji Youngblood: Oh God... I can't believe I live with you...
Asobi the sexy Neko: says the guy who stalks a certain Thompson sister.
3264 people like this.
Eiji Youngblood: ASOBI! WHAT THE HELL?
Patty Thompson: OMG! I knew Eiji was in love with me :D
Eiji Youngblood: ...
Blair the Sexy Neko: ...
Asobi the Sexy Neko: ...
Liz Thompson: ?
Death the Kid: ...
Dai Youngblood: Actually Patty, Eiji likes your older sister.
Death the Kid and 6903272 others like this.
Eiji Youngblood: DAI! WHAT THE HELL?
Asobi the Sexy Neko and 376041 others like this.
Dai Youngblood: Sorry Eiji, but Liz had to find out at some point.
Liz Thompson: Wow... I never knew you liked me Eiji.
Eiji Youngblood: Oh... um... I have for a while...
Patty Thompson: D: But what about me Eiji?
Eiji Thompson: ... Um...
Dai Youngblood: Patty, Eiji only likes you as a friend.
Patty Thompson: ...
Patty Thompson changed her name to Eiji's Killer.
Eiji Youngblood: What?
Eiji's Killer: You should love me Eiji! I SAW YOU FIRST!
Eiji's Killer has logged off to pay the Youngblood home a visit.
Liz Thompson: Relax Eiji. She will probably just lie down on the ground and cry for an hour.
Death the Kid and 3746023 others like this.
Eiji Youngblood: Okay then... So... Elizabeth...
Liz Thompson: Ya Eiji?
Eiji Youngblood: Do you wanna go out some time?
Dai Youngblood and Death the Kid like this.
Liz Thompson: ... No, not really.
Liz Thompson has logged off.
Eiji Youngblood: D:
Dai Youngblood: Better luck next time Eiji.
Death the Kid: Maybe...
6207431 people like this.
Dai Youngblood: Your a ton of help...
Maka Albarn and 7603 others like this.
Asobi the Sexy Neko: MAKA-CHAN! When did you get back on?
Maka Albarn: Just a few seconds ago. What did I miss?
Death the Kid: Well, Asobi told everyone that Eiji likes Liz, Patty got upset and changed her name, and then Liz turned Eiji down and logged off without explanation.
Asobi the Sexy Neko and 633 others like this.
Eiji Thompson: Screw you guys. I'm going to go kill myself now...
Eiji Thompson logged off.
Blair the Sexy Neko: Should we do something D:
Dai Youngblood: Nah. He always says that. He just means that he's going to watch Fred videos till his eyes and ears bleed.
Death the Kid: ... I'm going to regret this, but why?
Dai Youngblood and 23 others like this.
Dai Youngblood: He says it's the same thing as dying. At least on the inside.
3640928364327956 people like this.
Death the Kid: Ah... well that makes sense.
Chrona Gorgon: Hey Guys...
Maka Albarn likes this.
Maka Albarn: :D CHRONA! I'm so glad you finally made a Facebook!
Chrona Gorgon: Yeah... but i keep getting all these requests from people I don't even know, and people are saying some weird things on here... what does KMN mean?
Dai Youngblood: Kill me now.
Chrona Gorgon: Dai! Did I say something wrong D:
Dai Youngblood: No silly! KMN means Kill Me Now :D
Chrona Gorgon: Oh... I don't know if I can handle all of this Maka...
Maka Albarn: Give it some time Chrona. You will adjust quickly to this site :)
Ragnarok the Demon Sword: HA! Don't make me laugh dumb bitch! Chrona, this site is full of freaks who want to be your friends so they can find out where you live and rape you.
Chrona Gorgon: D: I don't wanna get raped! I can't deal with that!
Death the Kid: Ragnarok has his own Facebook?
7832640 people like this.
Maka Albarn: Ragnarok, quit saying things like that! No ones gonna rape you Chrona.
630426 people like this.
Chrona Gorgon: Maka... I don't think I can handle a Facebook...
Dai youngblood: Oh Chrona, you can handle it :D
Maka Albarn: It will make you more social with others :D Please give it a try Chrona!
Chrona Gorgon deleted his Facebook page.
Death the Kid: ... I guess that's a no.
Medusa Gorgon and 7683 people like this.
Yup... this is a really long one-shot... word-count wise.
I know this is a Facebook thing, and before some of you get mad and say "THAT'S AGAINST THE RULES!" this is only gonna be a one chapter thing, and if the story is mostly one-shots and short stories then it's technically not against the rules... no matter what any of you say. that's my story and I'm sticking with it xD
and these things take a LOT of work! I mean, coming up with funny stuff, bolding and italicizing everything... man... Anyway, I hope this was funny, and it's only gonna be one chapter... unless you guys want more xD
Please review!