Again, I landed face-first into the ground.
"If this keeps on happening, I'm gonna screw the author up." I said. Kit was right next to me. We got up and saw a dirt path. "It looks like that screwed up dog was right, this must be the medieval times in earth."
"You've been to earth before?" Kit asked.
"Yeah, but only for a couple days." I said. "That was when the Glooms striked ToonTown." I started to follow the path with Kit.
"Wow." Kit said with astonishment. We were at a place that looks like a trading center. There was music playing, people talking, and there was barely any fights. Everyone was very nice. Now the music, it sounded like the music at Chun-nan in Sonic Unleashed. After walking around for a bit, I heard someone mention something about the "Silk Route." I heard about it when I bothered to pay attention in history. It's this place where people trade with foreign counties. The route was traveled by lots of people. The good thing was is of you lived at the middle of Europe, the route was only a few miles away. Know that I think about, I wonder why we were learning about earth when we don't even live there. I felt a tug on my arm.
"Hey Tas, I heard the sword Excalibur is here waiting to be pulled out by a true knight." Kit said. I looked up at the sky for a moment then turned to her again.
"That might be exactly what we need to defeat the old screwed up lady." I said. "Do you know where it is located?" Kit smiled and nodded at the same time. She then pointed at a cave. "Okay then, let's go in!" I yelled as I dashed towards it with Kit flopping behind me.
"Wow." I said. I went behind the sword and got ready to pull it out.
"Tas, please, be careful. I heard that if you don't pull out the sword, you'll die." Kit warned me.
"Pfft, that's nothing. I died like, 2 times so far." I said with a hint of laughter. Remember the special for Toons vs. Life and Toons vs. Ninjas? I grabbed the handle of the sword and pulled it out with all my strength. I raised the sword up with two hand to show the silver blade. Then something hit my head. "Ow." I said while accidentally catching a metal glove. I put it on and looked at it. I turned my arm 180 degrees, then back.
"I never knew a knave can pull out a mighty sword like me." A voice said.
"Whoa, did that sword just talk?" Kit asked while pointing at it.
"Yes, girl, I did." The sword said.
"Why is your attitude like that?" I asked.
"Try sitting at the same place for centuries. You'll know how that will feel." Excalibur said.
"Shut up and lets go fight that evil women." I said.
"Wait, knave, you will need some training with me before you face anyone." Excalibur told me.
"Ugh, fine." I said.