In Which Kurogane Has The Misfortune Of Meeting

His True Love

DICLAIMER: I own only Amber Luna Starfire Moonbeam, and Fai's impossible fetus.

AUTHOR'S NOTE: Well hi there! You know, this story is a lot of fun to write. But honestly, Amber is kind of tuff, I mean my spell check keeps auto-correcting the misspellings. Which only confuses me more about the grammar in real sue fics.

"I'm not going to the hospital with you," Kurogane said, shoving the deformed looking girl away and starting to get up. He groaned as his body protested, but really he'd been through worse and still walked afterwards as a ninja than being hit by a car.

"Sir, you should wait for the Prametecs to arrive!" Ambr shouted at him.

"Fuck off!" Kurogane yelled at her, as he began to limp away.

"Sir, you should at least alow me check and see if yu were injured," Ambr said, quickly catching up to him and grabbing hold of his arm.

Kurogane turned his head to glare at her, "Go away."

A rather dreamy looked passed over the girls face, "You know, you have beautiful eyes." She said.

Kurogane shoved her away, "Creep."

"And your so tall, and tan, and muscular…" the girl continued. Kurogane simply ignored her. Now, where the hell did Mokona go? He wondered.

"Oi, pork bun!" he called. Where would she have gone? "I swear I won't kill you."

"KUROGANE-SAN!" cried a voice. Kurogane turned to see Sakura and Syaoran, with the pork bun ridding on Syaoran's shoulder. "Oh, Kurogane-san, are you alright?" The princess continued, "Mokona said you were hit by one of those car things."

"I'm fine," he grunted.

"He is not fine!"Ambr said, "He refuse medical atention, and will not go to the hospital!"

"Who are you?" Syaoran asked, trying to sound polite.

"Oh!" the girl cried, suddenly striking a pose, "My name is Ambre Luna Starfire Moonbeam! I'm sixteen years old, my blood type is A-, I'm a scorpio and I'm a doctor." She said.

"Sixteen?" Syaoran asked.

"Yes, yu see, after the deaths of my parents when I was only 3 yers old from the plage, I was taken in by my Horrible Uncle, who raped me constantly. But all thru it I held onto my dream of becoming a doctor so that I cold stop othr people from dying like my parents did! Sso I applied to Harverd Law and they accepted me, due to my amazing IQ of 167!"

"That's awful!" Sakura cried, "Don't you think so, Syaoran-kun?"

"That's really…nice, I mean terrible," Syaoran said, startled by the sudden exposition. "Well, it was very nice to meet you, but we really should be getting back home now. Goodbye."

"Wait, but I never checked to see if your friend was allright!"

"I'm fine!" Kurogane said, very aware that no one was actually listening to him.

"She's only being nice," Sakura said, completely missing out on anything odd about Amber. "And she's a doctor, maybe she could help with Fai-san."

"I don't think tha…"

"That's a graet idea!" Amber cried. "I'll follow you home, and make sure he's allright, and then check on Fai-san."

"You don't even know who the hell we're talking about!" Kurogane said. But no one was listening to him again.

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Amber made a point to follow very closely behind Kurogane, all the while smiling dreamily. When the other's tried to begin conversations with her, she kept redirecting them to how strong, how amazing, how gorgeous Kurogane was. Eventually, even Sakura gave up.

When they reached the house, Amber insisted on being left alone with Kurogane…for his check up, of course. Syaoran was reluctant to leave, but even more reluctant to displease Sakura, who was still under the delusion that Amber was merely helpful. So, they let her have her way.

"You touch me, and I'll take your head off," the ninja growled.

"Good, I like it a litlle rough," Amber answered, leaning close to him.

Kurogane practically threw her across the room them, but she was apparently unaffected. She simply launched herself at him again, crying out, "Oh, Kurogane, tell me you're heart longs for mine as much as mine long for yours!"

Of course, luck, and the contrivances of the author, would have it that that was the exact moment the pregnant and highly emotional Fai decided to come into the living room. "K-Kuro-rin?" he gasped.

"Fuck," was all Kurogane managed to say, as he was momentarily rendered immobile from the shock of the girl now clinging to him and Fai at the door.

"You…you don't love me anymore!" Fai wailed as he suddenly ran from the room.

"It's allright,"Amber said, "You don't need him anymore."

"You," Kurogane said, standing and hefting Amber up with him, holding her at arms length, "You get the hell out of this house, before I kill you."