AN: this is probably the result of randomness, sugar, and too many gifs of Jeremy Renner stretching in Mission: Impossible 4. Which I want to see again. For the stretching. And also for his face.
I'll hush now.

"It smells like fish, Clint."

"Gee, wonder why."

"Dead fish."

"Lemme see if they have any febreeze."

"Not funny."

"Well, what else can I do, Nat? It's the docks."

"I don't like fish."

"Nat, you tracked a guy through the sewer system of Boston once. You can't tell me this smells worse than that did."

"I was working, not smelling."

"Right. Well, I want fresh lobster."

"Sounds like a personal problem."

"Uh huh. So you can come, or you can go do your own thing for a bit. I don't care."

"I've got to be with you to keep you away from the female lobsters with the pinchy claws."

"…"

"You know I'm right."

"That was one time."

"Uh huh."

"Nat, I was in character."

"Right."

"Nat, come on. It's not like I was expecting that girl in Prague to pinch me."

"And you had to sit down right after that, too. How was that? I never asked."

"You know why you never asked."

"Her nails were pretty long, weren't they?"

"How did we get on this subject again?"

"You want lobster, for some inexpressible reason."

"Maybe I just like the color red, Nat. Ever think of that?"

Yes I know lobsters are actually green until you cook them. That isn't important.