Hello! New chapter, I'm trying really hard because my writers block is starting to come back and I'm running out of material, so I'm trying, was the last chapter alright? Oh well here's a new one…I tried to mix it up a bit enjoy……
(Note) if its not that funny don't hate me…gimmie suggestions then
Disclaimer: I don't own it so don't sue me
Disembodied vice
Current Character
Other character
Extra character
Know your stars...know your stars... Know your stars
Sephiroth will totally stab you with a bowling ball
How can I stab someone with a spherical object there's no sharpness to it...
Sephiroth like his men like he loves his drinks strong sweet and under an umbrella
o.O I'm not even going to touch that one
Sephiroth likes to knit in his spare time
I don't knit ok
Sephiroth...wants to be a door to door salesman who sells doors door to door
…….that's redundant and annoying
Sephiroth is afraid of the teletubbies
They are kind of weird if you think about it…..teletubbies (shudder)
Sephiroth is a Nazi spy
Hey I'm not a Nazi! How can I be a Nazi I'm not even German…
How do we know that...NAZI!
I'm not a NAZI
Sephiroth is passionately in love with cloud strife
The hell? Why does everyone always say that?
So it's true?
No...one he's a guy...two he has Tifa
Jealous?
What? Of Tifa? No way...though she does have beautiful hair though
Mhmmm
Fine call cloud and ask him
Ok you're the boss (dials and rings)
Tifa: (sounds tired) Hello
Hello... remember me?
(deadpan) how could I forget
Soo How's work?
What do you want?
Sehpy here is jealous of you... Because you have clou...(gets cut off)
Huh?
I said you had nice hair…….Uh yeah it's me is cloud there?
Uh yeah but………(muffled whining noises, she yells something) he's busy having another episode can I take a message for him or something?
He's in the corner talking to aerith again isn't he?
Yeah, did he do that a lot?
Oh yeah that's why he NEVER QUALIFIED!
Cloud: (whining) I WAS A GOOD SOILDER YOU WERE JUST BLIND AND NARROW MINDED
Tifa: Cloud you're such a girl….oh wait I didn't….(sigh) now he's crying
Give him the phone I'll talk to him
Cloud here he wants to…yes…just take it…...damn it…..be a man for once….
What'd he do now?
He shoved his fingers in his ears and now he's humming to himself……. you know what I'll have him call you when he's done ok?
Ok (click)
(sits silently)
Your enjoying this aren't you
Oh yes much
Carry on
Sephiroth doesn't do his own stunts
Yes I do
Tell Karen your stunt double I said hi
Ok……wait…..damn!
Sephiroth likes to ride a dolphin to work
What? No I don't
So where's your dolphin?
There is no dolphin!
Sephiroth's favorite color is a weasel
A weasel is an animal not a specific color
(ring) oh you have a call
Cloud: (sniff) you called?
Never mind….its too late now (rolls eyes)
Sorry……Do I have to hang up?
I don't care...
Sephiroth cheated on his driving test
I don't cheat
Sure you don't (sneeze) cheater
Huh?
Sephiroth wants to go back to the wild
What wild? I'm 100 percent civilized
Mhmmmm
Sephiroth wants his mommy
I love my mother ok is that a crime
Sephiroth has a serious gambling problem
Hey...who told you that one?
(giggling)
Cloud you raging alcoholic how much are they paying you?
(still laughing) Who ever said they were paying me?
Because you're a delivery boy/assassin for hire of course there paying you
Yeah I guess…..the upkeep of my hair aint cheap…….
Sephiroth secretly wants to be a geisha
I don't want to be a geisha!
Yeah you're too busy being a Nazi
I'm not an F-ing Nazi!
Aha you're a Nazi
So you're a communist
For the last time I'm not a communist! And I'm not fired either! so stop sending me pink slips!
Can I hang up on him?
Sure thing Nazi man
But…..hey…..(click)
Anyway Sephiroth...(gets cut off by a ringing noise)
Hello?
Yes... What do you want?
You hung up on me
He did I didn't
Whatever
Listen mojito boy if you're not here to be profiled hit the road...
Hey I heard Tifa found out about the pictures
(sigh)
Uh….yeah…..
You've really done it this time haven't you
You dared me to do it
I didn't think you'd actually do it
Hey 40 dollars is 40 dollars
The wife's not happy huh?
I still can't believe you were there and didn't stop us
Oh you guys were enjoying yourself too much besides Mr. Bond I tryed to stop you but you kept threatening us not to interfere
Can I finish…?
Yeah Hold on…..Hey did you see Aerith on cops?
(pout)
Yeah I never knew she could run that fast
I never knew she would ever start a hostage situation like that I'm impressed
Too bad they gave her the taser in the end
Yeah…..
Can I finish now?
Fine go a head
Cloud strife likes to dance in his underwear to 'its raining men'
What the hell? You are never gonna let that go are you…..who told you that?
Uh…guilty….actually Tifa told me that one a while back…… I just put it in the surevy we took before this….hey your not the only one who knows things
Cloud strife loves to sneak a mojito or two into his AA meetings
Hey I remember that ….. You got caught and cried
Again I did that once! One time!
Tifa: Actually he just did it again that's what he was crying about earlier
(Whining) Tifa……fine! Sephiroth likes to play dice at his gamble meetings
…….(stops laughing)
And tifa steals t shirts from her work
Hey you're the klepto not me……fine I'll play….clouds afraid of bunny slippers because of a dream he had where……(cloud covers her mouth)
Hey I told you to never tell anyone…Ouch….she bit me
You deserved it you crazy wino…..that's it your on the couch tonight
No not again (crashing noise scuffling...fighting noises)
Oh great there trying to kill each other again...I got ten on Tifa!
your on
oh your encouraging!
shut up you!
Heheh you! (points at sephiroth whose trying to escape) sit!
(Sits down)
Ow get off of me you're pulling my hair
Let go of mine and I'll let go of yours
I guess you can leave if you want...this could go on for a while
I can't yet…..
Why forgot where you parked your dolphin?
No...
I dont have time for this... oh no...dont start what you cant finish! (crashing noise)
(rolls eyes) fine…..I'm leaving…….
Now you know sephiroth…..and a little more about tifa and cloud
Well……..there ya go…..not as great as I wanted it to be but…I worked pretty hard on it, I'm running low on humor. I guess I used all my good ones on cloud and tifa. I need suggestions if you don't mind Read and review