Well let me start off by first saying that, yes it does seem that I am bashing a lot on Modern Warfare 3, but it's just satire. I actually LOVE that game. So please no fanboy wars in the review section. Anywho, here's chapter four.

Chapter IV Priorities

As soon as Marcus got out of the apartment complex he noticed one thing. Canada was mighty cold in November, Christ almighty it was cold. I'm going to need warmer clothes he thought to himself. As he stepped on the sidewalk, he almost slipped and busted his ass.

"Looks like the roads are iced over" Aeris said, observing the icy streets. "We are gonna have to leg it. And besides, it's a beautiful day outside so some fresh air wouldn't kill us."

"I'm not quite sure 'beautiful' would be the word I would use to describe it." Marcus said back, not at all used to the ridiculously cold weather that the Great White North had to offer.

"And why is that?"
"Are you joking me? Its colder than a witches titty in a brass bra out here!"

"Where are you from again" Leo asked, because for Canada in November, this was actually pretty warm.

"I'm from the south in the States." Replied Marcus.

"Which state?"

"Georgia"

"Which one is that?"

"It's the one with a lot of peaches and peanuts."

"Oh" Leo said back, now knowing of the place he was talking about. "Ah, yes the 'Deep South'"

"HA! Yeah that's what some people may call it" After that, Marcus pulled out his pack of cigarettes and began to light one but was cut off by Aeris.

"I didn't know you smoked" She said interested

"What, you didn't notice the pack that fell out onto the table when I was looking for my black bag?"

"No. I was actually too distracted by you ripping off your pants and you shoving a needle in your leg."

"Hmmm. Alright I'll give you that one." Marcus brought up a black Zippo and lit his cigarette. Leo noticed that the words 'DELTA 2 FOUR' were carved into it on both sides.

"What's with the carving on the side of your lighter?" Leo asked excitedly.

"Oh, that's from m-" Marcus was explaining but was cut off by Leo trying to guess.

"Were you in the Army?"

"What?"

"Were you part of a task force?"

"Was I, an 18 year old, in the Army and in a task force?"

"Uh huh" Leo was rapidly nodding his head.

"No. I wasn't, it's my Xbox live gamertag. You play too many video games Leo."

"Damn Leo" Aeris started, "That's the dumbest thing I've heard all day, and only 10 in the morning."

Leo shrugged off the insult, well used to it by now. They all three were walking to the store when something interesting caught Marcus' eye. It was a flyer saying. "Band member needed. Singer and song writer. Will pay. Interested? Go to the Toronto Concert House." Hmmm. It seems kind of interesting how all of my problems so far are being solved by flyers. He took off the flyer and shoved it in his pocket, thinking to himself how he might have just gotten a job. About the time he finished his cigarette, they were at the store. As they walked in, Aeris held up her hand, indicating for them to stop.

"Alright, since we don't have the car, we're just getting something for dinner tonight." She started to explain. "Is spaghetti alright with you two?"

Leo and Marcus both nod their heads excitedly. "Where are the buggies in this store?" Marcus asked.

"What the hell's a buggie?" Aeris asked not having a clue what he was talking about.

"What are you serious? The thing you push around the store and you put your crap in"

"You mean a cart?"

"Whatever the hell you call them up here."

"Well, I'm sorry you've got too much grits in the corner of your mouth so you can't say 'cart'"

"AYE! You leave the grits out of this,"

"Whatever besides you're getting one thing, you won't need one. Ok, well I will get the sauce and the meat. Marcus, you get the noodles."

"Aye-aye Captain" Marcus shouted and saluted her.

"Don't ever do that again. And Leo… uh just get some snacks for the house."

"Aye-aye Captain" He shouted, imitating what Marcus just did.

"See what you've started?" Aeris said while sighing and face palming herself. Marcus laughed and they all went their separate ways.

Marcus went to get noodles but before he would do that he wanted to write a letter to his grandfather, so he needed to get some envelopes, if they still exist, he also needed some shampoo, cause by now he was probably beginning to look homeless. He found envelopes and shampoo with little effort and grabbed some noodles when out of the corner of his eye he spotted Leo with a 'cart' FILLED with nothing but Mountain Dew and Doritos, looking for Aeris.

Oh this ought to be good. Marcus thought with a smile on his face. He silently followed Leo while keeping his distance and waited as Leo approached Aeris.

"WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?" Aeris exclaimed.

"Snacks" Leo replied calmly, not seeing what he did wrong.

"Ok, you're gonna have to put all of that back"

"Why?"

"Well several reasons: One, we don't have the car so we would have to carry all of that back to the apartment. Two, because I'm pretty sure you're getting all of this just for the Double XP, seeing as how every single one of them is marked with it. And third, because if you consume all of this then you'll get kidney failure and I don't have enough money to put you on dialysis."

Leo looked down and began to push the cart back to put all of the stuff back. Marcus then noticed that Aeris was smiling to herself as Leo walked away. Hmmm… he thought to himself.

They all met up neat the front of the store, everyone with the carrying the item they were supposed to buy. Leo brought a couple of boxes of poptarts.

"Poptarts eh?" Marcus asked. "Can't go wrong with that."

Leo smiled and they all walked out of the store and went home. They all ate poptarts for breakfast and the rest of the day was filled with Marcus and Leo playing MW3 and Aeris getting dinner ready.

Five o'clock rolled around when Aeris announced that dinner was ready and the boys turned off the Xbox and went to get dinner. They sat down, with plates already in front of them. Marcus immediately dug in and unfortunately regretted it. My God! How do you F' Up spaghetti this bad? But he swallowed it and forced a smile on his face. "It's good" He said, trying not to break.

"MMMM! This is great Aeris!" Leo said, with some noodle still hanging out of his mouth.

"Thanks guys." Aeris replied, looking at Leo though because she was pretty sure Marcus was full of shit.

Marcus strained himself to eat the rest of it, and then he stood up and said he was getting a shower. Normally Aeris would have protested and said since she cooked that he has to clean but stopped herself as she realized that a perfect opportunity had presented itself.

"Alright" She said.

As Marcus walked in the bathroom, she smirked to herself and thought to herself time to see what's on those papers…

OH DAMN! She gonna be reading his shit! HA! Well chapter 4 is done. Review.