Hi people! Sat in media writing this while listening to fun music! XD

Primus I love Blitzwing! XD He's just as mad as me! XD

Chapter 4

"IM BACK MINE LEIGE! HAHAHAHAHA!" cackled Random as he flew down the narrow deep purple mine shaft.

"For primus' sake Blitzwing, SHUT UP!" Megatron commanded.

"But I vought jou missed me?" Random said with his best kicked turbo puppy expression but that didn't work very well.

Megatron arched an optic ridge. "What's that in your hand Blitzwing?"

"Well, my time to shine" I muttered as Blitzwing uncovered me with his hand.

"Its jour present mine liege" Random sang as I face palmed.

"Why would you bring me such an insignificant fleshbag idiot!" Megatron scolded.

That got me pissed.

"HEY!" I shouted from the palm of Blitzwing's hand. "I CAME HERE TO HELP YOU, YOU FRAGGER, I KNOW A HELL OF A LOT MORE THAN YOU ABOUT THE AUTOBOTS!"

Megatron stepped back, a bit surprised by my outburst.

"Did you teach her that language on the way here?"

"Nope, she knew it all bevore I found her, Pluz zome nize bitz of information" Icy replied.

"Fine then human, amaze me" Megatron said bored.

I smirked knowing he would be more than amazed afterwards.

"You are Megatron, leader of the Decepticons. Your second in command is Starscream, unless the glitch has already betrayed for the last time. Your enemy are the Autobots like Optimus Prime, Ultra Magnus. You fought in the old wars where you're second in command was again Starscream and your third in command was a telepath named Soundwave who had creations or minicons as you call them, Rumble, Frenzy, Ravage, and Laserbeak."

I took a deep breath and took a look at Megatron's face, he looked gobsmacked!

"You also have a secret agent on Cybertron who is called Shockwave; he is disguised as the Autobot Longarm and will wait for your orders once a spacebridge is built to come through so you can take over Cybertron and eliminate the Autobot Elite Guard and take your place as ruler of the universe" I finished.

His jaw was hanging open and he was gaping like a fish.

"I vink zat vent vell, don't jou? Random whispered to me.

I was still smiling like a complete idiot that had just completed a puzzle.

"Well fleshbag, you weren't kidding when you said you know a lot" Megatron admitted, a hint of praise evident in his voice.

"Her name iz Katie mine liege, but she sayz zat she likes being called static, is that right?" he asked me. I nodded.

"Well Static, you will be a fine edition to the Decepticons" Megatron then spoke after consideration.

"SCORE!" I shouted.

"Zcore? Zcore vhat?" Blitzwing asked obviously confused.

"Figure of speech Blittzy" I laughed.

"Anyway, Blitzwing she can share a room with you".

"YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY!" Random jumped up and down "Ve can be zlumber buddies!"

I laughed along with him all the while wondering what my new life will be like with the Decepticons.

Me: Holy primus! Im never gunna get another wink of sleep again!

Blittzy: Zure jou are, I vill look after jou! *Hugs*

Me: Anyway, review what you think of it while I get Blitzwing to stop crushing me.

Bye all XD