But I'm Horny Chapter 4, a naruto fanfic

Oh ehm gee! Chapter 4 already! Whoo! Look at meh, Im on a roll! To answer some of my darling reviewers questions, here are several answers.

-No, there isn't going to be a lemon. If you want a lemon from me, go read my other story "Condensed Milk"

-This is a dialogue fic, and that's how it's going to remain. (Also, it's gonna be VERY diffifult to write a lemon with only dialogue anyway XD)

-I consider it complete because I might just leave it off at some random chapter, so if you notice that i haven't uploaded the next chapter after a week or so, it's probably over.

-Who is this "she", you ask?? Ask Kiba (glares)

Kiba: I know nothing!!!

-Any other questions you asked that i didn't answer...too bad. Maybe if you leave more reviews I'll answer 'em. I kinda just gave up on the flames, which disappointed me. But, oh well, what can i do?

I've noticed that my last chapter seemed to have been a bit confusing. If you dont understand what happened, feel free to send me a mesege notifing so, so that I may explain it to you. Also, i apoligize if my chapters seem to be getting...not so better. What do you expect! I'm running low on ideas! i just write what comes to mind, and I come up with some pretty darn stupid shit if ya haven't noticed. Again, I apoligize if this chapter isn't as great the rest, so...yeah. Also, if you thought the last chap was confusing, well this is going to be more! Enough talk anyway, most of you dun even read the authors notes anyway. I know I wouldnt XD

Disclaimer: You already know I don't own Naruto. There is a song in this fic called I wanna sex you up by LFO.

(Kiba: This is a song fic all of a sudden?!!)

Enjoy (or "she" will do something very terrible to you, right Kiba?)

(Kiba: )

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But I'm Horny part IV

By YaoiObsession

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Uchiha's House

"NARUTO!!!! COME BACK TO MEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!"

"What's with all the drama, Uchiha?"

"Kiba, why are you in my house?"

"Oh, you know..."

"I do?"

"Yes."

"Oh...does this have to do with-"

"Shut up! She's watching...she is always watching..."

"Even when I'm taking a doodie?"

"Um...sure, why not..."

"(oO) I'm...I'm scared!"

"You should be..."

"I want my Mr.Snugglekins!!"

"Who?"

"Shut up."

"(TTTT)"

"Is it true that Naruto agreed to go out with Neji?"

"Yeah. Are you mad?"

"No."

"Y-you're not?"

"Nope. I have a plan...(grin)"

"Now I'm sacred! What are planning?"

"Heh heh heh..."

"If it has anything to do with sex, I'm telling you now, it's not gonna work."

"Aw, goddamnit! Oh well, I guess it's on to plan B!"

"What's plan B?"

"Ok, seriously Kiba, you are getting annoying. Explain to me again why you are in my house?"

"I know nothing!! (runs away)"

"Hmmm...now where is that karaoke machine Iruka bought me for Christmas..."

Hyuuga's House

"Um, Naruto, I think you've had too much to drink..."

"No, you wanna know whut? I think...(hic)...I think YOU had too much to drink!!"

"Um, ok. Whatever you say, Naru-chan-"

"Sas'ke, I tolds you not ta call meh that you jerk!!"

"(veinpop) I'm not Sasuke, you sexy little beast! I think you need to lay down...in my room...on my bed...naked...-"

"Huh?"

"Ignore what I said."

"Oh, you were saying sumthin'?

"(sigh)-"

Riiiiiiiiing. Riiiiiiiiiiing.

Click.

"This is Neji Hyuuga, who, may I ask, am I speaking with?"

"Uh-...uhm, hallo? Dis is Kentuckee Fly Chicken, can I preez take you orda?"

"Wha-...what?"

"You want fly chicken wit tha?"

"Fly chicken?"

"Ya, fly chicken wit fly lice."

"What the-? Who is this?"

"You want eggroll wit tha?"

"Do you realise whom you are speaking with? I am Neji Hyuuga bitch! Don't you play games with me!!"

"Oh, no no, no game! I say you want soy sauce massage?"

"Huh?"

"Oh, ya, you like soy sauce massage."

"Neji, who'z on thu phone...?"

"Naruto, go to my room and get naked."

"Oh...ok... (leaves)"

"Now then, who the hell am I speaking to? Don't make Neji Hyuuga smack a bitch!!"

"...you want soy sauce massage, ya? You like eggroll?"

"..."

Click.

Uchiha house

"Kiba, you are an idiot."

"Ya, you like soy sauce massage, ya?"

"Stop that!! What was the whole point of that anyway? How was that phone call supposed help me get Naruto back?!!"

"It wasn't."

"Then why- ? Let me guess-"

"I know nothing!"

"Could you stop that!!!"

Konoha Pub

"So then he said -you wanna know what he said to me?- he said 'can we have make up sex now?' And, ya wanna know what I did? I-...I don't remember what I did, but whatever it was, numbed my hand...thas all I remember..."

"...Who the hell are you?? Why are you talking to me??"

"Um, Naruto, I'm over here."

"Oh, hey Neji! I was just talking to you!!"

"Naruto, can I ask you a question?"

"Ya just did, dip shit! Hahahahahaaah!!"

"Ok, I don't care how sexy you are, you're starting to annoy me. Now then tell me, what part of 'Go to my room and get naked' made you come all the way to the Konoha pub?"

"Um...I like chickens..."

"Uh-huh...alright then, Naruto, can I ask you another question?

"Maybe..."

"I'll take that as a yes, will you-"

I Wanna Sex You Up by LFO starts playing, random stage appears in the center of pub

"Double you tee eff?!!"

"Neji, look! It's Sasuke!! And he's wearing tight pants!! Like Spiderman!! (sings spiderman theme song)"

"Oh God, the horror! The agony!!!"

"I wanna sex you up
Let me freak you up
I wanna sex you up
I know the way you like it
Let me freak you up"
"Nice arse Sasuke!! Whooo! Take it off!!!"

"Boy, you are my destiny
Baby, I like the way you walk the way you walk the way you talk
You, you are a mystery
Come on baby, let me inside"

"Oh ehm gee!! That's my sexy boyfriend up tharr, didya know??"

"I don't even know you!! Why do you keep talking to me?!!"

"Oh, lookie, Neji!! Kiba singin too!"

"Is-...are they using a pink karaoke machine? (O.o)"

"I wanna sex you up, that's right
Come on now let's get it on tonight
I wanna sex you up
Come on now let's get it on"

"I wanna sex you up
Let me freak you up
I wanna sex you up
I know the way you like it
Let me freak you up"

"I wanna sex you up and down
Freakin' to the sound let's toss it around"

"Meh, this is boring me. Man, looks like Neji Hyuuga isn't gettin any tonight."

"Gettin any what?"

"I'll only say this: sleep with an eye open Naruto. Because when you least expect it, I will molest you."

"(o.O)"

"Come on now, I feel the rhythm as I hit em
You boost that is as I slide up in there
Well let's flip it side to side
We'll take it slow then fast for a funky ride
we gonna make it last the whole night long
'cause I wanna sex you up and get it on"

"I wanna sex you up
Let me freak you up
I wanna sex you up
I know the way you like it
Let me freak you up"

"All I wanna do is hold you tonight
And maybe this time's for you and me, can't you see
You, you know I'll treat you right
Oh yeah, come on baby let me inside
Heyah, heyah, I wanna rock with you
Heyah, heyah, do you feel it too
Heyah, heyah, I wanna rock with you
Heyah, heyah, do you feel it too"

"I wanna sex you up
Let me freak you up
I wanna sex you up
I know the way you like it
Let me freak you up"

(End song X3 Finally!)

"ZOMG, Sasuke, you sung that sexy song for meh??"

"Yes. Look, I know I haven't been treating you nicely, so I've decided. No sex unless you really want it. It's no fun if I'm the only one enjoying it."

"Hmm, well in that case, I'm kinda feeling a little horny right now..."

"Kiba, do me a favor..."

"You want soy sauce massage?"

"No. Go to the store and buy condoms. Alot. Like, alot alot. I'm going to be needing them (grin)"

"Whoo! Lets go make man-babies!!"

"Yesh! We will be making a lot of man-babies!!"

"Imma go buy them condoms now."

"Ah, Sasuke! You make me so horny!!"

Uchiha's House

"...Naru-chaaaaaaan..."

"Uwah, Sasuke, haven't you had enough? We've been at it for 3 hours already...and 'm tired..."

"But, Naru-chan, we still have so many condoms left..."

"We'll use them later."

"...ok, now is later, lets go!"

"What happened to your promise about only having sex when I really wanted to?!!"

"I crossed my fingers."

"Hey you guys!"

"Kiba! Why are you in my house! Again!!"

"To my displeasure, she said I had to take sexxiful pictures for all the readers who reviewed as a gift. Either that, or I'd be sent to a whore house."

"How is that bad?"

"Because I'm going to be the whore."

"Oh...can you leave now? I'm trying to sex Naruto up."

"...will you give me a cookie?"

"Out!"

"I know nothing! (runs away)"

::END::

Haha, yeah, i think the song killed the story. I put it in there cuz it entertained me.Yup, this is the end. I might add an extra chapter just to keep you entertained. Note, i sed MIGHT! Ow, Im bleeding. I just ripped off a scab on my back. Aw man, now there's blood on my white shirt! But you didnt need to know that. Thought I'd let you know anyway just to disgust you. Are you disgusted? If ya are, good. If your not, then Kiba's goin to the whore house.

Kiba: Nuuuuuu! I'm too young and sexy to becom a whore!!

Shush! I command thee! You're giving me away!!

Kiba: Save meee!!!

That's it! it's off to the whore house for you!!!!

I've sed this before and I'll say it again, i apoligize if this story didn't live up to ur expectations. Also, the whole soy sause massage thing wasn't my original idea. It was my friend Christine idea. Her friend prank called her and sed some ridiculous things about eggrolls and soy sauce massages. i'd like to dedicate this story to my friends Skye, Christine, Tina, Gaby, and a whole buncha other ppl. you know who you are. And as a plus, my reviewers are getting photos of Sasuke and Naruto doin tha nasteh! review leaving a request for the pics, i'll send em to ya in a messege Thank Kiba for the pics you guys!

Kiba: Help me!!!

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