HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! This is the fourth edition of the globally popular series "FMA Reality!" Wait, I'm getting breaking news… uh huh… okay, we have just received news that "FMA Reality" is not globally popular. –sniff- There go my hopes and dreams. All I ever wanted was to become an internationally popular fanfic writer that charmed audiences with the slightest smile and that held his enemies in a vice like grip of influence. … Oh well, I can settle with being a two bit hack that writes unknown fanfics for anyone who can read. It all starts with baby steps. Note: I am not depressed, I just needed a random opening for the chapter. YAY FOR OVERACTIVE IMAGINATIONS!!!!
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Roy was happily watching Ed playing catch with a telephone pole when he heard a noise. It was a cry for help!
"I must spring into action!" Roy declared heroically.
"Why?" Ed asked, completely forgetting his riveting game of catch, "You don't have super powers."
"Yeah I do!"
"Since when?"
"Since I got bitten by my pet spider five days ago."
"Roy, that wasn't a spider, it was your cat."
"I have a cat?"
"No Roy, you don't have a cat, and you're really an international spy sent here to infiltrate and sabotage our government, thus rendering us completely vulnerable to attack."
"Really?"
"Yes Roy, really." Ed said sarcastically.
"Well, thanks kid, I needed that. Enemy agents must have used their amnesia ray to make me forget my mission… you didn't see anything."
"Great, now I have to go to counseling for this little episode… but wait, what about the cry for help?"
"I'm on it!" A mysterious voice answered.
"Le gasp, it's Super Winry (all copyrights go to P. McTully whose stories are awesome. Read them now! …oh wait, come back, I meant after you read this. COME BACK! –Le sigh- oh well, finishing the fic)!
"Yes, it is I, here to save the day!" Thus, Super Winry went off and vanquished the forces of Barny, Mickey Mouse, and the Telletubbies in a fierce battle of rock-paper-scissors. Thus, the three great evils of the world vanquished, Super Winry, McTully, Ed, and I proceeded to enjoy a large plate of butternut crudmuffins and yes, there are leftovers for all of you readers –throws muffins into air- YAY!
"HI ED!" Wrath yelled.
"Wrath, what are you doing here?"
"Oh, I just finished my caffeine therapy and it's a whole new me!"
"Okay… what does that have to do with me?" Ed asked.
"Oh, I've decided that you're my new best friends." Thus, Wrath took a picture of Envy out and ripped it in half. Envy, in a galaxy far far away doing… Envy things, screamed and died. Hearing the news, the world rejoiced by having the world's largest Sock Puppet Theater, and everyone was happy but Envy, but he's dead so he doesn't count.
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Sorry about this chapter being short, my writers block returned halfway through. Hope you enjoyed these random… ramblings. SEE YOU NEXT WEEK FOR ANOTHER EXCITING EPISODE OF FMA REALITY!!!!!
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