This is just a guilty pleasure of mine. I'm a HUGE Deidara fan girl, and I love him paired up with Madara-Tobi. . . so . . . . Dun dun[That means Madara-Tobi x Deidara!

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Deidara sighed as he reclined on his back, molding the clay into his hands into different animals. He thought of his fellow Akatsuki members and created them in a frenzy.

"DAMMIT TOBI! GO AWAY FROM BRUTUS!" Screams from Tobi were heard as Kisame obviously protected his baby shark from the dumbass.

Shark.

"Tobi. Leave. Now." More screams from Tobi as Itachi glared at him with his blood eyes.

Weasel.

"DAMMIT, TOBI! YOU RUINED ANOTHER RITUAL!" No commentary needed for that one.

Dog (most likely a Pit Bull)

"Tobi needs to leave now or he's going to be in a world of pain!" Obviously, Tobi did something stupid enough to get Zetsu annoyed.

. . . . this one was a toughie.

Deidara decided on a bee.

"That's going to cost you. . ." Oooh... Tobi was going for a record.

Kakuzu was totally a cat, what with his obsession for shiny expensive things.

". . . . Tobi, calm down or I will be forced to euthanize you." Konan sure could drive a hard bargain, couldn't she?

Deidara decided she was some sort of song bird.

"Tobi. I have a mission for you. Go die in a corner." Hey! Pein-sama had a sense of humor after all!

Still, he was more of a wolf than a monkey.

As Deidara sat up, now bored with his small game, his door flew open, revealing Tobi in all his spastic glory. With a scream of 'DEIDARA-SEMPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!', Deidara was tackled int his bed and nuzzled and petted and curled up on like he was a favorite pillow. Laughing came from the doorway; obviously, Hidan hadn't ended his chase after Tobi had fled to his own room. Itachi appeared beside Hidan and watched as the blond arsonist sat up and began molding his clay once again. Not surprisingly, Tobi was still attached to his lap. Finishing his little project, the blond plopped the clay animal on Tobi's head, supported by the neon orange mask.

"A squirrel? How fitting!" Hidan roared, laughing outright. Tobi, hearing this, squealed and glomped Deidara, kissing him square on his soft lips. Had Deidara been paying attention, he would've heard a distinctly humoured voice - amidst all the cat-calls and cheers - mutter 'Deidara-kun is such a fox, but then again, what did Deidara care? He had a gorgeous bipolar seme in his lap!