Atticus rolled over in his bed and looked at the clock. It turned out that it was 9 AM and he was supposed to be meeting with an important client right now!! The stupid alarm didn't go off! He jumped out of bed and hurredly got ready. He went into the kids room, and saw that they were still sleeping! Cal had not shown up either! This day was a total wreck already!

Atticus yelled at the kids, "Y'all get up! God dammit, it's 9 in tha mornin. Y'alls sposed to be in school right now!"

Jem opened his eyes, "Shit, pops, ain't nobody care bout fuckin school!"

"WHATCHU SAY TO ME BOY!?!?!

But Jem just did not answer and went back to sleep.

"Jem get up! You're going to miss that big test today," said Scout.

But Jem was just like, "I don care none. I don wanna go today so I'm NOT."

"Tha hell you is son!" Atticus shouted and he pulled Jem out of bed himself!!

Scout got out of bed started getting dressed and Atticus made Jem get dressed. Jem did but then crawled right back into bed.

Atticus said, "Uh, what tha hell you doin? I don think so!" and grabbed Jem out of bed and poured the kids some delicious Cheerios in a bowl. But Jem refused to eat them! He just started running back to the bed! So Atticus grabbed him, and since he couldn't trust Jem to actually go to school on his own, he dragged him there himself!! Scout followed behind. They got to the school and Atticus walked in and knocked on Bob's classroom door. Bob opened it and smiled. "Hey Attie, I mean, MR. FINCH!"

"Whuddup Bob! Excuse me, MR. EWELL! Sorry Jem was late! He be actin a fool again! Dis kid got some issues!"

"Well we'll just step away from a moment and you can tell me about it!!!"

And they both exited the classroom and went to the empty classroom next door.

Atticus and Bob kissed each other.

"Ohh Atticus. I am sooo glad to see you," said Bob.

"Hell yeah," Atticus replied as they held each other in their arms.

It was such a beautiful moment. Bob ran his long bony fingers through Atticus' smooth black hair. They were all soo happy. Then suddenly the door knob started turning!!! They were like, OH NOOOO! Who was opening the door and WHAT would they think about them being in the room alone together?!?!/!? They quickly ran to opposite sides of the room but Atticus tripped over the desk and fell on the floor then Bob went to go help him but slipped on a piece of chalk and fell on top of Atticus! The door opened and Jem walked in!!

Jem was like, "Uh, what tha FUCK IS GOIN ON up in here?!!"

Atticus and Bob, both stood up and tried to make the situation better somehow!

Bob said, "Well sonny, your father and I were just…discussing the…um…..new cirriculum for this school!"

Jem said, "On top of each other??!?!!?!?"

Atticus replied by saying, "Shit son, we fell! Dat's it! Nothin mo! What yo problem be!"

Jem just stood there for a minute then told Bob Ewell what he originally came in for, which was to ask for help after Harrison Hobo kid threw up in the classroom!

Bob was like, those damn kids! Atticus and Bob quickly exchanged goodbyes and went their seperate ways. But only after Bob quickly slipped a note in Atticus' pocket while Jem wasn't looking! Atticus decided he would look at it later. Then he started walking off to his work. He didn't even care about the missed meeting with an important client, because he was so happy from seeing Bob Ewell. He smiled as he walked along the sidewalk with the warm sun shining on his face. He got to his office and that dumb secretary started getting all mad for him being 2 and a half hours late! She said, "Mr. Finch! You just missed an important meeting with an important client! Do you really think this is making our law office look good!!?!?!?!!"

"Psh, bitch please. I don wanna listen to your shit," Atticus said, as he went to his desk. He sat down and pulled the note out of his pocket. It said:

"Dearest Atticusss. I want to go to the place known as your heart and catch up on what we missed for what seems like eternity. I want you to be my girl! You make me feel…well…human. I love you so much. Meet me at the empty schoolhouse today at 4:00!"

Atticus folded the note back up and smirked. He couldn't wait to see Bob again.