Lunar D. Hayase, you rock. Thanks for reviewing and i liked the beaten up Deidara part too. And Schizophrenic Sama or whoever the hell you are, have you been smoking crack? What the fuck were you saying?

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It was a few weeks later and Anya had been deemed a goody-two-shoes by the school. She got straight A's and didn't get into fights like she did the first few days she came to Konoha High.

She hadn't even cussed Itachi since Deidara put that fake love note in her locker. Itachi was actually getting worried about her. He was at home one evening when his cell phone rang. "Hello?" he asks impatiently. It was almost ten o'clock, who'd want to call that late?

"Wanna go clubbing?" Deidara asks. Itachi thinks about it. He hadn't been to a club since school started. "I'll see you there." he said before hanging up.

As he was getting ready, just wearing a black tee shirt and some jeans, Sasuke came in. "Going out tonight?" he asks. Itachi nods. Sasuke knew he snuck out every now and then and didn't tell their parents; on more than one occasion had Itachi covered for him when he snuck out.

"I'll be back later." Itachi says as he opens the window and jumps out. Sasuke walks to the open window and pulls the curtains around it so Mikoto and Fugaku wouldn't notice anything.

It wasn't long before Itachi landed in front of his favorite club and walked in. He saw Deidara, Sasori, Pein, and Konan sitting at their usual table. He walks to them and sits down.

About an hour and three beers later, there was something going on with the dancefloor. People had made a ring around one person, who was apparently a pretty good dancer. Itachi went back to drinking his fourth beer until he heard Deidara say, "Hey Itachi, is that Anya out there?"

Itachi looks up and sure enough, Anya was there. She was the one who people were watching dance. Itachi immediately noticed something was wrong with her. Then he saw a half empty beer bottle in her hand.

"Oh shit." he said as she danced like a stripper. He watched as she downed the rest of her beer then went to the bar and picked up a shot glass and downed it. The bartender came up to her and said something.

It was obvious she had asked for another shot, because the man got the liquor out and started to fill her glass back up. Itachi dropped his jaw when he saw her push the shot glass away and grab the bottle of liquor before chugging it.

By now everybody in the bar was watching her. She got back up on the dancefloor, liquor still in her hand, and was stripper dancing again. A man came up to her and tried to dance with her. She pushed him away and started dancing on her own again.

When the man tried again, she curled her fist and punched him in the face. He landed on his back and didn't move. When she saw no one else was going to mess with her, she put the bottle of liquor to her lips and started chugging. She didn't stop until the bottle was empty.

She threw the bottle away and made her way to the bar again. "Guys, I've got to go." Itachi says as he gets up and runs to Anya. He picks her up by the waist and starts carrying her out the door.

He found it strange that she didn't object, until he found out that she was grabbing shot glasses and downing them as they walked by them.

Once outside he ran as fast as he could to his house. When he got there, he set her down on his bed. "Itachi, what the hell? Can't you kidnap me some other time? I was on a roll." she said as she flopped on her back.

"You're drunk out of your mind Anya." he replied while wondering how she didn't slur even though she had just drunk more liquor in one sitting than Principal Tsunade did in two days.

Anya sits up and stares in his general direction before holding up a finger and saying, "I'm gonna kick your ass." then adding, "As soon as I figure out which one of you is the real one."

Itachi couldn't help but laugh. He watched as her eyes rolled into the back of her head and she passed out, falling back on the bed. Sighing, he put her under the covers and was facinated that she curled up out of reflex.

"How the hell does she do that? I know she's drunk but it's unnerving how she can act as if she wasn't." he thought to himself as Sasuke comes in again. "Home so soon? I figured you'd be out a little later than that." he says before spotting Anya.

He looks at Itachi for a minute before shaking his head and walking back to his room. Itachi sighs again and looks at the ceiling. "I am not sleeping in the floor." he thinks before laying down on the bed, as far away from Anya as possible.

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Anya woke up feeling something warm beside her. Without opening her eyes, she curls up to the warm thing. "Anya, wake up and let go of me please." Her eyes snap open and met Itachi's black ones. Then she notices that she had wrapped her legs around his waist and blushed furiously as she let go of him and stood up quickly.

"Where am I again?" she asks after she yawns. Itachi gets up and stretches before saying, "You got drunk last night so I brought you to my place. How did you handle all the liquor?"

Anya blushes again and says, "I'm kinda...well...I'm...used to it. I didn't drink as much as I usually do." With every word her blush got a little bit darker. Itachi smirks.

"Well, stay here. I'll be back in a minute." he says, then leaves the room. A few minutes later, he comes back in with some clothes in his hands. "These are my mother's, but at least they don't reek of booze. There's a shower through that door." he said pointing to a white door behind her.

Anya walks in, noticing another door across from her, and undresses before stepping into the shower. When she finished scrubbing off, she wrapped a towel around her and rung her hair out.

As she stepped out of the shower to get into the clothes, the door opposite the one she came in opened and Sasuke walked in. She screamed and the other door opened with Itachi running in asking, "What's wrong?"

He slipped on the wet floor, and fell down, tripping Anya in the process, and gasped when the air was knocked from his lungs. He sat there for a minute to catch his breath when he noticed the situation he was in.

Anya was straddling him with nothing on seeing as her towel had come off of her, and she was inches from his face. He had been changing clothes when she screamed, so the only thing he was wearing was a pair of boxers. The entire sight was highly suggestive.

Both he and Anya blush a deep red color and Anya gets up, grabbing her towel and hiding behind it as he stood up. Sasuke watched the two then said, "Didn't know you liked it in the morning Itachi."

He wisely ran when Itachi reached for his throat.

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Personally, I had fun with this one. Hope it gave you all a laugh. I'm still grinning. And you won't believe how pissed those two get when other kids at school find out through the grapevine. Let's just say they don't go back to school for a while after they break a few rules.