Authors Note: So apparently my line dividers haven't been showing up, I'm sorry! It must have been really confusing since I switch character p.o.v a lot. I promise I wasn't trying to be an asshole and force you guys to figure this stuff out yourselves! I fixed it, so from now on the story should be easier to read!
Craig stood outside the flagpole, waiting for someone. His expression was clear, and as his grey eyes scanned the crowd of exiting students, you had to be completely a-sexual to not find him attractive. Like really not having it, because Craig looked FINE. He always did of course. But now people weren't afraid to openly check him out. That whole gay relationship thing had been a farce, right?
Angel Freeda was one of those people. She passed Craig while walking home with Bebe, and decisively turned around to get a better eyeful. Angel had long light blond hair pulled up behind her head, a sprinkle of freckles across her face, and gorgeous brown eyes. She abandoned Bebe for a moment to go and say hello.
"Hi." She said as seductively as she could muster, I mean we were talking about Craig Tucker here, not losing your confidence when you talked to him would be a tremendous accomplishment on anyone's part.
Craig was not impressed. "What do you want?" He asked, his expression never moving.
"Since, you're officially single, I was wondering if you wanted to go out with me some time?" She asked, slightly hesitant.
Craig smirked at her, a cruel cool smirk, one that silently screamed 'right, like I'm a freaking charity all of a sudden'. Angel started to back up, but she wasn't fast enough. "Sorry, I may be newly 'single', but that doesn't mean my standards have dropped."
Angel stiffened and then backed away slowly, "…okay…" she said awkwardly, and then bolted back towards Bebe.
And that was the last time Angel Freeda ever tried to talk to Craig alone.
Craig sighed, annoyed. He had to have expected that he would start getting confessions, Craig was not clueless as to how much of a stud he was. But he was waiting for Tweek, whom he was going to try and convince to let him fuck. He didn't need that little sophomore getting in the way of his mental preparation. Hey Tweek, fuck buddy-o-pal. What do you say to trying out this whole arrangement back at my house, say like right now? Craig shook his head, disgusted at himself. He knew he could be more seductive than that, but Tweek didn't know him as the mysterious and brooding handsome boy, everyone else knew him as. He only knew him as himself. And Craig himself, didn't really have his own natural brand of sexy. He had only just lost his virginity to Tweek literally two days ago. This wasn't going to be easy.
Finally, he spotted Tweek, jittering as always as he headed out of the building. Craig rushed to meet him. (Not run mind you, Craig was too cool to run.) "Hey Tweek!" He said as he caught up to him and grabbed his arm.
The spikey blond nearly jumped three feet. "Don't do that, Craig, I thought you were some kind of kidnapper."
Craig brushed the off the stupid remark, "Hey Tweek um…ah…" Suddenly his willpower was gone.
"What?" Tweek asked, looking a bit impatient, and still a little annoyed. What was up with him today?
Well, it was too late to back out now. "I was wondering if you uh….wanted to come over?"
"Why?" Tweek asked, indignant. Craig's eyes bulged, Tweek was giving major attitude today.
"I don't know dude." Craig said, his own impatience now evident. "To hang out? Play some video games or something…"
"Or something?" Tweek was really gonna make him say it huh? That little spaz.
"What's your problem dude?" Craig asked.
"I just don't know what you're asking," Tweek innocently replied, putting those surprisingly well tuned acting skills to work. Seriously, if Tweek was as self-conscious as Craig about the way he was perceived, he'd probably make a better Craig than Craig.
Craig huffed. "I wanted to fuck you. Okay? Is that what you wanted to hear?" Craig's face was fighting with his willpower to turn red.
Tweek smiled, genuinely this time. "Sure Craig, what are fuck-buddies for?" And Tweek started walking towards Craig's house. Craig followed suit, a little unsure if what just happened, had really did just happen.
Okay, so maybe this was going to be easy.
"Hey." Kenny said to Butters, who was rummaging through his locker.
Butters turned around, his blond hair now in a sexy comb-over haircut. Butters had light aquamarine eyes, an easy smile, and a gullible way about him; which had actually made it really hard for him to trust people throughout the years. He was about Kenny's height, maybe a centimeter shorter, and had inherited his mother's thinner frame. But he still had a good amount of muscle regardless. He got grounded so much that he had taken to doing pushups in his room, to one day stand up to his dad. Of course he still had a long way to go.
"Oh hey Kenny. What can I help you with?" Butters asked. Kenny was one of the few people Butters could trust outright, and Kenny planned to take full advantage.
"Oh Butters it's terrible!" Kenny feigned despair. "I really need help with this problem, but I don't have anyone to turn to."
"Well, gee Kenny. What kind of problem is it?" Butters asked, worried for his friend.
Kenny smiled, but passed it off for one of relief. "It's um a medical problem. My family has a limited amount of insurance, and I'm not sure if it warrants a trip to the doctor."
"And I suppose this medical issue has to do with your penis?" Butters asked narrowing his eyes.
"y-yes." Kenny said, surprised Butters had caught on.
"And you want me to take a look at it for you?" Butters shook his head knowingly. "Tell you, 'gee Kenny, I'm sorry, I have no idea if there's anything wrong with your weiner.' And then you would say something like 'maybe you should touch it' or 'maybe you should taste it and that will give you some kind of idea' right?" Butters raises an eyebrow. Kenny was stunned. That had been the plan. Well kind of. There was also going to be him going down on Butters then kissing him, and having Butters compare that way…But still, fucken-A!
"Yeah. No thanks Kenny." Butters closed his locker.
"Aww." Kenny replied. Kenny was not a good actor like Tweek, and he was an open book, the opposite of Craig.
"I'm sorry Kenny, I'm not gay." Butters replied.
"But you're a virgin right?" Kenny asked, no filter with this guy.
Butters blushed. "That's none of your business."
"I knew it!" Kenny exclaimed. Butters glowered. Kenny backed off a bit. "Look, Butters I get that you're straight." Muttering he added, "Though I'm pretty sure you called yourself bisexual."
Butters heard. "I had no idea what that meant! I was eight!"
Kenny put his hands up in defense. "I know, I know. Look, how about we find someone really hot. A Kim Kardashian type maybe." Kenny and everyone else in the world knew that Butters fancied Kim Kardashian as one of the most beautiful women in the world. "And have a three-way?"
"You just want to see me naked huh?" Butters asked, annoyed.
Yes! "Yes!" Kenny replied, giving Butters a soul searching gaze with his amazing dark blue eyes.
Butters blushed, and struggled to break the stare. "Sorry Kenny. I really am, but I don't want you to see me naked. Butters walked away stiffly.
Aww. Too bad, Butters would have been a great lay.
He doesn't want me to see him naked… Aww! Butters was so cute! Kenny only wanted him more.
Tweek and Craig were standing in Craig's room. They couldn't go to Tweek's house, because his parents would most likely be home; their shop had really weird hours. And Tweek was really enjoying his parents not cooing at him, now that they finally believed that he was straight. It had been really weird, his parents were always throwing money at him, and looking at him like he was about to say something deep and soul-wrenching. All the freaking time! It was way too much pressure man. Way. Too. Much. Pressure.
"So I guess we should get started." Craig said. Tweek nodded.
Suddenly Tweek threw his shirt off, and then rushed at Craig. Taking his shirt off before Craig could do anything about it.
"Uh, okay-"Craig started, before Tweek pushed him onto the bed on his back. "oomf." Craig said, the wind having been rushed out of him past him.
"Agh!" Tweek cried. "Sorry, did I hurt you?"
Craig just breathed a snort. "nah."
Tweek went back to the task at hand. With his nervous energy and always boosted adrenaline, he jumped on the bed too, landing so that he covered Craig. He scooted up a little so that he could get to his mouth, and took Craig's mouth to his, his tongue stroking Craig's in an oh so-surprisingly skilled fashion.
Just as quickly, he scooted down Craig again. He dragged his lips across Craig as he did so. He slowed when he reached Craig's neck, and began sucking. Not long enough to leave a hickey mind you. But long enough for Craig to think he was going to get one.
"Uh Tweek-" Tweek took his lips off of Craig's neck, and placed his finger on Craig's lips. Tweek smiled down at Craig, making him Craig blush. Tweek went back to business. Dragging his lips down the center of Craig's torso and stomach, all the way to his belt.
Tweek looked up at Craig, as he fiddled with the belt. Struggling of course, because this was something that generally required focused and still hands. Things that Tweek did not possess. After a good thirty seconds Craig gently pushed away Tweeks hands, and without breaking eye-contact, unlatched his belt.
Tweek slowly ran his hands down Craig's stomach, and into the hem of Craig's now loosened pants. Craig shivered with the unfamiliar touch.
Tweek got off the bed, and gingerly pulled Craig's underwear and pants to the floor. He got back on the bed again, and straddling Craig's knees, bent down and pressed his mouth against Craig's penis. The position was an awkward and uncomfortable one. Fortunately Craig seemed to see this, and scooted back, giving Tweek more room on the bed to bend over and get to Craig's cock.
Tweek licked it a little at first, the taste was not good at all. Porn had lied. It was bitter and gross. Still, Tweek didn't want Craig to regret his decision to be a fuck buddy. And he'd been really happy when it was Craig who came to him first to ask to fuck. Tweek had spent his computer lab time watching porn on his phone. Not the computers of course. Those were definitely being monitored and Tweek hated being monitored. But he had downloaded a video onto his phone earlier that day, in preparation for whenever he and Craig would try this whole fuck buddy thing out.
Tweek took a deep breath, trying to calm himself. He opened his mouth and just went for it. Taking Craig's decent size member into his mouth. He sputtered and gagged.
"Are you okay?" Craig asked looking down.
"I-Im fine!" Tweek said, trying to stop himself from hyperventilating. Oral sex was so dangerous! But he wanted to do this for Craig.
Tweek put his mouth back to work, but this time just sucked the head. His scared sputtering was muffled by Craig's penis, and made a humming sound. Craig moaned with the feeling. Slowly Tweek took more and more into his mouth until he was almost deep throating Craig. Then he just stayed there, still humming-on purpose this time, having seen how much Craig had liked it. Slowly he did what the guys in the video had done. He slowly bobbed his head up and down the shaft of Craig's penis.
Soon Craig started to spasm. Tweek bobbed faster, and Craig came in his mouth. It was gross. So grows. Ew ew ew ew. Tweek leapt off the bed, and spat Craig's semen into his trashcan.
Craig couldn't believe it, Tweek had just given him a blow job. A freaking amazing blowjob at that. When had he learned to do that? Craig was panting on the bed, as Tweek was spitting into his Trashcan.
"That was amazing." Craig said, not bothering to fight the flush of red that was plastered to his face neck and torso.
"I'm glad you liked it."Tweek said, grimacing at the taste in his mouth.
"Is it really that bad?" Craig asked.
Tweek nodded and twitched.
Craig suddenly became aware that he was the only one fully naked. Maybe Tweek wanted to do him? Craig's heart skipped a beat as he remembered how Tweek wanted to save himself for someone special.
"Ok," Tweek said, no longer making a face. "You're turn to do me." Tweek unceremoniously pulled his pants and boxers down and off. He grabbed the bottle of lube from the previous night, and unskillfully stuck some up his ass hole.
Craig felt a bit hurt, but shook it off. He was going to take whatever Tweek was willing to give him, and not complain. They were, after all, only 'fuck-buddies'.
Tweek flipped onto the bed. "Ok tell me what you want me to do." Well since Tweek was willing to follow direction today, for some reason.
"Actually, there was something I wanted to try." Craig said, his voice husky. "First get on your knees." Tweek obliged, getting into doggy position. "Now lay your head flat on the bed, along with your hands." Tweek had to bend his arms at the elbow to get his all the way onto the bed. Causing his ass to spring up into the air.
Tweek started shaking with embarrassment. "Um, Craig?" Tweek asked, suddenly very scared.
Craig just stood by the bed and stared. Tweek looked so fucking hot like that. His ass shaking up in the air for him.
Craig crawled on the bed and stood on his knees, straddling Tweek's quivering knees. His dick was right at Tweek's entrance. Perfect. How he was already erect after that life-changing orgasm, he didn't know, but it was probably thanks to Tweek,. The boy really got to him, and his dick.
He slowly entered Tweek's tight entrance. Tweek was blushing and shaking madly. This was most certainly a vulnerable position for him. His face was pressed to the side and he couldn't comfortably look back to see what Craig was doing.
Craig felt Tweek tense at the pain. His body once again vibrating around Craig's penis. Oh Tweek. Craig gasped. "You feel so fucking good dude." Craig sighed/ groaned through the lovely pressure. He started to move slowly in and out poking his head at different spots until finally, Tweek gasped, and spasmed more forcefully. Craig had found Tweek's spot once again. Craig, now armed with a target began to go in and out much quicker now, building up speed, and hitting Tweek's spot again and again and again. Tweek started to cry out. Which was good because Craig was very close to coming himself.
Craig didn't want to come first. He took his dick out, and as Tweek moaned and bucked back in desperate protest, Craig dropped his mouth to Tweek's hole and started to lap up much of Craig's precum and lubricant. Tweek really started to spasm at this new feeling. Craig teased him with his tongue. Getting so close to Tweek's spot but not quite hitting it. Tweek was practically wiggling his way into Craig's mouth when Craig finally pulled back, and positioned his penis once again at Tweek's entrance.
He thrust in suddenly, and Tweek gasped as Craig hit the spot. Craig was going to cum. He pulled out again and then thrust all the way, nearly balls deep into Tweek, making him scream. Oh that threw Craig over the edge, he took his penis out and thrust all the way in, one more time, and came as Tweek cried out, and began to spasm and shake uncontrollably for a few moments around Craig's now flaccid penis.
Craig was nearly hyperventilating. He carefully helped Tweek flatten out onto his stomach. And then lifted himself slowly out of Tweek. He rolled onto his side, and Tweek rolled onto his so that they faced each other.
"We came at the same time" Tweek sighed, his constantly trembling body completely still for once. "Cool."
Craig loosely traced Tweek's face with his fingers. "Yeah…"
Author's Tidbit: Ugh! Longest chapter yet. Can you believe that everything except the Kenny and Butters scene was supposed to be in chapter 3? Totally messing with my outline. But I get to 1800 words, and I'm like "I'm done, I can't do it anymore." Anyway I hope you enjoyed this chapter, personally I like it a lot better than chapter 3, but I will say my grammar is just as terrible as ever, so thank you for trudging through it!