The next day, Dedede was running around the campus, handing out invitations to everyone to a party. It was a party for all the romantic couples. Magolor received his invitation and started feeling nervous... Especially because Omega was nearby, reading an invitation he received as well. Magolor glanced at Omega nervously, as Omega started screaming and burning the invitation and yelling about how love sucks.

Magolor floated to Omega and said "Omega, settle down a moment there."

Omega screamed "DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO, PUNY CAT MEATBAG."

"No, no, Omega. You don't understand. There will be dancing!"

"...QUERY: WILL THERE BE 'SINGING' AS WELL?" Omega asked.

Magolor nodded. "Yes..."

Omega clapped. "I SHALL JOIN THIS PARTY... HOWEVER... I DO NOT POSSESS THE LADYFRIEND THAT COULD GRANT ME ACCESS INTO THIS PARTY... I WILL OBLITERATE EVERY MEATBAG THAT FORBIDS MY ENTRY!"

Magolor said "As much as I love destruction... How about I pretend to be your, uh... Gentlemanfriend for the party for easy access?"

"ONLY IF IT MEANS I GET THE OPPORTUNITY TO SING AND DANCE AND PET THE CAT."

Later at the party, we see Omega and Magolor enter the bar. Omega decided to wear a small fancy top hat for this occasion. Jo was with Mewtwo, both are drunk. Jo burst out laughing at the sight of Magolor and Omega. She said "Woooow, who let the EGG in?"

Omega froze. "...EGG..." He then revealed his entire arsenal of weapons. "EGGMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!"

Dedede screamed. "NO OMEGA, THERE'S A FLUFFY KITTY HERE TO PET!"

"...QUERY: WHERE IS THE SMALL FLUFFY KITTY?" Omega asked.

Dedede pointed at Magolor. "Right there!"

Omega concealed his weapons. "CORRECT. THE FLUFFY OVAL CAT BROUGHT ME HERE." He sat in a corner with Magolor, holding and petting him.

Shulk walked up onto the stage, grabbing the microphone. "I dedicate this to my love, Rosalina!" Everyone started cheering. "I hope you're really feeling it tonight, love." Shulk then proceeded to play a horrible cover of My Heart Will Go On, the theme from Titanic, on the recorder. It was very ear shattering, but Rosalina kept clapping and cheering for Shulk anyway. Link screamed and jumped onto the bar table, dancing seductively to the music in front of Zelda. Zelda shook her head.

Then in another part of the room, we have R.O.B., with Mr. Game & Watch hugging one of his arms and Pac-Man hugging the other. "R.O.B~ Please pick me! Without you, I wouldn't have this smile on my face!"

Mr. Game & Watch screamed at Pac-Man. But not an actual scream. It was a beep that can give the impression of a scream. Mr. Game & Watch said ".. / ... .- .- / ... .. - / ..-. .. .-. ... -" which is Morse code for "I saw him first!"

R.O.B. looked at the two. "...Mister Game and Watch...Pac-Man..."

The two went silent and stared at R.O.B.

"...I believe...polyamory is an option." R.O.B. nodded.

So then they entered a polyamorous relationship and cuddled.

Bowser was sitting at the bar, drunk and crying. Marth was the bartender and served another drink to Bowser. "...Is everything okay, sir?"

Bowser grabbed Marth's shirt collar and sobbed loudly.

"Uhhhh... Bowser, sir?"

"I'M SO GAY." Bowser shoved Marth away and kept crying and drinking alcohol.

Marth stumbled back. "...Yes...will that be all for you?"

Bowser slammed his fist on the table. "MAKE MY DATE NOT STAND ME UP"

"I-I'll try...?" Marth slowly walked away.

Meta Knight arrived with Lucina. Meta Knight didn't want to be here, but he was doing it for Lucina. Lucina pointed at Dedede "There's Dedede! Let's sit with him!"

Meta Knight sighed. "Alright, alright." He followed Lucina over, and they sat with Dedede.

"Hey, Dedede!" Lucina said while waving.

Dedede waved back. "How's it going, bud?"

Meta Knight looked around. "So... Sire... I'm guessing you're here alone because this party was your idea?"

"Oh, heck no. I got myself a girlfriend, see?" He said, gesturing to Palutena, who was sitting next to him.

"Greetings, you two." Palutena giggled.

Meta Knight stared in shock. He was so shocked that his mask fell off. He screamed and immediately put his mask back on, making it quite lop-sided. Lucina straightened his mask's position for him and patted him on the head.

Meta Knight covered his face. "Please tell me no one saw."

"Ah, I don't think anyone saw. If they did, they would start laughing riot." Palutena said.

"GIRL, THAT WAS SICK." Dedede said, high-fiving Palutena. The two started laughing.

Meta Knight huffed. "Anyway... Dedede... How in the universe did you score A GODDESS?"

"Hey! He didn't score me!" Palutena said, playing with the fluff ball on Dedede's hat. "I scored him!"

Dedede blushed, covered his face, and whined because he is a tsundere like that.

Meta Knight slammed his head on the table. "I think I'm going to be sick."

Brian came running in, towards Palutena. "MY LADY! I AM HERE FOR OUR DATE!"

"...Our date?" Palutena tilted her head.

"...Bro...don't tell me you stood me up for this bloated penguin..."

"Ah yes, I decided not to date you after you described yourself as having the beauty of a Greek god. Sorry, these kinds of statements are very offensive to me as a goddess." Palutena stated.

"I-I THOUGHT WE HAD SOMETHING SPECIAL..." Brian ran away crying.

Dedede and Palutena watched in shock, and then started laughing.

"What a moron!" Dedede exclaimed.

Marth came over to Dedede, Palutena, Meta Knight, and Lucina and smiled. "Is there anything I could get for you happy couples?"

Dedede clasped his hands together in excitement. "Yeah, hit us with four of your specialty!"

Meta Knight glared at Dedede. "Sire, you're going to DRINK?"

"Yeah, I'm thirsty!" Dedede laughed.

Meta Knight growled. "Sire, are you not aware of how horrendous you become when you've had too-" He got cut off by Marth giving everyone their drinks, and then he yelled at Dedede. "PUT THAT DOWN NOW OR I'M SENDING YOU TO YOUR ROOM."

It was too late. Dedede already started to drink. He put the drink down and sighed. "Ah, that's delicious... Come on, Lord Meta Knight! Why don't you try yours?"

"...Dedede. You know I don't drink in public." Meta Knight said angrily while clenching his fists.

Dedede tapped on the table, calling for Marth. "Hey! Bring another drink for Lord Meta Knight! He says that one isn't enough!"

Meta Knight growled. "Dedede...!"

Dedede leaned in and glared at Meta Knight. "What's your problem? Just take a sip at least! Marth makes these fresh, it's hard work you know!"

Meta Knight groaned. "Fine, fine." He sighed and took a small drink of his beverage, and...

It's orange juice. It's frickin orange juice. I cannot believe you, sire. This is just lame as heck orange juice. I'm going to kill you one of these days, sire. It's ORANGE JUICE AND I'M DRINKING ORANGE JUICE I