Note: I do not own IZ, JTHM, Lenore, Squee! And other creations of J.Vazquez and I own the brand-new character in this chapter, Invader Ruff, and he is not a dog. And I wish I had better pants.

Chapter 4: Invader Ruff

Hello everybody! In this fourth chapter a brand new Irken person named Invader Ruff goes and tries to ruin G.I.R.'s life. And Tak appears in this chapter. Not really much and enjoy this chapter.

G.I.R. was just walking from school and just happily skipping then he just saw the place where the base used to been and there was still wood, and broken machine parts. But Zim's dead body was not lying there anymore. G.I.R. did not want to remember Zim's death but each time he looked there he always heard Zim's last words. Which was "Get out of here G.I.R." And a blood curdling scream. That's all G.I.R. could remember. G.I.R. had an idea, which he could make his own base to do his plan and to make people think he's normal. So he got one of those Irken notepad thingies and drew what his house should look like. "I see a squirrel!" G.I.R. yells and he drew a squirrel. And then when G.I.R. was done he the notepad turned to a drill and G.I.R. got out of there then his base turned out to be a house in a shape of a squirrel! "YAAAAAYYYYYY! SQUIRRELS!" G.I.R. said. There was 3 kids behind them and they said, "PSYCHO!!!!!!!" And his front yard had gnomes, puffer fish, and a sign that said, "I (Heart) Squirrels!" instead of I (Heart) Earth! G.I.R. went inside the squirrel house and everything was squirrelly! And a couple pigs and bees stuff. G.I.R. finally got a plan. It was singing his popular song "The Doom Song" and hopefully he gets popular enough to take over the world. Zim was just wondering in town after scaring Dib. But the thing that was in Zim's mind was that he couldn't believe that he failed his mission by a fire. And Zim regretted saving G.I.R. from the fire because if he hadn't he wouldn't be dead! And right in the middle of the street he saw Tak! He thought of torturing her but he was quite tired of haunting people. "I'm glad that Zim is gone! So I'm going to take his part and take over the world. If I can stop that Invader Ruff from taking over the world." (Who's Invader Ruff?) Zim wondered. And still Zim wished he was not dead so he can show Tak who's boss but he thought he was quite stupid from saving G.I.R. from that fire. He just walked away and just watch idiots crash and stuff just to drain away his sorrows.

The next day at Skool…

"Class, today is Earth Day. Which means you have to respect our pet Peepi, and if you don't he will kill you all. ALL OF YOU!!!!!!!!!" (Except Zim, he's already dead.) Dib thought. The hamster from episode, "Ultra Peepi" was just playing in one of those hamster wheels. (Forgot what they were called. But I guess Hamster Wheel is fine.) G.I.R. was drawing pictures of a moose and squirrels singing The Doom Song. "Now class, we will learn about terrible diseases! Does anybody know what AIDS are?" Mrs. Bitters said. "Uh, You get hit by a beach ball and you start to die and stuff?" G.I.R. said. "No, but it looks like you got hit by a beach ball and lost 5 brain cells!" Mrs. Bitters said. "Thank you!" G.I.R. said politely. "Mrs. Bitters, can we use our Crazy Cards again?" Lori said. "He's not acting crazy Lori, he's acting like a idiot." Mrs. Bitters said. "Anyways, AIDS is a very dangerous disease which there is no cure for it." "Can moose's spread AIDS?" "No, no they can't Scary Monkey." "I had a dangerous disease once…" Began Mrs. Bitters but the Skool bell rang. "You are now doomed to go home!" Mrs. Bitters said. Then G.I.R. was glad that was over. And then Zim decide to follow G.I.R. around to know what was going on but Zim never saw the student Jerry Springfield before but he was getting suspicious about it. Because the clothes he was wearing looked familiar. Zim wanted to follow him instead of G.I.R. so that's what he just did. Then when they were at Jerry's house Jerry just turned into an Irken! "Oh, my, God." Zim said.

Meanwhile…

"I didn't know that little thing could be that dangerous!" G.I.R. said. Then there was a knock on the door. "COME IN!" G.I.R. Said. And on the doorstep was the brand new invader. "Yeah, uh, did some guy named Invader Zim died 3 days ago?" "Um, yes." G.I.R. answered. "Well, I'm here to…RUIN YOUR LIFE!!!!!" * Dramatic Sting * (Okay, this Invader Ruff guy is just like Zorak from SGC2C) "That's nice!" G.I.R. said. "No, that's not nice!" He said. "What's your name?" "Invader Ruff." "As in, Ruff, like a doggy?" "YES!" Invader Ruff said. "I'm also here to make sure you don't get Zim back!" "How did you know that?" "Because…I KNOW EVERYTHING!!!!!!!!" * Dramatic Sting * "Well, you can't let him be gone forever!" "I can do…ANYTHING!" * Dramatic Sting * "Oh yeah…you can't say toy boat 10 times!" "Yes I can! Toy boat, Toy boat, Toy boat, Tyoda, Tiki, RUFF, RUFF, RUFF! Boobabooba, boobabooba zoom zoom zoom!" "You can't say that 10 times!" G.I.R. said. "Okay, maybe I can't do everything." Invader Ruff said. "But tomorrow you are doomed!"



Oh boy! The next chapter is beating the stuffing out of each other contest! I'm also working on two other fan-fics called Takrella, and Gaz In Wonder Land. If you already have ideas for these stories and if you think I'm copying off of you please tell me because I don't want to be a copycat. Please review my story and tell me how good or bad it is so far. Defender_Moon's Sister: Defender_Zim