Say by Pooki Ze Great
Summary: So we all know that Merry and Estella Bolger wed, but who ever said he wanted to?
****Disclaimer: I do not own LOTR or any of its characters, but NOW I own Norah Jones, 'Come Away With Me'; T.A.T.U, '200 KM/H In The Wrong Lane'; and Coldplay, 'A Rush Of Blood To The Head', and be happy about it, cos with a bunch of new music, shall come a bunch of new stories!!!!****
Rating: Well, just so long as you know that the only cooties you'll get from the opposite sex is lice or crabs, you can read it.
Chapter: 4/8
Pairing: Merry/Pippin
Feedback: Yes please, and some watermelon-flavored, phallic-shaped lollipops on the side.
A/N: IN CASE YOU'RE LAZY, AND DIDN'T READ THE DISCLAIMER, I BOUGHT THREE NEW CDS TODAY, AND I AM HAPPY, WHEEEEEEEEEEE!!! (TRYING TO EXPAND HER FREAKIN HORIZIONS, FIND SOME INSPIRATION, YA KNOW?) Yup. Just thought you should know.
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"I cry when angels deserve to die." -System Of A Down, 'Chop Suey'
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Merry stood, stunned, for afew minutes, before Estella's intentions hit him with their full force.
Luckily for him, Frodo had kept his head the whole time and already had a plan.
"Merry. Merry... MERRY!" He screamed into his ear, trying to make his cousin react.
Merry blinked a few times, shaking his head roughly. As his eyes came into focus he saw Sam standing by the wall, watching him with worried eyes.
"Sam," he whispered dazedly, "when did you get here?"
"I'd been looking for Elanor (A/N: I dunno if that's his kids name, I think it is, but yeah I'm too lazy to go upstairs and look in the book, so if I'm wrong, get over it), and when I finally found her she had just finished speaking with Miss Estella, and when she left she looked awful mad, so I took Elanor back home as quick as I could, then ran over here to see Miss Estella storming away holding a knife, so I headed in here. Mr. Frodo told me the whole story."
As Merry nodded slowly, Frod began to speak, urgently and quickly. "Listen to me Merry. Me and Sam are going to go look around and ask a few people if they've seen Estella, try to find her and came her down a bit. I want you to go try to find Pippin and warn him, get him away for a little while, until Estella is sedated, okay? Check out all your old hideouts and such, alright?"
Merry agreed, and as he stepped out the door he had a sudden flashback of a pond he and Pip'd gone to when they were young. With that in mind, he headed down the road as Frodo and Sam went to search for Estella.
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Hmm hmm hmm.. Should I send out the fifth chapter? I have it written... Well, okay, I'll be nice and send it out. TOMORROW!!!!!! It's the climax of the story, and you guys all have to wait, ha ha! ~me~
Summary: So we all know that Merry and Estella Bolger wed, but who ever said he wanted to?
****Disclaimer: I do not own LOTR or any of its characters, but NOW I own Norah Jones, 'Come Away With Me'; T.A.T.U, '200 KM/H In The Wrong Lane'; and Coldplay, 'A Rush Of Blood To The Head', and be happy about it, cos with a bunch of new music, shall come a bunch of new stories!!!!****
Rating: Well, just so long as you know that the only cooties you'll get from the opposite sex is lice or crabs, you can read it.
Chapter: 4/8
Pairing: Merry/Pippin
Feedback: Yes please, and some watermelon-flavored, phallic-shaped lollipops on the side.
A/N: IN CASE YOU'RE LAZY, AND DIDN'T READ THE DISCLAIMER, I BOUGHT THREE NEW CDS TODAY, AND I AM HAPPY, WHEEEEEEEEEEE!!! (TRYING TO EXPAND HER FREAKIN HORIZIONS, FIND SOME INSPIRATION, YA KNOW?) Yup. Just thought you should know.
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"I cry when angels deserve to die." -System Of A Down, 'Chop Suey'
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Merry stood, stunned, for afew minutes, before Estella's intentions hit him with their full force.
Luckily for him, Frodo had kept his head the whole time and already had a plan.
"Merry. Merry... MERRY!" He screamed into his ear, trying to make his cousin react.
Merry blinked a few times, shaking his head roughly. As his eyes came into focus he saw Sam standing by the wall, watching him with worried eyes.
"Sam," he whispered dazedly, "when did you get here?"
"I'd been looking for Elanor (A/N: I dunno if that's his kids name, I think it is, but yeah I'm too lazy to go upstairs and look in the book, so if I'm wrong, get over it), and when I finally found her she had just finished speaking with Miss Estella, and when she left she looked awful mad, so I took Elanor back home as quick as I could, then ran over here to see Miss Estella storming away holding a knife, so I headed in here. Mr. Frodo told me the whole story."
As Merry nodded slowly, Frod began to speak, urgently and quickly. "Listen to me Merry. Me and Sam are going to go look around and ask a few people if they've seen Estella, try to find her and came her down a bit. I want you to go try to find Pippin and warn him, get him away for a little while, until Estella is sedated, okay? Check out all your old hideouts and such, alright?"
Merry agreed, and as he stepped out the door he had a sudden flashback of a pond he and Pip'd gone to when they were young. With that in mind, he headed down the road as Frodo and Sam went to search for Estella.
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Hmm hmm hmm.. Should I send out the fifth chapter? I have it written... Well, okay, I'll be nice and send it out. TOMORROW!!!!!! It's the climax of the story, and you guys all have to wait, ha ha! ~me~