04. Party like a SOLDIER

Angeal: "What happened with this 'singing duet' gag you previewed in the previous segments?"

HK: "Watcha talking about? Cid decided to bail out on his own!"

Angeal: "HK..."

HK: "Oh, would you LOOK at the time! Gotta bounce! -pops out in a whiff of smoke-"

Angeal: "...Is she a magician or something?"

-Somewhere Within the Lfestream-

Aerith: "Tee hee hee!"

Angeal: "Aerith..."

Aerith: "Tee hee hee, why are you glaring? -puts on sweet, angel smile. Anime sparkles surround her head-"

Angeal: "Enough with the 'tee hee heeing'! What are you planning?"

Aerith: "Hey Zack, wanna have our own karaoke party?"

Zack: "Do I ever!"

Aerith: "Then it's settled! I'll send the Mook Squad to get the party supplies!"

Biggs: "Who are you calling a mook?!"

Aerith: "Tee hee hee!"

Flay: "If it isn't the Mook Squad!"

Tony: "Who are you calling a mook?!"

Angeal: "You've changed the course of the discussion again..."

Aerith: "Tee hee hee! You're silly, Angy!"

Angeal: "Anyway, you shouldn't be ruining Tifa's party anymore if you're having you're own. Got it?"

Aerith: "Tee hee hee! Don't worry, Aerith's a good girl!"

Zetsu: "Tobi's a good boy."

Tobi: "That's right! Tobi won't disappoint!"

Angeal: "Enough with the vague anime references!"

Aerith: "Tee hee hee!"

Zack arrives at the Lifestream's own version of the Gil or Two Store...

Zack (humming): "I'm humming an anime title theme song! Hum hum hum, my hair's spikey! Hum hum hum! -bumps into a woman- Oh, sorry!"

Mrs. Strife: "Cloud, is that you?! Oh my, you've grown at least eight inches! And you've dyed your HAIR!"

Zack: "Oh, crap..."

-Seventh Heaven, Edge-

Barret: "Yo, foos! What are we gonna do now?!"

Cait Sith: "I theenk the drunk lost his tea bags!"

Cid (from outside): "I AIN'T NO (BEEPING!) DRUNK!"

Cait Sith: "Thee old man has a chip on hees shoulder!"

Cid (still from outside): "What's with the (BEEPING!) broken English, ya (BEEPING!) stupid cat?!"

Cait Sith: "It's me accent! Blame HK for her bad portrayal of thee Scottish folk!"

HK: "No broken Scottish accents were harmed in the making of this segment!"

Cait Sith: "What yee say?!"

HK: "Talking plush toys, on the other hand... heh."

Cait Sith: "What?! Noooooooooooooooooo, thee crazy pilot is chasing me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Tifa: "Wait, when did Cid get back inside?!"

Cid (chasing Cait Sith): "(BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!!!!!!!!!!!)"

-Somewhere within the Lifestream-

Zack: "Aerith, I'm back!"

Aerith: "Tee hee hee! Who's this?"

Zack: "Mrs. Strife."

Mrs. Strife: "Now Cloud, just because you're all grown up doesn't mean you can't call me 'Mom'!"

Angeal: "I'm getting this strange case of deja vu here..."

NEXT TIME!

PARTY STARTS! 'Nuff said. Plus, HK helps save her arch-nemesis's party get back on track. But what song will she (horribly) sing? TUNE IN NEXT TIME!