Sorry peeps for the inconvenience. I've been too sick lately and my doctor forced me to be put on bed rest for 5 days. BUT I'M STILL GONNA WORK ON THIS FOR YOU ALL! NOW LET'S GET STARTED!
"You need to lay off the sugar."
I looked up at Kaz(Him and his big ass mouth…)and stared at him. He held up his hands and said, "What?"
"I haven't had any sugar for four days," I said. "All I had was some ramen for breakfast, lunch, AND dinner! And it was all made by Lars!"
"Something tells me he's the secret ingredient…"
I got up out of my bed and smacked Kaz with a tennis racket. There were lines on his face when I removed it and threw it down on the floor.
"You wanna repeat that?" I said, slightly pissed.
"No…it's all good…"
"Alright then…"
"Ruru wa, ramen no junbi o!"
"yay!"
I jumped up from my bed, jumping up and down. And then I had a coughing spell…
"C-coming…"
I walked down the steps, eager to feel the steam from fresh ramen noodles fill my nose and open my sinus cavities, which were killing me.
"Hey, two people fixed it this time!"
Lars was still at the stove, fixing up what looked to be like sushi. Jin presented a spicy bowl of ramen to me, along with some chopsticks. I kindly took it and sat down at the kitchen table.
"Thanks!" I picked up my chopsticks and dug in.
"So, I was right," Kaz said smirking. The lines from the tennis racket were still on his face. "Lars was the secret ingredient. Don't tell me Jin's in on it too!"
Without hesitation, Lars picked up the pot that he cooked the ramen in and hauled in at Kaz's face. The splash from the hot fluid met his face and he ran around, blind.
"THE INHUMANE PAIN! MAKE IT STOP, MAKE IT STOP!"
I didn't bother looking up from my ramen; Kaz was NOT worth spending energy on, especially since I was sick with the flu and possibly-bronchitis. Yuck…
"Lulu, do you want another bowl of ramen?" Jin asked.
"Yes please," I said, giving him my bowl.
Jin generously took my bowl and picked up the pot, fixing another bowl of ramen. I sat down in the living room, dodging Kaz when needed. I might as well get started on the reviews…
"Okay, first one is from sono. 1, and…he/she said…" (Sorry, I'm still sick and I'm a little forgetful right now…)
FINALLY! SONO HAS COME BACK TO ASK SOME COOL QUESTIONS AND DARES!
Questions 1st
Lili-chan which outfit fits you?
Xiaoyu do you keep in touch with Miharu?
Asuka who do you get along with the most?
And now the DARES!
I think Asuka and Lili should swap outfits XD
and if that wasn't enough, Xiaoyu and Miharu must wear maid outfits for the rest of the chapter.
And last but not least I'm giving Heihachi, Kazuya, and Jin a bonk on the head for Jun-chan! SHAME! Better run guys 'cause me and Jun will do that. –runs after Heihachi, Kazuya, and Jin- At least I spared you Lars.
Lili came out of nowhere and pushed both Lars and Jin out of the way. It took my whole Tekken gang just to stop Lars from ripping her to pieces. Jin didn't even bother, as he still had control of her father's oil fields. For shame…
"My outfits are endless," She said, flipping her hair dramatically. "I can't choose just one."
"Just choose one, ya damn rich brat!"
Xiaoyu came out of nowhere, skipping. She then pulled out her cellphone and started calling someone.
"Hello?"
"Hi, Miharu! Whatcha doing?"
"Sitting down, doing homework. What are you doing?"
"Starring on a questionnaire. It's fun. And it's an excuse out of school."
"Ooh, really?"
So, they continued the conversation for a few minutes. Needless to say I fell asleep…zzz…
"Lulu? Hey, wake up."
I didn't budge; I was too sick to even open my eyes now.
"Ugh…I can't do this…"
"Just this one for today, okay?" Jin said. "Then we won't bother you for as long as you're sick, okay?"
"Okay…do the dares…"
Asuka and Lili went in the back and switched clothes. Worst idea ever.
"I don't like skirts," Asuka said. "I hate 'em!"
"This jumpsuit makes me look like a man," Lili said. "But I guess it does suit Asuka."
"OOH, I'M GOING TO MURDER YOU!"
Asuka tackled Lili to the ground, and then they began fighting. Just my luck…
Xiaoyu had no idea why the reviewer asked her and Miharu to wear maid outfits, but they did so anyway.
"Um, what's this for?" She asked. "Is this from a guy?"
"Most likely," I said.
"AHHHH!"
All of the Mishimas-except for Lars-got hit in the head with a hammer. The reviewer ran off laughing. Kaz was the first person to start sprinting after him, but everyone held him back. Good riddance.
"Okay, next one is from Xyrind, and she asked…"
This…story…is…OUT OF THIS WORLD!
Okay, more questions!
I can't choose who's hotter, Steve or Dragunov? I just can't pick between a british hottie and a Russian hottie! Lulu, help me!
Feng, I saw your ending with Asuka. What did you do to her!? (Furious face) If you did something bad to her, I will slit your throat when you are in slumber… (Holds Cloud Strife's sword)
Leo, you look like your mom :)
Dragunov, what's your favorite song? I bet it's 'tomorrow' from the movie 'Annie', isn't it? (Pokes Dragunov continuously)
That's all I got! Bye!
"Well…" I couldn't really decide myself. I like both of them, even though I don't play as either as much. "I'd say Steve." …I lied. It wasn't hard.
Asuka hid in the corner, quivering in fear. Feng smiled to himself as he presented his answer.
"I just taught her a lesson in balance and stability. That's all."
Outta nowhere, Jin EWGF'd the hell outta Feng. He then yelled, "YOU RAPED HER!? I'LL KILL YOU!"
"JIN, WILL YOU CHILL OUT!?" I yelled. "AND WHERE'S MY RAMEN!?"
Jin immediately changed his tone and looked at me.
"You're evil when you're sick…"
"Yes I am."
Leo did a thumbs up, signaling her appreciation. "Thank you!"
Dragunov, once again armed with pencil and paper scribbled down a sentence and held it up for the reviewer to see.
NO! AND STOP POKING ME!
"…okay then. Next one's from cwazzy gyal123, and she asked…"
This…is…totally…AWESOME AND CRAZY! Ok, onto the questions…
Jin, I can't resist you! Every day, I keep writing on my hand, "I 3 Jin!" So, onto my question. What did you think of unknown when you held her, and she turned to Jun in your ending?
Kazuya, bitch, don't you even think about ignoring my question like you did in the previous chapter. Otherwise… *eyes turn blue and points my ACR 6.8 gun at the side of his head* So, answer my questions. What was the nicest thing you said to Jin in your life? And what was the nicest thing you did for Jun?
Lars, since I don't have a question for you at the moment, do you fancy a spar? And since everyone knows you're a vamp, there's one thing no one knew about me, which is this. *Eyes turn gold and I turn into Devil, wearing a black dress and black high heels* So, like I said before, do you fancy a spar? *Smiles mischieviously*
Heihachi and to whoever desires the Devil Gene, why have the DEVIL GENE!? There's worser stuff out there! Such as SATAN! HE'S THE ACTUAL DEVIL, DAMMIT!
Can't wait for your responses!
Jin, even though he was in the kitchen, heard his question. "Uh, all I felt was anger at that point. I came all that way just to watch her die in my arms. What was the point?"
Kaz froze as he felt the barrel of the gun come closer to his head. He gulped deeply and looked at the reviewer.
"The nicest thing I did for Jin was actually be there as a father for him for a couple of years," He said. "The nicest thing I did for Jun was be there at her bedside when she was sick with the flu. I'm not a total soulless bastard."
"But, you're still a bastard," Lars said, finally speaking since…about now. "And a spar? Why not? Don't spam your lasers, though."
He took off his apron and gloves and turned around. He smiled wolfishly and walked towards the reviewer.
"Let's go then."
I had to sigh and get up; it wasn't worth getting a headache. I walked upstairs and lay back down in my bed; right after I dodged their crazy moves and blasts.
"Hey, you okay?"
"Hey Mickie," I said, not even looking up. "What brings you up here?"
"Um…I don't wanna be down there with that carnage," she said. "But you do need to finish up the reviews. Or do you wanna let me do it?"
I raised up my IPad and tossed it to her. She caught it and went back downstairs. I was gonna cry if it broke; but that would've been my fault because I threw it. Oh well.
"I want the Devil Gene because if I get it, no one can get it," He said. "I'll be unstoppable!"
"Yeah, and ugly as hell. Oh wait, you're already ugly. You're also old too."
Mickie burst out in laughter at Jin's comment. I was all the way upstairs and I heard that too! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!
"Okay guys, Lulu's laying down, soo…I'm gonna do the reviews. Next one's from Katy-Joanne209, and she asked…"
OOOH! I'm back with some crazy fucking questions! Got tired doing some party things at hell, so!
*eyes turn red wearing black leather suit holding a sai* What did my cousin tell you last time? And I'M SERIOUS… :D
WHAT DA!? SHE AND JIN!? HISTORY!? ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS
And if in case you're wondering why I'm shouting, just curious :D
Hmm…Q's *Evil glare at Kazuya* I wanna play something can you play with me Kazuya? Let's play…HIDE N' SEEK *Evil laughter* One, two, Katy's coming for you.
Three, four, better lock your door.
Five, six, grab your crucifix.
Seven, eight, gonna stay up late.
Nine, ten, never sleep again.
Now, *Scary glare at the Tekken characters, and Lulu* Who wants to play with ol' Katy?
Everyone looked around in horror as it suddenly got dark and scary. Everyone ran around, looking for a way out. Everything was either bolted shut or locked tight.
"NOOOOOO!"
Jin cleared his throat as he began to answer. "Uh, Katy? All you cousin said is that she was in lo-"
Lars slammed his mouth shut with his hand. "We wanna live, not get condemned to hell!"
"Mmph! MMPH!"
"SHUT UP!"
"Next review is from XiaoyinFan1, and she asked…"
OKOKOKOK! So, I've got…questions!
Kazuya: Would you win over Aizen of Bleach?
Jin: Would you win over Hollow Ichigo of Bleach? And by the way, Xiao says hi XD
Xiaoyu: There, I said hi to Jin for you, happy?
Lars: Would you win over Miguel in whoever among you drinks the fastest?
Dragunov: Now that you sing, will you dance Oppa Gangnam Style?
Hwoarang: Dance with Dragunov!
Lili and Asuka: Any chance for a truce?
That's all…for now…muhahahahaha!
When Mickie lifted her head from the reviews, she saw Lee in the corner, quivering. Everyone sighed as the lights finally came back on.
"Okay," Kazuya began. "I don't know on that one. We'll have to duke it out and see."
"Erm…Hollow Ichigo?" Jin questioned. "…we're gonna have to duke it out."
Xiaoyu jumped up and down happily as she hugged Jin from behind.
"Yay! Hi, Jin!"
"Hi Xiao-Xiao…"
Lars held up a bottle of vodka and said, "Let's test that theory."
Miguel came out of nowhere and grabbed the bottle too. This cannot be good…
"Let's see who will last longer," He said. "Someone get the shot glasses!"
"Uh oh…"
"OPPA GANGNAM STYLE!"
Hwoarang and Dragunov put in the CD and began dancing. "HEY, SEXY LADY!"
Lili and Asuka looked at each other and turned away from each other in disgust. They really do need a truce…
"Not on your life," Asuka said. "I'd rather use her as a skateboard…"
"Same here," Lili said.
"Stop copying me!"
"Make me!"
"ENOUGH!"
Everyone looked at Mickie, who looked just totally pissed off with both Asuka and Lili. She pointed to the corner and yelled, "GO SIT IN THE CORNER AND THINK ABOUT YOUR LIVES!"
"Hey," Lili began. "You can't boss me-"
"I JUST DID. SIT IN THE CORNER AND THINK."
Miguel and Lars were in the kitchen, drinking to their heart's content. Although the bottle was empty, Miguel was the only one slurring his words.
"Hey," Miguel began. "Why is your hair spiky? Do you…do you listen to punk rock?"
Lars wasn't fazed. "I'm not even buzzed and I drunk majority of the bottle! I'd hate to see you in Ireland…"
"Oh, I get it; you're a girl in disguise!"
Without hesitation, Lars picked up the bottle and whacked it over his head, knocking him out instantly.
"I'm gonna go check on Lulu…" He walked upstairs without a word. Goddamn.
"And that's that, folks! Send in some more Q's! Christian, cut it off!"
"And…we're clear!"
Ugh, sorry peeps! I'm really sick and stressed out right now, but your reviews are greatly appreciated! Lulu is out!