Okay…so I was just going to torture yall and say that the car ride was uneventful…just to be mean since I left it a hangin' from there. But, I decided to spazz it up with some humor and randomness.
QUESTION!! I wanted to change the adventure part of the genre to Humor, but will that, like, make everyone reset their favs, and wipe out my stats record!? Please tell me…ANYBODY!! I need to know!! okay, enough drama from the bean here
I wanted to say that this chapter, and probably many others, is dedicated to the one and only artyfangirl316!! Also, a special thanks to: la mia stella, lover of ALL books, Riley Manx, SugarSweetCutie, and 3141593, for reviewing, unlike many other people.
Disclaimer: I own Hawaiian pizza and twilight. FINE!! I don't freaking own EITHER of those. I do own this highlighter sitting on my desk though…BOO YAH!! OKAY!! GETTING ON WITH THE STORY NOW… :P
EDWARD'S POV
I took Bella's hand and walked her out to my Volvo. While I was holding the door open for her, I glanced over to see Mike, who was walking with Jessica to her car, looking enviously at Bella. When I looked back, I saw that Bella too was looking at Mike. She looked at me and gave me a smile that was simply stunning. If I were human, I would have probably had to concentrate on breathing, but being a vampire, I simply stopped the fake breathing. Bella's eyes widened,
"Edward…why aren't you breathing?" she was concerned, but not freaking out…yet.
"I am Bella, but your beauty stunned me for a minute there," I replied. She blushed, suddenly becoming interested in her shoes. I closed the door and got in the drivers side. I pulled out of the parking lot, and headed back towards Forks.
"So, Bella, do you have any deep dark secrets?" I looked at her while emphasizing deep dark secrets and wiggled my eyebrows at her. She giggled and blushed.
"Many, Edward," she replied mysteriously." You would not want to find out, for they are very," she leaned very close to me and whispered in my ear "shocking". I was hyper-aware of our closeness, and if I had a heart it would be beating fast. She pulled back and gazed out the window. She began to look a little dizzy.
"Bella, BELLA! What's wrong?" I went into panic and pulled over. I got out, ran vampire speed to her door, opened it, picked her up, sat down and put her on my lap. whoah…that was a LOT "Shhhhh...Bella, it's alright now. Shhhh. Now, tell me what's wrong," I whispered in her ear.
"Motion sickness," she whispered back.
I turned on the radio, and Show Me Tha Money by Petey Pablo came on. I sang it to her, just for kicks, even though it was totally not my style.
Soon enough, I could hear Bella's fragile frame shaking with laughter. Finally, she couldn't take it any more, she burst out into a full split-your-sides laughter.
"It's…it's just…" She said between laughs. "Sooo…OOC!!" Tears were running down her face, and her face was red. At first, I just sort of laughed, but soon, I also was laughing my 'heart' out. After about 15 minutes of this, our laughter died down.
Bella sighed. "We should get going…though I would prefer just sitting here on your lap for the rest of the day," she sighed again and put her head against my chest.
"Yeah," I muttered. I got out of the car, set her down and went over to the driver's side of the car. And so, I drove the rest of the way back to Bella's house, being sure that I wasn't going too fast for Bella's sake, whom had fallen asleep. When we arrived at her house, I carried Bella to the house bridal style, and rang the door bell with my nose. The door opened, and I nearly fell over laughing. There stood Charlie, whom (the scent told me) was very drunk. He had pick bows all in his hair, and was dressed in a ballet tutu. He had on make-up, and was smiling at me. He put both of his hands on either cheek and squealed:
"BELLA!! Dahling…you have arrrrived home! Me and my friends were just having a tea party!" He pranced back into the living room, where (sure enough) there was a tea set and a tiny table with little chairs. Also, there were dressed up BARBIES sitting around the table. Charlie took 'his seat' at the table. I decided to speak up.
"Uh…Charlie?" wow, what a great beginning Edward I though to myself. "I will just take Bella up to her room now. We ate a lot and are really really full, so I apologize that we can't join your…erm…party." This was getting awkward real fast.
"Of course my dahling Edward. You may spend the night too if need be. Well…I shall see you. Good Bye!!" He went back to his little 'fiesta' while I took Bella up to my room. There was no way I was going to leave Bella in the house with only Charlie with her. I read his thoughts now…
OMG!! I should…like…do this all the time! It's just so spazztastic! OOOOOOH! It's soo cool looking. Like, when you put the chocolate sauce in the tea, it like…DOES SOMETHING!!
Woah…this was starting to creep me, a vampire, out. I set down Bella on her bed. She looked so beautiful and peaceful. I sighed. She was too good for me. I took the rocking chair out of the corner and put it in front of her door, which I locked.
And so, he watched her til morning came…