Hey people! I got school and shit so if your wondering where I was there you go! We got a lot of dares and crap so let's skip the boring shit and get right to it!
Everybody: *wakes up*
Beth: Huh? When did we fall asleep?
Summer: Yeah. And why is the floor so hard?! *rubs back in pain*
Rick: I'm gonna find a way outta here. This game is stupid as fuck. *looks around for broken parts*
Rick: Weird. I don't see notTtTTtthhHHhIIiinng I could use to build something.
Morty: Hey bitch! Why the fuck did you kill me in the last chapter?! *Walks up to Rick*
Rick: Shut the fuck up you little piece of shit. I was dared to.
Morty: No! You wanted to didn't you?! You wanted to kick my balls Rick!
Beth: Both of you stop arguing.
Summer: Yeah, you do it in every day.
Everyone: Shut up Summer!
Summer: Shheesh. Why am I getting treated like Dad?
Morty: Wait. Where is dad?
Rick: No one cares. Everybody shut the fuck up so I can think of something.
Me: Sup bitches!
Morty: *wets pants* Oh shit!
Rick: Fuck. Not this bitch again. What the fuck do you want?
Me: We're still playing truth or dare!
Morty: I need new pants please.
Beth: Morty I swear! This is truth or dare not a wishing machine!
Summer: Yeah. And stop pissing your pants all the time, your fucking 14.
Me: Yeah Morty. And since you decided to piss your pants your gonna have to keep them on.
Morty: :-(
Me: Anyway...Rick!
Rick: What.
Me: You got a...Dare! Frommm...a guest!
Rick: Well what is it?
Me: Stand closer. Im whispering this one to you!
Rick: *gets closer but not that close*
Me: OK. So the dare on this card here says...You have to tell Beth you love her. You have to. Now.
Rick: What! I mean...I can totally do that!
Me: Then go. Do it!
Rick: Fuck you. *walks towards Beth*
Rick: Bethhhhh?
Beth: *turns around* huh?
Rick: Ummmmmm... I just wanted to say that...iloveyou. OK! I did it! I'm done!
Me: Do it right Rick.
Beth: I couldn't make out what you said.
Rick: *inhales and exhales* O.K. Beth...I..love...you. OK! OK! I'm done! I did it! Next dare!
Morty: *laughs*
Rick: Morty, shut the fuck up you dumb little shit! I will kick your balls again! *burp*
Morty: O - O
Beth: Dad.
Me: Ok. Stop Rick. Actually no. You got a truth so get your ass up here.
Rick: Bitch, what the fuck did you say to me?!
Me: I-i mean...can you get over here? Please?
Rick: Fuck off. I don't even like this retarded bullshit.
Me: I'll get back to you then. Summer!
Summer: *looks up from phone*
Me: You got a dare! Its from Teddybear12 and they say...you have to give Morty a makeover! Isn't that fun!
Summer: *rolls eyes* Whatever.
Morty: Its better than Rick kicking my balls.
Me: OK! So while Summer is making Morty pretty...Rick? Riicckkkk?
Rick: What the fuck do you want you piece of shit?
Me: Rick. Get over here so you can answer the truth you got.
Rick:...
Me: Rick.
Rick: ...
Me: Rick! Come on!
Rick: ...no.
Me: Rick. Do it or Morty can get revenge on you.
Rick: Oh? What's that little shit gonna do? Kick my balls? Ha! He's weak as fuck remember?
Morty: Hey!
Summer: Morty keep your mouth shut! I'm trying to put lipstick on!
Rick: Fine. I'll answer the fucking truth. What is it?
Me: Alright! This one is from a guest. It says...is there something going on between you and...uuunnniittyyyyyyy?
Rick: Shit.
Me: Well?
Rick: ...um.
Me: Rick. Its a yes or no question.
Rick: ...*nods head "yes"*
Me: Its OK Rick. Here, have some Szechuan Sauce.
Rick: SZECHUAN SAUCE?!
Me: *hands it over*
Rick: *starts eating the sauce like crazy*
Summer: I'm done.
Me: Alright! Let's see how he looks!
Summer: *turns morty around*
Me: Wow! He looks like a girl version of him!
Morty: Cool, can I wipe it of now?
Me: No, keep it on until the end of the chapter.
Morty: Shit.
Beth: Morty.
Morty: Sorry mom!
Me: OK how about another dare! Its for you Morty!
Morty: I hope it doesn't have any thing to do with Jessica. That would be embarrassing.
Me: Too bad! Its from someone named JFK1963 and the dare says...I dare Morty to kiss Jessica!
Morty: Goddammit!
Beth: Morty!
Morty: I'm sorry!
*Jessica appears*
Jessica: Huh?
Morty: 0 - 0
Me: Do it Morty.
Rick: Ha ha ha!
Morty: Shut up Rick.
Rick: Bitch.
Morty: *Gets ready to hit Rick*
Me: Morty! Go!
Morty: *walks over to Jessica*
Jessica: Morty? Is that you?
Morty: *kisses Jessica and runs*
Jessica: ?
Summer and Beth: Awwww.
Jerry from out of nowhere: Guys!? I was trapped in the bathroom again! No one noticed I was gone?!
Rick: Bitch no one cares. *continues to eat sauce*
Jerry: :-(
Me: Alright! That's all for today! See y'all next time!
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Hey people. Sorry I haven't updated but I was really sick. I literally threw up yesterday. Twice. Sorry too much information? Oh yeah and before that was veteran's day so I was out with my family. I'll try to get the next dares and truths in by a couple days. Bye.