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It's Deidara time!
Deidara
Cart and Weasel watched through their masks as Deidara entered the art store. They were currently hiding in plain sight.
Posing as wax ANBU sculptures.
They saw Deidara approach them, and pick up a shopping basket, before looking at the two still-as-stone ANBU, who were sweating bullets under their mask, before taking off down an isle.
Weasel slowly let out a shaky breath, before mumbling to Cat. "I'm going to go get him…" Pulling the metal pipe out from under his jacket, Weasel slowly and quietly crept over to Deidara, who was still walking down the isle.
Grasping the pipe in both hands, Weasel held it over his head, and just when he was about to swing…
Deidara instantly turned his head around, feeling like someone was behind him, but only saw the two ANBU sculptures that were there when he came in. Scanning the area, he hesitantly went back to shopping.
Weasel panted quietly in his mask as he slid out of the pose that he was in. Cat was apparently trying to keep from scolding and laughing at him.
Reaching behind one of the shelves, he grabbed the original sculpture of the ANBU, and quickly and quietly, followed Deidara, standing right behind him, holding the pipe high above his head.
There was that feeling again! Deidara twirled around, but saw no one.
Weasel was still holding the pipe above his head behind the blonde. He sidestepped behind the Akatsuki member again when the blonde tried to look behind him, and again…and again….and again…
Whenever Deidara moved, Weasel moved so that he was behind him.
Deidara scanned the area one last time, and turned around, ignorant to the pipe swinging down at his head.
SMACK!
Down went Deidara with swirls for eyes.
Deidara
It was dark, Deidara could tell, and he could see piles of things off to his left and right, and a man sitting cross legged in a chair in front of him. He already knew he was tied to a chair.
"Deidara of the Akatsuki." Said a familiar voice.
The long haired blonde instantly cursed every god he knew.
"I would like to perform an experiment on you." Naruto said, smiling creepily.
Deidara tried to shrink into his seat. News of what he had done to Tobi and Kakuzu had reached his and the other Akatsuki members ears, and were now more wary of the blonde, now that he was targeting them instead of Orochimaru and his forces.
"Cat, the lights, if you would?" Naruto asked politely.
The lights instantly turned on, and Deidara had to close his eyes from the onslaught of brightness.
"Alright Deidara-san, to your left, are priceless paintings done by various artists. To your right, every type of human-made bomb you can imagine. You can have either one. But here is the catch." Naruto folded his hands and leaned back in his chair. "You can only have one, or the other. My ANBU will stop you if you try to take both. I want to see what you will do in this situation. By the way, you only have enough chakra left to make a single bomb, and you have no clay. Toodles."
Deidara heard the distinct sound of a door shutting, and began talking right off the bat.
"I really, really, really hate you Uzumaki. I really do. May you burn in hell for this cruel torture!"
Deidara
Naruto walked back into the storage room where he was keeping the bombs, art, and blonde Akatsuki member to find everything covered in red a a crater sized hole where he had put Deidara.
Smirking he called Cat and Weasel. "Your next mission is to capture Kisame of the Akatsuki. Have fun." Naruto took one more look around the room, before calling another ANBU team. "Clean up this mess. I don't want Deidara blood on all my works. Since the man couldn't have both and knew he was going to die, he blew himself up, leaving his remains on his two favorite things."
"Too bad he missed the dango."
Deidara
A/N: I know, I was rather brutal to Deidara in this chapter, but I hope it gained your guys' approval.