Emmett logged on
Rosalie logged on
Jacob logged on
Emmett: …
Rosalie: I smell a mutt.
Emmett: truth
Jacob: I smell a leech - two of them actually.
Emmett: truth
Rosalie: Haven't you got rabies yet?
Jacob: No, not yet. Sorry to disappoint you.
Emmett: LIE! You're not sorry.
Rosalie: Emmett, what are you doing?
Emmett: I just watched that new show Lie To Me.
Rosalie: So?
Emmett: So now I can tell who is lying!
Edward logged on
Bella logged on
Bella: Hey guys.
Jacob: Watch out, Bells. One of your bloodsuckers knows if you lie.
Emmett: Lie! You don't believe I do!
Bella: ?
Emmett: truth - you're confused.
Rosalie: Remind me not to let you watch new shows with Carlisle.
Emmett: truth - you really want me to remind you.
Rosalie: Knock it off!
Emmett: You're irritated.
Edward: Nice observation, genius.
Emmett: Lie! You used sarcasm.
Jacob: This is going to get annoying fast.
Emmett: truth
Alice logged on
Alice: Hey everyone!
Emmett: She's excited.
Rosalie: Alice, do you forgive Edward for calling you cruel yet? The poor boy needs you.
Emmett: truth
Edward: I don't understand.
Emmett: He doesn't understand.
Edward: I just said that!
Emmett: truth
Alice: Edward! What are you wearing!
Emmett: She's shocked and appalled.
Edward: What? I just got these clothes.
Emmett: truth - he is bewildered.
Alice: You have a serious wardrobe malfunction! I didn't realize how lost you'd be without me shopping for you. This is a problem. A real problem.
Emmett: truth - she's worried.
Everyone: SHUT UP, EMMETT!
Emmett: tru-
Rosalie: *smacks Emmett*
Rosalie logged off
Emmett: T-T
Jacob: lol
Bella: You got what was coming to you, you know?
Edward: That's for sure.
Jasper logged on
Alice: Jasper, look what Edward is wearing! I have some major shopping to do.
Jasper: *looks Edward over* Agreed.
Edward: -_-
Bella: Be right back.
Emmett: She probably needs a human moment *snickers*
Jacob: What, you're not a lie detector anymore?
Emmett: truth!
Edward: Jacob, maybe you should keep your mouth shut for once.
Alice: We know how difficult that is for you, but please try.
Jacob: hmph
Bella: I'm back! Look what I found crying outside *holds up a little white-furred kitten*
Alice: Aww, he's so cute!
Bella: I'm gonna keep him.
Jacob: I thought you were a dog person :(
Bella: *glares at the Cullens* And don't you dare think about eating him!
The Cullens: O.O"
Jacob: *snickers* So busted.
Edward: We would never, Bella.
Jasper: On purpose…
Emmett: truth
Alice: Jasper!
Jasper: Sorry.
Emmett: lie
Bella: That's it! None of you are allowed over to my house!
Edward: What about me?
Bella: ... Oh, alright.
Edward: :]
Jacob: How 'bout me?
Edward: *whispers* Say no.
Jacob: I heard that.
Emmett: Dogs chase cats, too. Don't let him over, Bella.
Bella: That's a good point.
Jacob: Hey! Quit ganging up on me!
Emmett: *gasp* Lie To Me is on again!
Emmett logged off
Edward: I always thought Carlisle could do no wrong...
Jasper: And then he started letting Emmett watch Lie To Me with him.
Edward: *nods*
Jasper: Next thing you know he'll think he's the actual character and change his name.
Bella: I think his name should be Ghost.
Edward and Jasper: O-o Emmett's?
Bella: No the cat's!
Alice: Jasper, come on. We have shopping to do because our brother seems to dress himself like a pre-schooler. *looks Edward over again* Actually, that's an insult to the pre-schoolers.
Alice logged off
Jasper logged off
Bella: Want to come over, Edward?
Edward: Sure! I'll be right there. ^-^
Bella: You sound excited… Too excited.
Edward: ?
Bella: *narrows eyes*
Edward: *sighs* I won't go near Ghost, Bella. I'm excited to come over so I can be with you (Emmett is heard in the background, telling everyone if they lied) …and to get away from here
Bella: Ok, I'll save you :]
Edward: You're the best, love.
Bella: *sends a virtual kiss*
Edward: *crooked grin* I love you too. *sends one back* I'll be over soon.
Bella: One more kiss before you come!
Edward: *laughs, but sends one*
Jacob: I'M STILL HERE!
Bella: *blushes* Oops
Bella logged off
Edward: lol
Edward logged off
Jacob: Ugh.
Jacob logged off