A/N: As promised the geniuses BUMP heads… figuratively of course… ;) I don't think this FF will have too many more chapters, because as sad as it is, crossovers don't do so well. Besides, I have many more things to accomplish in my day… but enjoy while it lasts, it's been FUN. =D

"It's nice to see you again, Dr. Brennan," Reid smiled politely.

Brennan folded her arms across her chest. "I can't say the same thing, Dr. Reid, that would be lying," she informed him bluntly. Tact had never been Brennan's strong point.

Reid took a step back. "No, I don't suppose you could."

"Is there a particular reason you are approaching me?" Brennan was not interested in making conversation with the I.Q genius, she found him not only irritating but his appearance was in desperate need of attendance.

"No," he shook his head. "I was simply trying to be polite. A skill you could learn, I'm sure."

"I don't deal in manners, I deal in facts," she stated.

"It's your issue," he shrugged unbothered by her reply.

The BAU Agent turned to walk away.

"Oh, Dr. Reid?" she called.

He glanced back at her over his shoulder.

"I suggest if you expect someone to take you seriously, you might want to consider an appropriate haircut. Right now, you give off the illusion you were raised in the jungle by wild animals."

Reid straightened his back, and cleared his throat. "I'll consider it," he replied through clenched teeth. "May I offer you some advice?"

"I don't see how that would be beneficial to anyone. Just because you fool others with your I.Q level, you don't fool me."

Reid smiled in amusement. "No, I'm sure that's true. But I'll give it to you anyway. You are tactless, unsocial, and uncooperative and while you may be clever in your field of expertise you are clearly lacking in other areas. I suggest you see a psychiatrist, you are in need of some serious help." He walked away before Brennan could inform him that she was already seeing someone.

Her mouth formed an O shape as she watched him walk away.

"Hey, Bones," Booth appeared at her side. "What was that about?"

"I hate that guy," she muttered.

Booth smiled to himself, it was nice to see Brennan out of her league for a change.

… … … … … … …

"You are just the icing on the cake, baby," Garcia smiled at Castle as she took the drink of him. He was a charmer and a half.

The two of them chatted animatedly about their different jobs, and Castle went into a frenzy about his new book. Garcia was watching out of the corner of her eye, the Detective that seemed to glance over at them every few seconds, as if she were an officer on Petrol.

"I think you have a fan," Garcia smiled.

"Oh, really?" Castle said seductively stepping in closer towards her.

Garcia cleared her throat and smiled warmly at him. "I'm flattered you think it's me," she said in a low tone so as not to be overheard by anyone who was straining to hear their conversation. "But I was actually referring to the woman by the punch bowl. She's been staring at you all night."

Castle's eyes darted to the drink table to find Beckett looking his way. She turned her head away quickly, and pretended to be locked in conversation. Castle grinned to himself. So she did care after all. He was going to have fun with that. Knowing the moment he looked away, she would look back Castle took the opportunity to play with her head.

"Will you do me a favor?" he asked Garcia.

"Is it illegal?"

"No," he frowned.

"Oh," she looked disappointed. "I was due for some danger," she winked.

Castle laughed. "I'm not surprised by that at all."

"I wouldn't be either," she teased. "Okay… what's the favor?"

"Make her jealous."

Garcia considered it. "I don't think that's a good idea. You're playing with obvious emotions here, that woman seems mighty interested, to me."

"Yeah, well, she tells me different. I've wanted her since the moment I met her."

"For reals?"

"Yeah," he nodded seriously.

Garcia smiled. "Ah, who am I to break the bonds of true love?"

"Good on you, gorgeous…" Castle grinned.

In one swift move, he pulled the computer analyst tightly against him, making sure he had an easy view to Beckett. She was looking. He tipped Garcia slightly and grazed his lips against her cheek.

Beckett visibly straightened, her eyes now intensely watching him.

Garcia laughed. "Hold up hot stuff, I got a boyfriend back home," she whispered.

Slowly, Castle pulled her back up, a smile lingering on his face. "Thanks… I owe you."

"Yeah," she nodded. "Send me a signed copy of your new book."

"Done deal," he agreed.

I just have to say that I love BOTH Bones and Reid, and I meant none to come out looking like jerks, it's just the way it happened. As for Castle & Beckett… who doesn't LOVE some jealousy to make emotions surface.

Leave a review and I shall update the last and most awesome chapter ASAP! In a hotel room… heated arguments… ending in kisses… come on ppl, who couldn't do with a little fluff. =D

BTW, I LOVE Reid's hair but had to make reference because he changed it, so the next time you see Reid with that HORRID short hair, just remember it was Bones' comment that made him cut it off… BLAME HER! =D