Kevin, unfortunately, inherited his father's anger issues. And one day he made the mistake of asking Meg if she'd seen anyone else since he'd been gone.
"So you mean to tell me you dated a nudist named Jeff, Craig Hoffman, Neil Goldman, Mayor West, Jake Tucker, some random guy named Doug, Brian, and to top it off you almost got married?!"
Meg sighed guiltily.
"You must think I'm a huge slut now, huh?"
"I did at first but now I just feel like beating the shit out of Craig Hoffman. You know, he's really not much of a rebel. He just thinks he is," Kevin said.
"Well, he is driving a hybrid nowadays," Meg laughed. "But...wow, I can't believe you're actually that jealous!"
Kevin rubbed the back of his neck awkwardly.
"Well, I am glad you didn't get married after all. Your dad may be stupid but from what he's said about that guy he wasn't good enough for you," he said.
Meg was at a loss for words, and opted for simply kissing him instead.