Ghost: Why haven't I worked on this fic?
Ichigo: You're lazy
Ghost: Hey, filing out college stuff doesn't make me lazy...
Skye: I can't wait to see my thing. You said you'd do it months ago.
Ghost: I was BUSY... Sorry...
Skye: Well, at least it'll be done today.
Ghost: Let's watch
Skye: Why should Ghost have all the fun?! *gets idea* *insert evil laugh here* This is going to be great!
*later that night*
Skye: Hey, Ghost! Wait up!
Ghost: What?
Skye: I need your help with something. Do you think that you would mind replacing Jérémie and Odd's clothes with these? *hands over sealed bag with replacement clothes*
Ghost: Are you asking me to help you mess with Jérémie?
Skye: If by mess with you mean "replacing Jérémie and Odds clothes with ones that have been soaking in catnip extract for a few days", than yes.
Ghost: *grins* Count me in.
Skye: Great! I'll go get the cats. *runs off*
*The next morning*
Ulrich: I'm telling you guys, Affa must be hiding something.
William: For once I agree with Ulrich, who else could it be?
Yumi: And I thought that Jérémie was the paranoid one around here...
Aelita: Speaking of Jérémie, has any of yous seen Jérémie and Odd?
Ulrich: *looks out window: O.o WHAT THE FUCK?!
*Everyone sees Jérémie and Odd being chased by at least 20 dozen cats*
Jérémie: XANAXANAXANAXANAXANAXANA
Odd: SHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHIT
*Ghost and Skye are hidden in a nearby tree*
Ghost: *holding bag of popcorn* Wow look at them go!
Skye: *holding video camera* I know, wait until we hack Affa's Youtube account and upload this.
Aélita: How are we gonna calm Jérémie down...?
Odd: What about his meds?
Aélita: He flushed them down the toilet again...
Ulrich: Well if we can stop Affa, we should be good.
Affa: Oh for fucks sake, it's NOT ME. (they all look at her)
Yumi: ...How do you keep popping up here...?
Affa: Because I am Affa, and i have mystical powers, as long as you believe. I'm like the Santa of this fic.
Odd: Can I get a 3DS?
Affa: No.
Odd: But you said you were Santa.
Affa: I said I have the power. Never said I was using it on you.
Odd: Santa isn't selfish...
Jérémie: XANA!
Ghost: (sitting on a beach, sipping a tropical beverage) Aah, bliss
Ichigo: What's going on?
Ghost: Nothing, I'm enjoying a great vacation.
Ichigo: No messing with Jérémie?
Ghost: I'm giving him a break.
Ichigo: That doesn't sound like you...
Ghost: You're right... Im going soft... (pulls out a laptop and types a thing, making Jérémie appear).
Jérémie: Where am I?!
Ichigo: A beach in Jamaica.
Jérémie: XANA!
William: You guys see Jérémie...?
Aélita: No...
William: Where could he be...? I needed him to help me with Chem homework...
Jérémie: (Walking up in swim trunks and sandals) Hey guys.
William: Where have you been?
Jérémie: Jamaica
William: How did you... I don't wanna know... You still helping me with Chem?
Jérémie: Sure
William: Thanks (walks off and trips on his untied shoelace) Dammit I tripped...
Jérémie: XANA!
Ulrich: It's great to get way from the crazy that is Jérémie to sit down and enjoy a sandwich (takes a bite) Eww...they told my this was turkey... It's freakin' ham...
Jérémie: XANA! (Ulrich punches him in the nose and he falls to the ground)
Ulrich: Ass. (drops the sandwich and leaves)
Ghost: Hey guys. I didn't forget about you, but I need more time when it comes to this. College stuff is overwhelming. Please check out my other stuff while you wait. It helps pass the time. And remember, SUBMIT SCENE SUGGESTIONS TO ME INBOX! Helps get your ideas out :) Now, If you'll excuse me. (hides in the bushes)
Jérémie: GIVE UP AÉLITA! (runs fast)
Aélita: Take your meds! (chases him)
Jérémie: Never!
Aélita: Come on! (she trips and falls on the pill bottle, breaking it and crushing all the pills) Dammit, I ruined the pills!
Jérémie: XANA!
Ghost: Gotta love my job. Bye now.