Chapter 2: Hogwarts
Until now:
The sun was setting, and one could see it was a symbol to the end of this wonderful and weird day. Goku never thought that so many things could change in one day, although he was proven wrong.
The most amazing thing was, that today is not over yet.
At first he found an entire village of wizards, and then an old man with white beard and a dress told him he could do magic, and that he was actually a wizard himself!
He was so happy! He was sure he could use this magic thing as a way of fighting with the one who defeated him in the finals, Jackie Chan.
It didn't take Goku long to find some nice people to help him read his Hogwarts letter. Two boys and one girl, their names were Harry, Ron and Hermione.
Goku went to buy the necessary things to school for wizards and witches. He will learn how to use magic at a magical school.
His new friends helped him find what he would need for the rest of the school year. At the end of the day he went with his black haired and green eyed friend, Harry, to where he lived. Harry said he could stay with him until Hogwarts will start!
He did not know it yet, but his adventures have not even started yet, and this year would be long. He could enjoy himself now without worrying about the dragon ball after all he had four months until he'll have to find the four stars dragon ball.
But as things were now, he was going to enjoy his stay in the magical world.
And for the chapter!
"Well, let's go over it one more time, okay Goku?" Harry said as he leads his black-haired, black eyed friend towards the house of his whale of an uncle and horse of an aunt.
"Okay" said Goku smiling happily, it was not the first time his friend asked him to say it, and frankly he started believing their cover story.
"I lost my memory and I don't know where I'm from or who I am, all I remember is that I'm called Goku. You found me and took me to the doctor. I do not believe in magic and think that everything related to it, is nothing but nonsense..." He looked at Harry, who nodded.
Goku was uncomfortable in the new clothes that Harry bought him. Harry knew his uncle wouldn't let the naïve child stay if he were to saw him with the clothes he had, so he had to buy him some normal Muggle clothes. They were tight and squeezed his tail, which couldn't move freely like that, and they itched and were just not comfy...
"Um... and I should stay with you until the doctor or the police find any of my relatives... right?" Harry nodded and sighed.
"Yeah, I'm sorry to make you lie. If my uncle will hear that you are going to attain Hogwarts, he will not let you stay here," Harry smiled apologetically.
"But the doctor said I have to be here, no?" Goku asked confused. Harry sweat dropped. How can someone confuse reality with a lie?
"Well, no matter..." Goku shrugged.
Harry would have fallen, face to the ground, but he successfully succeeded not to fall all the way down. He would have to get used to Goku's statements or he will be in trouble every time the young boy would make a new one…
Harry had never met anyone so naive or dense like Goku, once he almost thought Goku did it on purpose and, that he was smarter then he let on, that maybe this was an act, and he didn't wasn't dense or naïve like he wanted them to believe.
Maybe he was smart enough to act like a fool, and that Goku was smart with everything that has to do with learning, and to learn best, it easiest to fool others to believe he didn't know anything.
"Anyway, I still apologize" Goku laughed his famous laugh and pushed Harry towards the mid-level house with a playful nudge.
"Let's go," he said, as they walked towards Harry's demonic relatives' house.
The house was ordinary looking, white paint, brown boring roof, a small garden, and a big car. To Goku it looked like a huge place, since he didn't see much of the cities yet, nor did he see such an exclusive house on the island where he was training too.
What Harry saw, was hell.
"Well are you ready, Goku?" Asked Harry, his voice was filled with a bit of fear and extra something else that the other couldn't put his finger on.
Goku nodded, he was ready, and he was absolutely sure that everything will go perfectly well. Or at least it will, after he'll take care of those who dare to hurt his new friend.
"I'm ready," he said with a smile, a quick thought passed his mind, perhaps Harry's relatives were strong? If so, he quite hoped they would behave like Harry said they will, he wanted to fight other strong people, so he could test his abilities and improve them within a great fight.
He really loved fighting.
Harry opened the door with a trembling hand and closed his eyes ready to hear the shouts that will probably follow with his arrival this terrible house. It didn't take long for the fray to begin.
Harry's uncle, who looked like a fat whale, with half bald head, was standing near the door, as if waiting for the poor boy. One more look at the man assured Goku that for all he knew that man could feed more than half the people from Nam's village, with the amount he usually ate in one meal...
Goku remembered Nam, the poor man that spoke funny and fought like a true material artist, he fought really hard because he had to win first praise to the have money to buy water to his people, yet Goku still fought him with all his heart, and successfully won at the end.
Goku also heard that Jackie Chan, the one who defeated him, gave the poor guy some money to buy his water, and sure hoped that everything worked out fine in the end.
"Where were you boy!" yelled the over grown whale, Harry looked so small in front of the giant of a man, making Goku even smaller, since he was even smaller than Harry.
Unlike Harry, Goku wasn't afraid of the other, he maybe looked strong, but he was sure he would win if they ever had to fight.
"I-I-I was helping this little guy here" harry said and pointed to Goku, his voice weak and trembling, Goku looked at Harry and at the whale and smiled his usual bright smile.
"Hey, I'm Goku! Who are you?" he asked in his innocent voice, the whale looked at the young boy and was already turning red.
"Is he one of yours?" the over grown fatted man said with anger.
"What do you mean sir?" Goku asked titling his head confused; he didn't understand the whale talked about wizards.
"He isn't?" asked the big man, Harry hurriedly nodded.
"I don't know sir, he lost his memory and the doctor asked me to take him home and that he or the police will contact me if they find the kid's parents" Harry half lied, while looking at the floor.
Uncle Vernon looked at the two and his color returned to his usual ugly pink, the big man didn't know what really happened or who the kid was, but he surely didn't looked magical to him.
"Fine he could stay at your room, you are leaving to your delinquents school tomorrow anyways…" he said with a sigh "but we will take him to the police tomorrow to see if you lied to me or not, and if you did boy, you can be sure that you wouldn't like that" his voice was final and arrogant.
"Yes sir" Harry said and mentioned to Goku to come after him to his room, Vernon looked after them and yelled that Harry had to make them all dinner, so he shouldn't make himself too comfortable in his room.
The two boys closed the door as silently as they could, Harry because he feared his uncle, and Goku because he tried to not brake the weak thing.
The next time Harry looked at Goku he had a hopeful look on his face.
"So what do you think about him?" he asked the other boy. Goku looked at him, thinking about what should he answer, he didn't really understood what Harry meant by his question, it wasn't really his thing to… well think…
"He didn't look so strong, if you fight him you'll probably win. I don't get it, why you're so afraid of him?" asked Goku with his hands behind his head, his wild hair going in his normal directions and his tail tried to move without success. Harry looked back at Goku and frowned.
"I'm not afraid of him!" he said with a small voice.
"Boy, start making dinner!" the whale shouted from the living room, where he sat on a big couch and watched TV. Harry looked at Goku pleadingly.
Goku titled his head and looked at Harry with big black eyes "can you come with me?" Harry asked, making Goku smile and nod.
"Sure! But I don't know how to make food with this electrisity you use; I'm usually making a fire to fry it. I saw Bulma use it once, but I don't know how to use it myself" harry smiled and nodded.
"No problem" Harry ignored the misspelled word, the two boys nodded to each other, Goku with a wide smile, as he would be eating again soon, and he did get hungry since the old man with the beard bought him his lunch
Harry went into the kitchen, along with Goku; both were silent under the furious yet restrained eye of Harry's uncle, Vernon.
The big man looked at Goku, as he sat in a chair at the side of the table. He then stopped looking at Goku, and turned back to Harry.
Harry had just started to prepare dinner. It turns out that tonight they'll eat bacon with scrambled eggs, salad with beef (Dudley's favorite) and for the cherry on the cake - grilled chicken with lots of fat, nuts, orange juice and sugar.
"Boy! What do you think you are you doing!?" Uncle Vernon asked furiously, his face turning red. Goku looked at him to see what made him to be so cross, because from where he saw it Harry was not doing anything bad about the food, although he did very little cooking.
There was no chance that it would satisfy him, there would not be enough to Harry's whole family. Goku knew all this and therefore decided that at night or after dinner he would go hunting in order to eat a real meal, he hoped that there were in the area huge fish, or perhaps a dinosaur.
He loved eating dinosaurs…
Bulma never liked it… he had no idea why though
"Something happened, Uncle Vernon?" Harry asked in a frightened voice. He knew what would happen next, what happened every time his uncle got so red. Harry was about to get beaten.
"Why are you angry?" Asked Goku from his chair, usually Goku would take a long time to realize that something bad was beginning, but the red face of Uncle Vernon and his angry tone were very clear give away.
Another obvious signs for violence that was to occur were the opening and closing of the hands of Uncle Vernon, the grinding teeth, and eyes focused. It was clear to Goku Uncle that Vernon was pissed, but in his naivety he did not understand how much pissed the big man was.
"Be quiet!" Yelled Uncle Vernon in a nasty voice, his face was redder than a ripe tomato, and he shook with barely stoppable anger. The look Uncle Vernon gave Goku was so mad and full of anger; he could hardly restrain himself from attacking the other child.
"But why are you so angry?" Goku asked, do not really get the situation correctly, he did not know that Uncle Vernon was about to attack him.
Uncle Vernon never liked questions, and for some reason the stupid black-haired boy with the strange hairstyle asked too many of them.
Uncle Vernon took his eyes off of Harry and his eyes focused only on Goku "I tell you why, boy, because Harry here made too much food and no one could eat it all! Boy spent my money no nothing! For that, he should be punished!" His voice was loud and full of fury.
Goku could not say a word before Uncle Vernon decided that he was tired of the questions that the young child asked, as he was sure he was going to hear now another one of those. The big man took his huge fist, which much of it was made of disgusting, repulsive fat, and threw it toward Goku.
The next moment, Uncle Vernon's fist was where once Goku's head were, and now there was only air and nothing else in its place.
Goku, to Harry's eyes, disappeared only to appear behind his Uncle seemingly out of nowhere. The child's hands where placed behind his black bizarre styled hair as if in boredom, and only the excited smile showed that the young boy was not bored to death.
Goku was happy, it's only been one day since his participant in the World Material Arts Tournament, but he was anxious to fight again, after all, he had to improve his fighting skills, so he could win the next tournament in four years.
When Uncle Vernon tried to hit him, Goku could almost see the punch coming agonizingly slow; he jumped off and stood behind the greatly fat man.
"Goku!" Harry cried worriedly, Goku heard him, but he had no desire to stop fighting, especially not now. He wanted to fight, and since Uncle Vernon was the first that started the fight there was no reason whatsoever, for him to not fight back.
"You missed me!" Goku voice happily said, in an almost laughing way, as he stood in an attitude of combat, his tail broke free from its prison and moved freely from side to side, making the fat whale a bit redder.
These clothes he wore really bothered him, but to fight someone like Uncle Vernon, they will not hinder his performance too much.
Uncle Vernon glared at where Goku stood at, less than a second ago, he was withdrawn as to how he disappeared, and when the child spoke behind him, and he then turned quickly to find the boy standing behind him, with a tail.
All this made him angry, he wanted to show the child who's the boss, and he was going to hit him again when the child has blocked the punch.
Then the big man successfully understood what was going on, he knew how the child could disappear and appear behind him as if nothing happened, and how he managed to stop the beating he gave him.
The boy was a wizard.
This was the only reason that made sense!
"You're one of them!" Yelled Uncle Vernon and was about to hit him again, but this time it was Goku's turn to hit. Goku looked at the big man and his gaze became concentrated and serious. Harry never saw such a look on anyone, and he was feeling a sense of respect for Goku somewhere in the depths of his heart.
"A martial artist? Yes I am. I participated in The World Martial Arts Tournament until yesterday! It was very fun!" Goku said second before his fist hit Uncle Vernon's center, in his belly, and sent him flying to one of the kitchen walls. In luck, they were alone at home.
Dudley and Petunia, the wife and son of the fat whale were out buying the boy gifts, or pampered him with luxury, to both Harry and Goku it didn't really matter.
Uncle Vernon was unconscious. Goku looked at Harry with a smile that was too naive for the cold and serious stare he gave Uncle Vernon a few seconds ago.
"I'm hungry!" He complained like nothing happened "what's for dinner?" Harry recalled the food at that moment and returned to look after the feast he had prepared his 'family'. The food was almost ready, which meant Petunia and Dudley were to return home in a few minutes.
Harry did not want them to see his Uncle Vernon as he was now, unconscious and lying near the kitchen wall.
"It will be ready soon Goku, could just take the Uncle Vernon to his bed in the meantime, if he asks about what happened here when he wakes up, we'll tell him it was only a dream. Okay?" Goku nodded and smiled, he took great fatted body and brought him back to his room.
After several minutes, Goku came back into the kitchen "I put him in the two sized bed, the other beds could not put up with him," he said in a half-apologetic smile, it made Harry smile and laugh, making Goku laugh in return.
"We're home!" called a scraping voice. Harry recognized it as Aunt Petunia's voice.
"What about my food!" Dudley called on the other side of the door. Harry sighed, while Goku just seemed curious about the new arrivals.
"Food will be ready in a minute" said Harry in a defeated voice.
"I want my food now!" Dudley yelled in his thuggish voice and went into the kitchen. Aunt Petunia watched him, and soon followed his lead, now both were in the kitchen staring sharply at Goku.
"Are you strong?" Goku asked innocently, Petunia looked as though her eyes were going to pop out of their places, and Dudley with the way he was smiling, seemed almost like the devil himself.
He must have thought about all kinds of tricks he could do to Harry or the new child, to compartmentalize their lives.
"I am strong" Dudley said proudly as he brings out the chest.
"Wow, really?!" Goku said excitedly.
Dudley nodded and smiled a superior smile that reminded Harry a bit of the blond haired Malfoys, although Dudley smile was not as good on him at it was on them, and it was not just because he did not seem right to patronize the others with how he resembled his dad, Uncle Vernon, and the way he looked like a mini whale himself.
"You can fight me?" Goku asked almost jumping out of his seat, as he again sat in the chair he sat in, when Uncle Vernon tried to attack him.
Dudley looked surprised, "You want me to fight you?" His voice was as surprised as his overall appearance. It seems that both these sentences brought Aunt Petunia from her thoughts.
"Who is he, what's he doing here!" she said in more of a shouted then anything. Her voice hurt Goku's ears.
"My name is Goku!" He said introducing himself. They looked at him waiting for more information. Harry sighed as he realized he needed to fill the gaps.
"Goku lost his memory; the doctor said it was amnesia that will last for a short time, he sent us to the police, and they told me to keep him here with me until they could find someone of his relatives," Harry sighed.
"Oh ..." was all Petunia could say, and a wicked smile was Dudley's reaction.
"It's nice to meet you!" Goku said energetically squeaking as he stood up and bowed slightly and then remembered how Harry wanted him to shake his hand and offered his hand to either of them to do the same. After all he didn't want to seem impolite.
Petunia shook the hand of a black-haired boy and was amazed at how strong he was.
Dudley faced the same situation, only that now he was not so sure he could beat the child if they really did fight.
When he charged in, shaking the hand of Goku, Dudley tried to crush the boy's hand to show him how strong he was, but discovered that the boy was much stronger than him, and he almost broke his hand in an attempt to make the other notice the other strength.
It wasn't hart to tell that he had no chance of winning if he started a battle with him.
No one bothered to wake uncle Vernon that evening, not even aunt Petunia, they all looked at Goku, wondering if he was a wizard like Harry, and what did he carry in his big bag.
Harry couldn't ask Goku anything for two reasons, one, Goku still couldn't revile anything about himself, after all he had amnesia, and two: Goku was too into eating to answer anyone's questions.
Even Dudley ate nothing while the small sized child finished all the food on the table.
"And I though Vernon eats a lot…" said aunt Petunia when Goku finished eating everything that was made for tonight.
Harry wanted to talk to Goku, so he soon faked them going to sleep. That way Dudley and his aunt will let him go with Goku to his room. Unfortunately for Harry, Goku really was tired… and so the two kids have fallen asleep.
In the morning, Harry and Goku awoke happy and excited. Today was the day they go to Hogwarts.
Goku's things were already ready yesterday, and Harry took only five minutes before his things were both ready. The two stood at the door. And to their great surprise it was Aunt Petunia who came down and looked with a hard look at Goku.
"You're not coming," she said.
"Why not?" Asked Goku while his face began sulking a little and his tail fall down, not that anyone saw, as it was hidden very well under Harry's borrowed clothes, which Harry told him, were actually Dudley's.
Those were a lot more comfortable to his tail, so he wanted to wear them.
"Harry goes to school, I want to accompany him, and besides, I was told to stay with him!" At that moment in the nearly empty house the phone started ringing. Petunia went to the phone and answered.
Harry couldn't hear what was discussed, but from the looks she threw towards Goku you could understand who that she had spoken about him.
Goku was unhappy to think he wouldn't be with Harry when he went to school, who was also his. He did not know the way to the school himself, and Harry told him they need to go there the train! He has not ever traveled on a train, he could ask his nimbus to bring him there, but it wouldn't be like riding a train!
"Goku, good news! The police found your grandfather!" Petunia called in her discordant voice, this time with joy, as she was holding the tube in one hand, the smile on her face was the biggest he has ever seen "He will be today at the train station!" She said happily.
"My grandfather?" Goku asked, confused, his grandfather, Son Gohan, died more than a year ago, maybe it was his real grandfather, after all he was adopted, for some reason he did not really want to meet him, whoever he was.
"Yes! High man with a long white beard, he said his name was Rod Lbmd Sobla!" this was a weird name, Goku was sure of that, even weirder then Bulma.
Petunia happily closed the phone with a wide smile on her face "let's go! What are you waiting for?!" she said with her too high vice, hurting Goku's ears.
OOO
The three left the house to King cross's station with Goku being as quiet as fiscally possible. When they all got there the one waiting for them was none other than Albus Dumbledore. He told Petunia that he's Goku's grandfather, and was going to take him home from there, and Petunia gladly accepted. Harry was left alone, with Goku and Dumbledore of cause, while his aunt went back home.
Dumbledore had to go back to Hogwarts now, as it was getting late, and he had things to do before the sorting began. Harry and Goku were left alone to board on the train, when for some reason the wall decided to become a real brick wall. The two boys stood speechless, not knowing what to do.
Harry would have asked Ron, only he came here after the red head did.
Goku looked at the troubled Harry and suggested going to Hogwarts on his nimbus cloud. He also told him that you needed to be pure hearted to be able to ride it. Harry though he didn't know if he was pure hearted, wanted to try it. After all it wouldn't do to not come to Hogwarts if he could help it.
For both their surprise, the nimbus cloud let Harry on it without protest. Harry and Goku were really happy, while they flew to Hogwarts on the yellow cloud.
It was Harry's first time and he was scared. The nimbus was fast, real fast, he didn't know how Goku could handle it like he did. Thanks to its speed the two boys actually reached Hogwarts before all the others had.
The nimbus stopped near one Minerva McGonagall, who was rather shocked to see them flying on a flying nimbus.
"What are you doing here Harry, Goku?" the old house cat asked, it wasn't hard to explain it all, just annoying mostly, Harry thought, while explaining it all to his professor.
"I see…" said professor McGonagall with a frown; it was clear that it was not supposed to happen, and that it was clearly a bad thing, a bad omen.
The Gryffindor professor sighed and told them to wait for the rest of the students to come.
The waiting was boring for Goku, so he decided to train in the meantime.
If you haven't seen Goku train before, you will probably have a heart attack. The child moves faster than a sport's car, stronger than most humans and wizards alike, and have a weak concept for human strength.
Goku started sessions of kicks, punches and other tricks he thought of while in Harry's home.
To say Harry and McGonagall were speechless will be an understatement, they had never seen such things before, and when Goku started doing a Kamehameha wave that was when McGonagall interrupted with his training sessions.
"They are here!" she said looking at Harry and Goku.
Goku smiled a shining smile and dismissed his Kamehameha wave. The train stopped at the other side of the lake, and students started filling the grounds.
"Goku, do you want to go there and meet some first years?" she said. It was noticeable that the boy wasn't sorted into any house yet, as he didn't use his wand at all, and his rob was completely black.
"Okay" Goku said and called for his flying nimbus. The over fluffy yellow cloud appeared a second later. Goku jumped on the nimbus and flew to where his fellow students stood. As he got closer he could hear the giant of a man calling first years to come closer to where he stood.
The giant man reminded Goku of the Ox-king, they both seemed cheerful and fun loving, and both looked really strong. Goku wondered if this giant will let him fight him. Goku jumped off of him flying nimbus and run to where all the first years stood.
"Hey! My name is Goku!" he said happily to all those who were close enough to hear. Some girls laughed, and the boys looked away. Goku didn't know if they really were boys and girls, but he guessed by their behavior.
"It's nice to meet you Goku, my name is Ginny" said a red headed girl (?) who looked nice. Goku smiled at her his…Goku-like-smile.
"Are you a boy or a girl?" Goku asked looking at the red head while waiting for a replay. The red head looked at him, first at shock, than at humor, thinking he was kidding with her.
"I'm a girl" she said, making Goku smile grows even larger. He laughed a bit and nodded.
"I'm a boy!" everyone there were laughing their heads off, Hagrid was no exception.
"I t'ink we oll know et" he said, it was hard for Goku to understand what he said, the giant guy sounded very much like he had a cold.
Goku remembered that he grandpa told him once that fights helps with colds. The tailed boy smirked maybe he will get his fight.
"fist years! Fist years! Is everybody hir?" Hagrid asked still sounding like he had a cold. Goku hoped closer to the giant of a man.
"Hey!" the black haired boy said happily "are you sick or something?" he asked looking above him, making the other first years chuckle. Hagrid laughed at the question, and nodded.
"Ever sins I stopped trainin I started having this nestly cold" the giant said with a sad voice, Goku nodded and smiled brightly.
"If you ever needed a sparring partner, I'm willing to help!" now everyone laughed.
"I'm sure ya will" Hagrid nodded and then went back to doing his job "all fist years ta find yarselfs tree more partners" the giant man said, Goku looked at all the first-ies and nodded as if he understand.
"wanna be with me?" he asked the red head who nodded happily, he nodded back in acknowledgment "okay! Now we only have to find two more!" he said and he dragged the small girl after him in the firsties crowd.
Goku, even though he looked human, still had some animal senses that he used to know more about a person's personality. His sense of smell.
So now Goku and Ginny, hand in hand looked for two more firsties, while Goku sniffed the air to find someone nice. It took some time, since Goku didn't really know all those smells and it was had to identify a person by his smell in such a crowded place. At the end he found the two he was looking for, a boy named Aoraia and a girl named Loona.
The four firsties boarded the small bout, and waited for it to start moving.
"Hey Goku?" asked Loona, Goku hammed in return "is it true that you flew here on a flying cloud?" Goku nodded and smiled his famous smile.
"Yeah! It was real fun! I bet Harry enjoyed it too!" the three on the bout looked at him in an interested look.
"Do you mean The Harry Potter?" Aoraia asked in a low voice, Goku nodded.
"For some reason we were locked outside of the magical platform, and couldn't get in!" Goku shook his head "so I called my flying nimbus to take us to Hogwarts, Harry's already there" he pointed at the castle "with professor McGonagall" he finished happily.
"Do why did you come back here?" asked Ginny, Goku smiled his smile again, and laughed a bit.
"Wanted to meet all of you" he said.
OOO
The rest of the way was uneventful; the kids laughed and had fun, and talked about Hogwarts and its houses. Ginny said she wanted to be in Gryffindor, Loona said she was more of a Ravenclow type, and Aoraia said he'll be in hufflepuf, all his family were. Goku didn't know where he'll be, and he didn't really care, he only wanted strong people to be in the house.
OOO
The first years, Goku included were waiting outside the great hall. While waiting Goku become bored. Since he already trained a bit today he didn't feel like training. He wanted a real fight.
"What do we have here? First years?" a high voice said from above them. Goku looked up with excitement in his eyes, maybe he will get his fight sooner then he hoped.
"Are you a snorksnupp?" Loona asked
"He's obviously a ghost!" another kid said
"Hey! My name is Goku! Are you strong" nobody noticed, but the young child's tail was wiggling happily.
The ghost looked at the first years, trying to find the one who asked it if it was strong "of course! I'm stronger than all the ghosts at Hogwarts!" he said proudly
"Wow!" Goku said.
Peeves looked at the owed kid and smiled an even bigger smile.
"Will you fight me?" the kid asked, peeves nodded his head excitedly.
"But not now, I'll fight you only if you'll get sorted into Slytherin, the others who don't get sorted in there I just prank. I didn't fight with a living human in three thousand years, but maybe ya'll be the first!" he laughed a bit and disappeared.
"It's one of the houses right?" Goku asked Loona eagerly, the blond girl nodded her head in a silent yes.
"I hope I'm in it! I really wanna fight someone strong!" he proclaimed.
One of the kids snorted "as if you will be in Slytherin, you are nothing but a mud-blood" Goku looked at the kid clueless.
"What's a mud-blood?" he asked "is it some kind of food, cause I'm not food" the child said happily "but I sure won't mind some! i'm hungry!"
All the kids started laughing even the one who tried to insult Goku "no kid, that's not some kind of food" it was McGonagall who answered, her voice stony and cold.
"Come after me" she said and walked through the doors. Every one nodded and walked after her into the hall. The sorting is going to start!
