Chapter 4.
"DRACO!" I shouted. "What the fuck do you think you are doing?" For once swearing is the reasonable reaction.
Draco didn't answer but he stopped the flying car and he walked out of it. I walked out of it too, curiously. But he stopped it in midair, causing them both to plummet to their deaths. YAY!
"What the fucking hell?" I asked angrily.
"Ebony?" he asked.
"What?" I snapped. Geeeeez. You have severe anger management problems. He just said your name.
Draco leaned in extra-close and I looked into his gothic red eyes (he was wearing color contacts) which revealed so much depressing sorrow and evilness and then suddenly I didn't feel mad anymore. No. It isn't anger management problems. It's the fact that you are bipolar.
And then… suddenly just as I Draco kissed me passionately. New rule. Every time she uses ellipses, I shoot what is being introduced. That sound fair? Draco climbed on top of me and we started to make out keenly against a tree. He took of my top and I took of his clothes. I even took of my bra. Then he put his thingie into my you-know-what and we did it for the first time. Oh great. So there are going to be sex scenes in this.
"Oh! Oh! Oh! " I screamed. I was beginning to get an orgasm. We started to kiss everywhere and my pale body became all warm. Okay. So this is wrong on so many levels. 1. Vampires don't get warm. 2. *plays the ABOMINATION OF NATURE clip again* 3. Ummmmm. Something making fun of Twilight. Oh. I know. This story is like reverse Twilight with the female being the vampire. And then….
"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUKERS!" Ebony: Oh. You know. Fucking in a forest full of extremely deadly monsters. A typical Friday night.
It was….Dumbledore! *shoots Dumbledore as Tom Ska's "Shoot All Your Problems Away" plays* I said that I was going to do it.