Chapter 4

Tenten stood before her father in the weapons room, her fists clenched while he b-slapped her for missing the concert. Lee hid behind the door while quietly sobbing like the baby he is.

"I just don't know what we are going to do with you, young lady!!" He barked, the pissy-offness in his voice was totally noticeable. "As a result of your adventurous behavior, the show was-"

Suddenly his little hat thingy lifted up and out came a monster!!! Oh just kidding, it was Sasuke, everyone's favorite ninja crab. "RUINED! It was fuc… *coughcough* freaking ruined. Completely destroyed! The show was supposed to be the pinnacle of my career and now I have to kill myself because of you! THIS IS GOING TO BE ON YOUR CONCIENCE FOREVER!!!" Sasuke cried out while grabbing a little kunai.

Lee couldn't take listening to Tenten get yelled at so he burst in there without thinking.

"It wasn't her fault!" He shrieked, suddenly aware that he now had the full attention of Sasuke and the King. He got so scared that he pooped his fins. "Well, uhhh… fish there was this rapist shark and he was thrusting after Tenten, but we got away. Then there was this strange sea gull, and-"

"Sea gull?" King Hokage bellowed.

"Oh shi-" Tenten muttered as Lee hid behind her.

"You went up to the icky surface again, didn't you?" King Hokage said. "How many times do we have to go through before it goes through your thick skull? You could have been seen by one of those barbarians, by one of those humans! Do you think I want my youngest daughter to be snared by some freaking fish hook?"

"But Daddy! I'm sixteen years old!" Ariel snapped in her defense. "I'm not a child anymore!"

"Don't you dare take that tone with me, young lady," The King thundered. "As long as you live under my ocean, you'll follow my rules!!"

"But if you will only listen-"

"Not another word! And you are never to go to the surface again, or I'll cut you. Is that clear?"

Tenten stared at her father to show him that she wouldn't back down. But there was no way that she could out stare her old man, so she decided to use her best trick, crocodile tears. Tears sprung up in her eyes and she turned and swam out of the weapons room with Lee following close behind.

King Hokage sighed. It was not easy being tough on his daughters; he loved them so dearly.

"Do you think I was too hard on her?" he asked Sasuke.

"Definitely not!" Sasuke replied. "These teenagers, they think they know everything. You give them an inch and they swim all over you!!"

King Hokage just sat there spacing out, not really paying any attention to what Sasuke was saying.

"Sasuke, I decided that you will keep constant supervision and watch over her to keep her out of trouble all the time."

"-And then I said… WHAT?!?!" Sasuke yelped. The King stared down at him and Sasuke sank into his shell and swam out of the weapons room, where he caught sight of Tenten and Lee. The two were both looking around suspiciously – as if they didn't want to be followed.

Sasuke followed them, where they stopped at a rock wall, in front of which a huge boulder was lodged. Tenten just pushed the boulder with her pinky and it flew out of the way.

Sasuke grunted as he swam fast to get in before Tenten shut it all the way. He hid in a corner and looked around in awe.

"HOLY MOTHER OF JESUS!" Sasuke screamed as he turned and saw a giant painting of a human man.

"Sasuke!? How did you get in here?" Lee squeaked.

Tenten glared at the crab as she pressed her kunai against him. Sasuke's eyes widened in fear and he started saying things like he won't tell and please don't kill me. Tenten rolled her eyes and put her kunai back in her baggy and slapped Sasuke across the room with her tail.

Tenten looked up and saw a shadow above the little opening at the top of the cave and swam up to see what it was.

"I hope it's a human!" Tenten shouted as she swam through the opening without any effort at all.

"Tenten get back here now!" Sasuke yelled.

"Too late crab man. Once Tenten starts swimming with real interest, you can't stop her." Lee said to the crab as he swam after Tenten.

Neji- I can't believe that the poor readers had to go through another chapter without me!

Tenten- stfu neji unless you don't want to be in any other chapters ever.

Neji- *Gulp*

Lee- I like water!

Me- thats good for you lee.

Neji&Tenten- weirdo..