Author: Haha...I never said which Monday or Sunday I was going to upload this chapter on...I really hate school sometimes.

Kagami: Are you actually done with your break now?

Author: For the time, yes. It's summer break now, so I hope to update more often and get back to my weekly updating.

Kagami: And then you'll take another four-month-long break, or until next year.

Author: Baby you know me so well.

Kagami: But your mom doesn't know you.

Author:...Kuroko, disclaimer please.

Kuroko: Kuroko no Basuke is owned by Tadatoshi Fujimaki and the author takes claim to only her original character and her jokes.

October thirty-first, also know as Halloween. An amazing opportunity for girls to dress up as prostitutes and not be arrested. As he scoped out the classroom he had just walked into, Kagami noted some of his fellow students dressed in costumes over their uniforms. The costumes ranged from simple witch cloaks and witch hats all the way to Blood+ costumes with a Seirin uniform.

"Rawr~...move. No seriously Kagami-kun, move." hearing an annoying voice behind himself, Kagami turned to see lavender eyes surrounded by toilet paper covering her entire body. Yes, this idiot actually put toilet paper around her body and came to school, acting like it was nothing.

"Are you supposed to be a mummy, Hakura?"

"Have you no imagination, Kagami-kun?" The girl asked in a dull tone, flailing her arms which had long toilet paper tails at the end. "I'm a toilet paper dispenser. Der-duh-der~."

"That's some imagination there." Said in a more dull tone than the previous statement.

"So Kagami-kun, want to hang out with me and my cousin later?" Chinatsu asked, attempting to act like a cool guy as she leaned against a desk, but ended up slipping on some toilet paper under her foot.

Seeing someone walk past her, the girl pushed a passing student, claiming that they tripped her. Their response? 'Why are you toilet paper dispensers so mean to me?' then he ran off crying.

"No." Kagami rejected shortly, ignoring the idiotic scene that had just taken place in front of him.

"How about some coffee?"

"No."

"How about something else?"

"No."

"...Do you want to do anything with me?"

"...No."

"Man, I'm being straight up rejected here." Chinatsu sighed, starting to feel discouraged.

"Just like the guy who asked out the author."

"Hey man, breaking down the fourth wall isn't cool. The author doesn't appreciate it, so if you do it again, I'll have to German Surplex you." she threatened, bringing up her clenched fist.

"You do realize that you just broke down the fourth wall too, right?" The male sighed, bringing his hand to his forehead.

"No I didn't. I broke down the fifth wall, because I have swag like no other."

"I really want to punch you sometimes."

"DOMESTIC VIOLENCE. HELP. HE JUST THREATENED TO DRUG ME UP AND RAPE ME." The tennis player announced to the class which gave disgusted glares toward Kagami.

"Idiot! Stop screaming things like that. First it's in my room in the middle of the night and now you-" The red-head stopped, noticing others in the class giving him even more looks of disgust and shock. "Wait! Not like that!" He shouted, restraining himself from strangling the girl, knowing it would only help her case.

"Kagami-kun, I didn't know you were so dominant..." Kuroko said in awe as he casually walked into the pair's quarrel.

"Dammit Kuroko, I just said it wasn't like that." Kagami stated at he felt his eyes begin to twitch in anger.

"It was like this." Chinatsu whispered to no one in particular.

Author: Sometimes I like to take really long breaks, come back for one day, and then take another three month break after promising to return soon, then come back with another short chapter that I cry because of.
Kagami: Sometimes I like to pity your readers because of what you do to them.

Author: Don't hate. Let's just dance it out, son.

Kagami: I'm only dancing to Nillili Mambo, and I'm only rapping Park Kyung's part.

Author: Ohoho, I can tell already that you like to look ill dancing, like little Kyung.

Kagami: At least I can dance.

Author: You're right. I'm like T.O.P. Most of the time, I look like a confused elephant, and other times, MICHAEL JACKSON COMES INTO MY BODY. Sorry about coming out with another really short chapter. I really didn't know what to do with this chapter, but at the same time I didn't want to completely throw it away and start a new one. Alright guys, I'll do my part and try my best to update by next week, seeing as it's now summer break, so please help me by reviewing~.