I was going to leave it at one updated chapter, but I felt bad.
Also, for some reason, my computer's parental controls blocked access to Fanfiction, but I was allowed to update my fic itself. Huh. Weird.
But whatever!
Sasagawa Ryohei, KYOKUGEN!
Disclaimer: I warned you. BISH!
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Ryohei slammed open the door. "KYOOOOO...
Kyoko looked at her brother.
"...KOOOOO!"
She smiled. He alternated between shouting KYOKUGEN and KYOKO, and it was fun to see which one he shouted each day. She turned back to her computer.
"Welcome back from your jog around the neighbourhood, Brother!"
Ryohei jogged (extreme people don't walk. They jog EXTREMELY everywhere they go. It's...extreme.) to the computer table. "What are you doing, sis?"
"Ah, I was checking my mail on the computer, but I'm done now. Oh yes, you forgot to sign out of Facebook, which you happen to put as your homepage, so you can check it now. I think Tsuna-san sent you something." Then she walked away before she went...
.."THAT'S EXTREMELY EXCITING!"
...deaf.
So our favourite boxer plonked himself on the chair, and clicked on the notification.
"Your friend, Sawada Tsunayoshi, has invited you to Discover Your Death! Accept, or Decline?"
"...that sounds EXTREME!"
He pressed so hard on the mouse, Kyoko thought she heard splintering...but she shook her head and continued washing the dishes.
A few extreme moments later...
"Do people think I'm weird? DO PEOPLE THINK I'M WEIRD? DO PEOPLE THINK I'M WEIRD?!"
He stared at the question.
He turned to his sister. "Kyoko, do you think I'm weird?"
"Of course not!"
"OKAY!"
And he clicked "Everyone thinks so except my sister."
...hey, this lawn head is smarter than he looks.
"Which of the below animals appeal to you? Lion, Tiger, Liger, Shark...Kangaroo..."
Ryohei scanned the list.
This was quite tough. Lions, tigers and ligers...even sharks, they were all terribly extreme, but...for some reason 'kangaroo' caught his eye.
He didn't know why. Maybe because it was the most extremely long word out of all the possibly answers.
But he chose it anyway.
A few moments of excited anticipation later...
"Invite your friends to take the quiz!"
Ryohei looked at his friend list. He wondered how Lussuria would die.
He wondered if it would be extreme.
If it was, he wanted to watch.
"Lussuria The Beautiful"
A few impatient to the MAXIMUM moments later...
"You are likely to die from:
Heart attack, when you get overexcited over something, or,
getting overexcited, on top of a precariously high cliff, and falling to your death, or,
Trying to get into a boxing match with a ridiculously oversized snake-thing.
Take the quiz again!"
Ryohei laughed. "THEY ALL SOUND EXTREME! I CAN'T WAIT!"
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Ten years later, as Ryohei was fighting that weird Snake thing with Kangaryuu, he suddenly remembered this quiz.
He would have laughed, but as he said, he had matured in the past ten years.
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There you have it. Sasagawa Ryohei, crazy guy who looks forward to his death, just cuz it sounds extreme.
...(facepalm)
...reviews would be welcomed with open arms, and bandages (if you got punched from the disclaimer)