WELCOME BACK! To yet another chapter of "What you didn't see in Final Fantasy VII" Today's topic Hojo! shivers Been having writers block, and updating other stories so I ignored this one but then got off my sorry butt and came back, after watching Charlie and the Chocolate Factory for hours on end I had another story idea! Won't be updating that one though not until I get it just right, but anyway on with the story.
Chapter four: The Magic Stick
Journal Entry: four
It's been a tough day. Office has been rebuilt, but I fear it will not last, Sephiroth's "Father" is dropping in today for his appointment. I've picked up a very bad smoking habit, but haven't reset the new office of fire. I had to go to the factory outlet store yesterday to order new furniture for the office, borrowing my secretary's right now. IT almost time for Mr. Hojo and god knows what he's going to be like.
August, 23, 2005
"You ready Mrs. Jones?" I forced a grin on my face.
"Show him in." I picked up some scattered papers around the desk as the door came open.
"Heh, hehehe. . . hehehehehehehehe.." I raised an eyebrow but didn't look up.
"Come in Mr. Hojo please have a seat." I heard the chair move. I looked up and my mouth dropped. There sitting in my chair, covered in blood, was a man. A man with long black hair, a scalpel in his right hand. His eyes were wide, like he was on something, probably was if he was in here.
"I like your foot." I forced another smile.
"Really? I like it too, just exactly were it is."
Why in the hell did they let a man, covered, no CAKED! In blood come into my office with a scalpel! Oh dear go he's worse that Sephiroth!
"Heh, so what's that all over your shirt Mr. Hojo?" I asked polity as his eyes glowed with excitement. "And what's in your hand?" I asked as his eyes narrowed at me slightly.
"This." He indicated with his other free hand. "Is the magic stick!" I raised an eyebrow.
"I got the magic stick, oh yeah the magic stick!
It will slice you and dice you,
But that's ok,
You don't need any of those organs anyway,
I'll cut you up piece by piece,
Then watch you twitch and scream,
Cause I got the magic stick, oho!
The magic stick!"
"Well, that's a very nice song Mr. Hojo." He beamed and hugged the bloody hand to his chest. "Well let's begin. Why did you become a scientist?" He giggled like it was the funniest question in the world.
"I like to cut people open." I smiled and wrote that down.
"Why is that?"
"Cause I like blood."
"…………………………………………………………"
"You know that the human needs blood to survive, of course you do you went to college right? It makes the human heart tick, I want to know where it comes from, what it does, why must humans have it to survive, these are the thoughts of a scientist, Mrs. Jones, do they have a right to call me insane for thinking like a scientist?" He asked as he stood up and took a step towards me. I glanced at my phone.
"No, they do not Mr. Hojo, but experimenting on people like that isn't they way to provide answers for these thoughts, its just inhuman." His eyes flared up and his nostrils thinned.
"You just like Valentine."
'Excuse me?"
"He never approved of experimenting on humans, like the Jenova project. He was in love with my wife! My wife willingly became apart of that experiment, and how dare he disapprove of my wife's decision!"
"Mr. Hojo should to me like your jealous of Mr. Valentine." I suggested lightly as he grinned and took a step towards me.
"He had an affair with my wife, and so I had to punish her, by making her apart of the Jenova Project."
"You punished her by making her go along with the project?" I asked as I slowly reached for the phone.
"Yes, I covered up her fears and told her she would be fine, she died while giving birth." Almost there! I was almost at the phone, only a few more. I picked it up.
Silence.
"What?" I looked up and screamed in shock. Hojo was inches away from my face.
"Looks like the wire cut." My eyes widen as I looked at the phone line it was cut in half.
"You bastard! You mother fucking bastard! Why would you do something like that your horrible little piece of shit! I'll"
"I'll be taking your foot!" He announced as he stared pulling out vials of things from his lab coat, still covered in blood. I pulled back in my chair as he looked at his "Magic stick" and then my foot.
"You got the magic stick!"
"I got the magic stick, oh yeah the magic stick!
It will slice you and dice you,
But that's ok,
You don't need any of those organs anyway,
I'll cut you up,
Piece by piece,
Then watch you twitch
And watch you scream,
Because I am insane,
I don't care if you tell on me,
Cause you won't be livin' soon
And that does not bother me,
When you're dead,
Not longer alive,
I'll take your body,
And drag it high,
Then let it drop,
Into the ground
With a crack,
That sickening sound,
And then I'll laugh,
And leave you there,
Then I'll go to the fair,
Three weeks later I'll come back,
To see if your body is still intact,
And if it is then that's great,
Cause then I will eliminate,
And what's left,
I'll take you home,
So that I can experiment on,
Because I am insane,
I don't care if you tell on me,
Cause you won't be livin' long,
And that doesn't bother me,
So when I through with you,
I'll let you sleep,
Through and through,
And when you awake,
Your scream in shock,
To see your body,
In a horrible knot,
Because I change you from man,
To a monster again,
And now you know,
Why I'm insane,
Why I'm killed in the game,
"You add things on to it I see." I said as I backed up against the wall.
"I want your foot and waffles!" He lunged I screamed as I ducked and ran for the door. "Come back I want your foot!" I banged on the door for someone to open it anyone!
"Help me!"
I'm gonna getcha foot!"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I DUH WANNA DIE! PLEASE SOMEBODY HELP ME!" I clawed at the door only to have it blow up and send me flying across the room. A man with spiky blonde hair stepped into the room.
"THANK GOD! I screamed and I ran behind him and away from Hojo.
"Ah the failed experiment, what brings you here?" The man's blue eyes locked with Hojo's. His fingers twitched. Suddenly he drew……..
"I'm selling girl scout cookies." I feel over. "Want to buy some?" I smirked.
"Your Cloud Strife right?" He nodded and pushed the box into my hand. "Do you know who I am?" He shook his head no. "You got an appointment with me next week.
"You're the special lady Tifa wants me to talk too!" He grinned at me as I smiled.
"Yea, I am, now tell me how much are these cookies?"
"2.50 a box."
"Great I'll take three boxes then."
"I'll take four."
"Pleasure doing business with you two, see you next week." He waved as me and Hojo waved back.
"He's such a nice guy."
"Still a failed experiment."
"You don't say?"
"Yea, got a big problem."
"What kind?"
"You'll find out next week."
"oh."
"Mrs. Jones."
"Yea?"
"I still want your foot." The door was open I ran out of them with Hojo close behind.
"Call the men in white!" I commanded as my secretary nodded. No sooner had she called the came and took the insane scientist away. I took his magic stick.
"So what did this one have?" He asked as I smiled and started towards him.
"The magic stick." I lunged and he screamed.
"I can't believe you poked me."
Next up Cloud Strife.
Heh, hope you liked this chapter, I enjoy Hojo singing.