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"You're late, idiot." Sasuke scoffed at the hesitantly smiling blonde. Naruto's automatic reaction was to stick his tongue out and frown at the other boy.
"Teme! I had to run all the way here! Who gets up at eight on a Saturday?" The blonde retorted. He folded his arms over his chest and glared at the Uchiha who simply stared back at the blonde. "So where are we going?" Naruto asked. He jogged a little to catch up with the Uchiha. Sasuke didn't answer, slipping his hands into his pockets as he walked. "Hey, Teme…Sasuke! I'm talking to you bastard!" Naruto stepped in front of the dark haired male and stood resolutely, making Sasuke stop too. People started to walk around them, briefly glancing at the two boys who stood on the side of the street. Sasuke raised an eyebrow at the blonde before brushing past him, trying to hide his smug smirk.
"You'll find out soon enough." He muttered, loud enough for the blonde to hear him. Continuing to walk down the street, Sasuke could hear Naruto following him and he relished in remembering the expression the blonde wore. Blue eyes widening in shock, the stress leaving the muscles in his face to make Naruto give an almost innocent stare at the Uchiha. It could easily become addicting to see that expression. Crap. He needed to stop thinking with his libido. Naruto had resorted to following him again, silently sulking. They made their way through the downtown area, stopping at the place Sasuke had picked out. Naruto nearly bumped into him when he stopped and looked up at the building's name. He didn't say anything though, confused when Sasuke walked in.
"Hello, welcome to Datsumō*. Do you have an appointment?" The woman at the front desk smiled politely at Sasuke, her expression dropping when Naruto walked in, looking around warily.
"Yes, under Uzumaki." Sasuke stepped up to the desk and watched the older woman look down at her computer, looking for the appointment. She wasn't bad to look at, dark hair and smooth skin; her shirt was cut too low for his tastes, her cleavage sticking out unattractively.
"Teme, what is this place?" Naruto asked. Sasuke glanced back at the blonde with a barely contained smirk.
"Datsumō is a salon focused on all treatments of hair removal, including treatments for males." The receptionist spoke robotically, she had been doing her job for a while then. Naruto's expression slipped from curiosity to shock and revulsion.
"Sasuke, you can't be serious." The blonde took a step back, eying the Uchiha as if he were to pounce on him at any moment.
"Naruto Uzumaki, for a full leg wax?" The receptionist asked Sasuke, ignoring the blonde. Said blonde spluttered indignantly as Sasuke turned back to the receptionist.
"Yes." Sasuke smirked when the blonde made a loud, long exasperated sound. "You see, we had a bet and he lost. Would you mind if I sat in on his appointment, our friends would be disappointed if I didn't have a story to tell." The receptionist blushed when Sasuke smiled but the Uchiha wasn't doing it to flatter the woman into letting him do what he wanted. He was smiling because he could picture the blonde's expression when the hair was ripped from his legs; the sounds that might slip past those beautiful pink lips.
"If, if you'll just give me a moment, I'll make sure a room is prepared." The receptionist gave Sasuke a flirtatious smile while not so discreetly pressing her boobs together in invitation and walked into the back of the office. Sasuke's smile dropped and he turned back around to look at the blonde. Naruto staring at the ground, silently fuming with his arms crossed and Sasuke scowled. Now that he was looking at his blonde he couldn't bear to have some random woman give him pain, seeing that expression and those sounds being made for another person, a woman. He couldn't let that happen. Stalking over to the blonde, Sasuke grabbed the shorter boys collar and shook it. Naruto looked up to him, bright blue eyes hard and cold in determination.
"You won't hear me scream. I won't let you have the satisfaction." Naruto whispered. Sasuke studied him for a moment, taking the precious time to mesmerize the color of those unfathomable depths. Then he dropped the orange jacket from his hand and stepped back, he could hear the receptionist coming back.
"Good." Sasuke muttered with a pointed look. Naruto blinked in shock, his expression still defiant but suddenly at a loss. Internally, Sasuke was smirking. For the blonde to say that to him, even if he didn't have the same reasoning as Sasuke, it made making the blonde going through it much easier to handle. The receptionist held a door open for them, Sasuke first followed by a wary and still sulking blonde. They were led down a plain hallway, a fake plant at the end and florescent lighting making the red painted walls seem faded.
"This one, right here please." The smiling woman opened the door and stepped back, having only eyes for the Uchiha. Sasuke walked in first, taking in the small room as the receptionist finally addressed Naruto. "You need to put on the black underwear set on the table, you can keep your top on but get rid of the shoes and socks." Sasuke could hear her say, as she must have glanced down at the old and tattered things. The room was small, smaller with the large bed like table in the middle of the room. On one side was another table; filled with things the Uchiha assumed was for waxing, white pot like things, strips of cloth and tongue depressors. Like the hallway, the room was painted in a rich red, a dampened orange light instead of the fluorescent on the ceiling.
"You're esthetician will be with you shortly. If you need anything else, I'll be just down the hallway." Sasuke glanced back at the woman who was pointedly staring at him. Did this cougar really think she stood a chance with him?
"Thanks." The blonde muttered. Sasuke looked over to him to see his back was turned from the doorway as he picked up the flimsy underwear they had provided him with. He had no idea that the woman hadn't even been talking to him. Sasuke refused to look back over to the door and heard it close before he relaxed. Naruto seemed to be ignoring him, unwilling to face Sasuke as he unzipped his orange jacket and let it drop to the floor. Then, he seemed to realize that he would have to get half naked in front of the Uchiha and turned around, a hand on the belt of his jeans.
"Can you at least turn around? I need a little privacy." Naruto looked to Sasuke but refused to look him in the eyes, he smirked and leaned against the wall. With his arms crossed over his chest, Sasuke raised an eyebrow.
"It's nothing I haven't seen before." Sasuke watched the blonde tense. He had been hoping for the blonde to retaliate, to tell that he wouldn't do this and that he had gone too far but he didn't. There was something tantalizing about having Naruto defy him for real, not the weak protests he had been giving.
"…'king asshole, can't tell me what to do." Naruto was muttering to himself as he adjusted the skimpy black underwear around his front and pulling at the hem around his ass. The idiot was talking about him while he was in the room and he didn't think the Uchiha would hear him? Stepping forward, Sasuke gripped the blonde's elbow and forced him to turn around. Naruto stopped muttering as Sasuke reached up to the blonde's hair and pulled on it, forcing Naruto to tilt his head back as he glared at the Uchiha. Finding the smaller boys defiance sinfully sexual, Sasuke pushed Naruto into the table. He pulled the blonde's hair and made him bend over backwards on the table, glaring harshly.
"Do you want the entire school to know your secret?" Sasuke hissed. Naruto's expression waivered and he looked away from Sasuke's face, biting his lower lip nervously.
"No." The blonde muttered quietly. Sasuke smirked and leaned downwards, so close to the blonde's face it was hard for the blonde not to look at him.
"Then you do as I tell you without complaint, Naruto." Sasuke whispered. Sasuke backed off the blonde as he twisted his body away from him, still fighting. Naruto didn't have a chance to yell at Sasuke because within moments of them breaking away a knock on the door interrupted the silence. Surprising both of them a man came in, smiling kindly to them. Sasuke stared at the man, his black hair contrasted sharply with his pale skin, which seemed grey in the lighting. He wore only black, black pants and a black turtle neck sweater.
"Hello, I guess you're going to sit in?" The man asked. Sasuke nodded and watched the esthetician look over to Naruto, his eyes lingering on the blonde's crotch far too long for the Uchiha's liking.
"My name is Sai and I'll be waxing your legs today." The man raised his face and smiled at the blonde. Sasuke hated him.
"I'll be in your care then." Naruto hesitantly responded. The Uchiha didn't take his eyes off this Sai person but he could tell the blonde was wary of the guy. Sai glanced back at Sasuke and they stared at each other for a moment, sizing each other up.
"If you'll get up on the table and lay down, do you have a preference on where we start?" Sai broke eye contact and looked back over to the blonde as he closed the door and stepped up to the table with his waxing supplies. Sasuke's eyes darted to the blonde who moved to get up on the table bed, refusing to look at either of the two dark haired males.
"Um," Naruto quietly murmured. "The least painful place would be nice." Sasuke returned to leaning against the wall, watching the two interact carefully.
"Don't worry, I'll make it as quick and painless as possible." Sai spoke without turning around. Naruto was craning his neck as he tried to see what Sai was doing at the table. When Sai turned back around Naruto immediately looked away, glancing back to Sasuke apprehensively. Stone faced, Sasuke watched as Sai applied the wax to Naruto's leg and then the cloth strip. He did one leg and then the other, all while the blonde twitched and shifted uncomfortably. Sai refused to stop smiling and it was creeping Naruto and Sasuke out.
"Do you not have a dick?" Sai suddenly asked. Naruto looked up at him shocked before the esthetician ripped one of the strips of cloth off the blonde's leg. It was fast and sounded like something being peeled off skin. The blonde's shocked expression turned of one into pain as he choked on a scream.
"What, what the hell?" Naruto screeched. He glared up at Sai who smiled and turned away, throwing the used strip of cloth in a trashcan. "How you can you just ask a question like that?" The blonde started to sit up but the esthetician put a hand on the blonde's shoulder and pushed him back down as he reached for the cloth on Naruto's other leg.
"Well, do you or don't you?" Sai asked and ripped the second strip of cloth off. Naruto grabbed the edges of the table bed and tensed up, grinding his teeth together. "It's a simple question." Sai tossed the cloth into the trash and made for applying wax onto the blonde's thighs. Naruto jumped when the wax touched his thighs and glared at the dark haired man practically torturing him.
"I'm a guy. Of course I do." Naruto snarled.
"Could have fooled me." Sai still smiled his creepy smile but Sasuke snorted softly. Naruto turned his glare on the Uchiha and Sasuke smirked back at him, this seemed to jolt the blonde out of his furious mood. The blonde quietly endured Sai ripping the hair off his upper legs, both of them. Sasuke could see the blush on Naruto's cheeks, harder to see in the dim light but still there.
"If you could lie on your stomach, I'll do the back of your legs and then we'll be done." Sai told Naruto without even looking at him. Naruto slowly did as he was told, keeping his eyes on Sasuke as he turned over, away from the Uchiha. Naruto seemed to feel his underwear move as he settled into place and raised his hand to pull at them. Sasuke could see the blonde's ear burn red, embarrassed. He could see Sai turning around again; ready to apply more wax and strips out of the corner of his eye. The blonde gripped the edges of the bed tightly, his knuckles turning white and he forced his head down onto the table bed roughly.
"This may be a bit more painful than before." Sai told the blonde with his fake smile. Naruto's entire body tensed under his orange jacket, his toes curling and Sasuke could have sworn that he saw the blonde's jaw clench. He was probably holding back a whimper, how cute. All three men were silent as the esthetician applied the wax and cloth. When Sai finished applying the stuff, he bowed over. "You might want to scream or cry out." The pale man whispered. Sasuke's stoic exterior suddenly darkened, the room was not big and the assholes voice wasn't quiet enough to keep the Uchiha from hearing it.
Of course, the bastard had done it purposefully, getting not only to Sasuke but the blonde as well. As Sai ripped off the pieces of cloth efficiently and quickly, Naruto jerked and clenched the edge of the table harder. Sasuke watched Naruto's legs lift up with Sai's pulling, the way his back arched as he held in his cries. When he was done, Sai's fake smile had dropped. Instead he was emotionless, Sasuke took it as the equivalent to the esthetician being thoroughly pissed off. Naruto hadn't made a sound. Naruto still had his head on the table, fearing there was more to come.
"We're done here, if you wish to keep the underwear they are complimentary. If not, there's a trashcan beside the table in which you can dispose of them." Sai spoke as he turned away, putting away his tools of trade before leaving. Sasuke watched as Sai ignored him and left the room. Naruto didn't dare look up from the table until he heard the door close.
"You're keeping the underwear." Sasuke told the blonde. He watched the smaller male sit up, running his hand down his own thigh as he tried to accept the feeling of the lack of hair. Without looking away, Sasuke unhooked his messenger bag and rifled through it, looking for the piece of clothing he had gotten from Deidara. "Put these on." Naruto looked up as Sasuke tossed him the black shorts and caught them against his chest. He blinked rapidly for a second before holding the shorts up for inspection. Sasuke took the time to swipe he blonde's boxers and pants, stuffing them into his bag.
"You're joking, right?" Naruto asked. Sasuke looked up to those baby blue eyes, finding the dejected look intoxicating. Raising an eyebrow, the Uchiha watched as Naruto stood up and looked around for his clothes. When he only found his orange jacket, the blonde sighed and stepped into shorts in his hands. Sasuke watched him, smirking a little when Naruto pulled the shorts over his erection and shifted himself around so he could pull the zipper up. The shorts were indecently short, hugging the male's small ass in all the right places and riding up the blonde's cute little butt as he adjusted them to fit as comfortably as possible.
"Can I at least put my regular pants over them?" Naruto tried to compromise. Sasuke shook his head, his smirk growing wider. He waited until the blonde had pulled on his jacket again, tugging it down as low as the cloth would stretch. Sasuke could still see the black shorts. His eyes travelled lower to the blonde's legs, they looked better and were much less…hairy.
"No, Dobe." Sasuke watched as Naruto flinched at the sound of his voice. "We're going to your apartment and you're going exactly the way you're dressed." Sasuke waited until Naruto had put on his socks and shoes before opening the door, ushering the shorter boy out of the room. He followed the blonde down the hallway back to the waiting area. Sasuke noticed Sai was talking to the receptionist when they walked out and smirked when the perverted esthetician looked up at the blonde. To Naruto's displeasure, they still had to pay and he pulled his brothers' credit card from his pocket and set it down on the counter for the receptionist. The blonde glowered at the floor as the receptionist ran the credit card and when she was finished, she handed the Uchiha the credit card and he pocketed it, mentally thanking his brother for not checking his wallet on a daily basis.
He gave Sai a smirk and followed Naruto out as he picked up his pace. As soon as they were out of the building, Naruto walked even faster. Unable to stop a smirk from gracing his lips, Sasuke grabbed the blonde's elbow and slowed him down before he got away. A few people on the street did give Naruto weird looks but most of them passed right by him. To focused on their own lives to care about a random girl in obscenely short shorts with short blonde hair. Others though, others who were actually paying attention to their surroundings gave Sasuke's companion a double take. Every time Naruto caught someone looking at him, he blushed and looked down, his whole body tense in embarrassment.
It made Sasuke giddy and angry all at the same time. For others to see his blonde's legs but to have Naruto be so embarrassed, walking down the street with that facial expression so plainly exposed. When they finally reached the blonde's apartment, Naruto darted up the stairs as Sasuke followed him, taking his time. The idiot was at least smart enough to leave the door ajar for Sasuke and when the Uchiha walked in, shutting it behind him, he could see the blonde pulling at the shorts.
"Can I take them off now?" The blonde was standing in his bedroom, taking off his jacket and tossing it onto the floor. Now the blonde was in all black, his tan skin contrasting nicely with the black shirt and pants, one hairless leg raising to rub the back of his foot against his other leg.
"Leave the underwear on." Sasuke dropped his bag in the doorway and went over to the beloved box in the corner to pick out a toy.
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"I'll text you before Monday morning about which toy to bring to school, see you then." Sasuke called out to the blonde. Naruto leaned backwards onto the tank of the toilet and nodded tiredly. Picking up his bag while stuffing the shorts inside it, Sasuke refastened it closed and left the blonde's apartment.
"Ooh! Sasuke's back!" Deidara called out from the living room before he dashed into the entry hallway as said Uchiha took off his shoes. Sasuke stared at the man for a long second, wondering how his brother had managed to get the man into handcuffs. "Where are my shorts, un? Too embarrassed to wear them outside?" Deidara grinned and turned to watch Itachi and Sasori step down from the second floor, watching Sasuke open his bag and dig into it. Tossing the black shorts back to the longhaired blonde, Sasuke gave him a smirk.
"I wasn't the one wearing them." Sasuke retorted. He passed all three older males and didn't care if they were watching him.
"Oh, what I wouldn't give to have pictures of Sasuke in these shorts. The things I could make him do with that kind of blackmail, un." The youngest Uchiha could hear Deidara whine out. Then came the sound of Itachi hitting the blonde on the back of his head as said blonde yelped loudly.
"You can't blackmail him without pictures and he'd never wear them." Sasori's voice barely made it to Sasuke's ears as he turned the corner of the stairs. Sasuke went to his room and collapsed onto his bed. Lifting his fingers up to look at them, he realized that he had been more content and satisfied at that exact moment since before his family had been massacred. No one made him feel like this the way Naruto did.
*Datsumō is what came up in google translate when I typed in 'hair removal', if it's wrong I'm sorry but I don't speak Japanese and I was trying to be quirky…I also have never gotten my legs waxed so I can't speak for the legitimacy of the information for this chapter, indulge me on this.