Ask Me A Question: One Piece Style

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Panda: MOSHI MOSHI!!!!! Hows everyone!?!?! Okies since Windexter is still here so he's the special guest! Meow :3

Windexter: Damn it! I knew I should have left!

Panda: Just read the questions!!! Meow :3

Windexter: Fine: Freakin' Trace making me ask the same question twice cuz I couldn't think of anything, and Panda forced me to review again! I swear! LOL Miroku likes to give people random hats... Anyways, I can't think of any questions...BRING WINDEXTOR BACK HES AWESOME! HmHmHmHmHmHmHmHmHmhMhmHm HmhmhM I can't think of anything... so... how about... everyone, whats your favorite kinda cake? Hynatta-Rocks24

Panda: PANDA-CHAN DIDN'T FORCE YOU TO REVIEW AGAIN! Meow :3

Zolo: FRANKY STAY AWAY!

Franky: DRINK THE POTION!

Zolo: I TOLD YOU NO!

Panda: WINDEXTER IS BACK! Meow :3

Nami: Chocolate cake.

Robin: Same.

Chopper: Carrot cake.

Panda: OREO CAKE! Meow :3

Luffy: MEAT CAKE!

Everyone: O.o

Panda: ewww Meow :3

Luffy: sighs

Zolo: Cake….

Franky: COLA CAKE!

Panda: YOU TWO HAVE BAD OBSESSIONS! Meow :3

Brook: I like cake and I don't care what kind.

Panda: Wooo awesome answers! Meow :3

Windexter: I hate my life.

Mysterious voice: Hello everyone. said a voice as the stage goes dark as footsteps were heard coming toward the stage, then without warning a flame appear. The flame show a man's face, long, black hair, and a cross sharp scar on his right cheek

George: Panda… I blame you.

Panda: Panda-chan no do anything! So shut up you bastard. Meow :3

George: don't call me a bastard!

Panda: knocks george out Meow :3

Mysterious voice again: I'm sorry, if I scared everyone. said the man was wearing a pair of black slacks, white, sleeveless shirt, leather sandles, and a leather trench coat, as he smirk as the flame disappear with a chuckle and the lights turn on I always like to make an great entrance.

Luffy: How did you get the flames to appear? Cause panda-chan and I were trying to get flames to pop up when we were singing karaoke the other night but it no work.

Panda: Oh panda-chan remembers that! good times, good times. Meow :3

The random mysterious dude: He bow with a grin My name is Malchior the Draco, but you can call me Malchior, Draco, or Mal. look at them as he set up That's all up to you.

Now I wonder, what the hell I'm doing here? he said as he walk toward Panda

Panda: O.O Meow :3

Mal: Well for starter I'm going to set the record straight. glare at Panda First off, Nami is not useless, she have many uses. he turn around and walk toward the group Hell, she have many battles, add that with the fact that she a highly skilled navigator, the ability to sense change in the weather, and excellent thief. he said as he stop infront of her Plus she look like a goddess if she wears pure white dress. Am I right? he shut his eyes as he put on a pair of shades So don't let that hyperactive, knockheaded, Panda get on your nevres.

Panda: PANDA-CHAN IS NOT HYPERACTIVE OR KNOCKHEADED! Meow :3

Nami: Panda I agree with this guy.

Panda: Just cause he's commenting you nicely. Meow :3

Mal: Now for my questions and gifts, he point to Nami and hand her a purple

wraped box and sense I'm infront of this beauty, I will start with you, Nami.

Would you ever date with Ero-Cook? point at Sanji

Nami: Oh thanks Mal! Probably not… he scares me sometimes.

Panda: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA SANJI YOU SCARE SOMEONE! Meow :3

Sanji: SHUT UP PANDA YOU SCARE MORE PEOPLE THAN ME!

Panda: IS THAT A CHALLENGE!? Meow :3

Sanji: WHAT THE HELL!?! NO!

Panda: Oh…. Meow :3

Mal: Now it's your turn, Robin. walk over to Robin and hand her a purple wrapped box Now what would you do after you finish you dreams.

Robin: I don't know tough to say now and thanks for the gift.

Panda: starts iming Crystal-chan cause of bordom Meow :3

Mal: Walk over to Sanji and Zolo hand both of them a blue wrapped box Now the next question is for both of you. took a deep breath Who the bloody hell started that stupid rumor?

Zolo: What rumor?

Sanji: I know a few rumors bout us.. but depends on which one your talking bout.

Mal: turn to Chopper and weakly smile What is the wrost thing that someone ever do to you? hand him a pink wrapped-box

Chopper: Hmmmm… uh I dunno…. Beat me up.

Panda: awww ppor chopper-kun!! Meow :3

Mal: walk over to Usopp and hand him a box So tell me how do you move with out no strings? he ask he tilt his head with a light chuckle

Usopp: HEY DON'T BE MEAN TO ME CAUSE I'M POPULAR! AND MY GROUPIES WILL BITE YOUR KNEECAPS OFF!

Panda: YOU ARE NOT POPULAR! AND YOU DON'T HAVE ANY GROUPIES! MEOW :3

Mal: move to Franky and smirk as he hand him a wrapped cooler I understand that you act different when you have different fuel, like tea, and vega-juice. Am I right? blink as he open the fridge and pulled out the cola and replace them with diet cola Well, let see what happen when we put this in. took a set back after he quickly shut it with a grin

Franky: drink diet cola Like O-M-Freakin-G!!!! That is totally good! Like this one girl like totally hit me with like her shopping cart the other day and like it like hurt like really bad!

Everyone: O.o

Panda: Never again O.O Meow :3

Mal: Now for Brook. walk over as he hand him a rolled up poster So tell me how you like your gift?

Brook: Uh its cool?

Panda: You didn't look at it yet did you? Meow :3

Brook: No.

Mal: Well I got to go. walk away, handing Luffy, George, and Panda a snow white wrapped-box and walk out the door, before they could open them up Later days!

Nami: OH WOW I GOT A SILVER CHAIN! puts it on

Robin: Oh wow! A new book! starts reading

Sanji: I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS DAY! FINALLY! ICHA ICHA PARADISE! IN YOUR FACE JIRAIYA! TOLD YOU I WOULD GET ONE!

Panda: O.o

Zolo: mmmmmm Sake. starts chugging it

Chopper: Oh yummy chocolate!

Usopp: Told you I'm popular Panda! They even make wooden puppets that look like me!

Panda: How do you know that Mal just didn't carve it himself? Meow :3

Usopp: Cause I'm jut cool like that.

Panda: sighs Nice reason. Meow :3

Franky: Like O-M-G! COLAS!

Panda: O.O Meow :3

Brook: O.O

Panda and Luffy: hit in the face by pie MMMMMMMMMMM PIE! Meow :3

George: doesn't open it cause he knows it's the same Here panda-chan. You can have mine.

Panda: YAY MORE PIE! opens it MMMMMMMM PIE! MEOW :3

George: Well that's all for today! Thanks for coming!!! Bye!