Lights and Camera's shone on the author of this story. A man came up the stage with a boquet of flowers and another man came with a tiara and a ribbion. "Congrats!!" they said. The author smiled tears coming out of her smile.

"Sniff! Sniff!! Thank you!! Thank you!! Thank you for all your reveiws!! I want to thank-" The author pulls out a list."The readers who reveiwed! My mother, Naruto, My dog pigeon, My turtle! DOG! You all made me so happy!!" Waves to the audience.

Really guys! Thanks!! I know I sound like such a dork right now, but hey, your reveiws made me giggle,smile, and SQUEAL like a little sissy gurl!! (I'm a gurl...)

I don't own Naruto!

Reveiw and I will dedicate my next chapter to you!!

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Back to Sasuke!

Sasuke pouted, he saw girly t-shirts all around him. Sasuke kept searching for clothes until he cam across this black one that had a huge pink cherry blossom on it. Sasuke smirked. "Okay..maybe this one will fit you." he stated putting the clothes in front of Sakura who was in front of a mirror. Sasuke saw that it fit her perfectly. "Hn...I still think that other one was better..."he mumbled. Sakura cocked her head to the side, silently saying What the hell are you talking about?

Sasuke sighed, ruffling his hair. Sasuke's eye spotted something. Something cute, adorable, and sweet on Sakura. "Hn..." he said. Sasuke stood up to get it. It was a small white furry jumpsuit with bunny ears! Sasuke put it in front of Sakura and smirked. "Oh yeah...fabulous.."he mumbled. His smirk got bigger when he saw a Pooh jumpsuit, then a puppy jumpsuit. "heheheheh..see now chika? You look fantabulous!" he said smirking at Sakura. Sakura laughed. Sasuke chuckled and then bought more clothes.

With Naruto!

"Yessss!! I'm done!!" the ramen-loving-blonde stated, wiping the invisible dirt from his hands. The cart was overly-stuffed with Diapers and Baby wipes now! "Hehehe...oh yeah! HOWKAGE-SAMA DID A GOOD JOB!!" yelled Naruto punching his hands in the air. He got wierd stares from everyone. "Mommy!! Who's that weirdo with all the diaper's and baby wipesesss!!" yelled a small boy wearing a sailor suit, eating a huge lollipop as big as his face. "SCRAM! YOU BRAT!" he yelled.

The little boy clutched his mother crying. The mother glared with hatred at Naruto. Naruto gasped. "It's you again!! Leave me and my materials ALONE!!" yelled Naruto, hugging his baby wipes and diapers. The mother then took her and her son away from him and out of the store. Naruto hiccuped "It's okay, Nemo, Dora, Wubbzy, Barney, and WAFFLE!!" he cried. "Ahem..Naruto no having secret affairs with the baby stuff.." someone whispered. Naruto turned around and grinned. "HI KAKASHI-SENSEI!!" he said.

Kakashi cocked an eyebrow. Kakashi's cart was full of pacifiers, bottles, baby food, toys, and baby formulas. "Alright! We are ready to go!!" said Naruto. Kakashi nodded. "Alright..time to look for Sasuke!" he said. Naruto nodded taking his cart to the clothes department. Kakashi also nodded, taking his cart to the clothes department.

Once Naruto reached the clothes department he squealed. He then gasped he laid his eyes on the most coolest jumpsuit ever!! "Oh...em...gee..."he muttered, getting closer to it. He took it off the rack and smiled. "A WAFFLE JUMPSUIT!! HEY!! IT'S ADULT SIZED!! OH!! SO AWSOME!!" he yelled. Kakashi sighed. Naruto already had it on. "Don't I look cool!!" he said. The costume hung loosley on his body and the hoodie covered his head. "YAY! I'M WAFFLE!!" he said.

Naruto then squealed again. "Oi..stupid, Dobe, you look even more stupider." said a velvet voice. Naruto jumped up and down. "Sasuke-teme!! LOOK I'M WAFFLE!!" Sasuke sighed.

Oh..my..kami...

I know, Dobe is just so dumb!

I can't believe that...

God! That jumpsuit is even more stupider than the bedsheets he wore today!!

THAT!! RIGHT THERE!! BEHIND NARUTO!! Look at that brown puppy costume...IT MATCHES SAKURA'S!!

What the hell?! I thought you were on my side!!

Shut up and buy that big costume!!

No it's pathetic..

Come on!!

no way in hell

PLZ!!

no..

THAT'S IT I'M TAKING OVER YOUR BODY!!

You can't do that- AAAAAAAGH!!

Sasuke twitched..twitched and twitched. "Mwahahahahahahahahah!!" he yelled evilly. Naruto, Kakashi, and Sakura looked at him like he was crazy. "WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT!!" he yelled. "Mwahahahahah!! " he yelled walking over to the brown puppy costume. Kakashi irked an eyebrow. "Wow..Sasuke has an inner personality." he said. "Mwahahahahah!!" he said. "Let's go home..."he said a little too evilly. Kakashi and Naruto nodded. Sakura was dressed in her cute white bunny costume. Some of her pink hair showing on her forehead."Dawdy!!"

The costume made her even more innocent. Kakashi,Sasuke,and Naruto already paid for the stuff. Naruto was carrying Sakura on his baby pouch. Naruto wearing his Waffle costume, and Sakura wearing her bunny costume.Well, each of the men had bags, full of Sakura's stuff. Naruto sighed happily. "The things we do for Sakura!" he said. Kakashi nodded. Sasuke groaned. He had a massive headache. "Hnnnnnnnnnnnn..."he mumbled.

When they got to the Uchiha house they all settled for the couch. The three men sighed. Sakura then started crying, crying and crying. "W-W-WWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAA!!" she said. Sasuke sighed. He carried Sakura from Kakashi's lap and started rocking her back and fourth. He sighed in relief when she stopped. Kakashi smirked, a light bulb appearing above his head. "You have an idea!!" Once again Naruto stated the obvious. Kakashi sweatdropped. "Yes.." Kakashi stood up and opened one package they bought. "OoH! Pacifier! You put that in Sakura-chan's mouth!" said Naruto.

Sasuke slapped his forehead, Kakashi nodded. He then put the pacifier in Sakura's mouth and she started sucking. Naruto (Who was digging in the packages) gasped. "Oops! oh MY!! A CRIB IN A BOX!!" he said. Kakashi did the Gai pose "Yup! crib in a box!! See? The picture! That's a great crib." "YES IT ISSSSSSS!!" said Naruto. "Quickly my student!! Open the magic box and let the magic crib come to life!!" said the silver-haired jounin.

"Hai Sensei!!" said Naruto. Naruto opened the huge box. But instead of a crib...peices of wood came out. "What is this!?" yelled Naruto. Kakashi scratched the back of his head "The crib!!" "Oh..." "You have to put it together..."mumbled Sasuke. Naruto nodded "YOSH!!"

Kakashi nodded. "Hn...watch Sakura..I'm going to go cook food.." the raven haired ninja stated. Naruto and Kakashi nodded. Naruto stopped nodded. "No your not!! You're going to go get take out!!" he said. Naruto then came in with a tuxedo and a grand piano.

Naruto started singing Apologize by One Republic but in different words.

"I always like to snack, like to eat junk food I found..." he sang. He kept playing the piano the spotlight was on him. "People always tell me that I could get big and round.." Kakashi found a flashlight and flashed it at Naruto.

You tell me that you'll feed me then you go and take me out!

And you say!! Don't eat my french fries...don't eat...

Before Naruto could finish the song Sasuke was already out the front foor."Aww! You suck TEME!!" yelled Naruto. Kakashi sighed, putting the flashlight away, and going to fix Sakura's crib."Wait for meeeee!!" he said. Sakura sighed on the couch.

I know that was such a short chapter but...I'll make it up to you!!

Really!!

PLZ REVEIW!! at least 5! or so!

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