Keroro sat on the ground, bored. Christmas passed by with all his new gundams built, all new video games played, and no Tamama. He was celebrating the holiday with Momoka and her family. He sighed. Giroro was inside because there was a storm with no snow, and Dororo was also here because Koyuki was visiting Natsumi.
Keroro sighed louder and fell onto his face. "Thank you Keroro, I would have never known that you're bored. I don't care, but now I know."
"What do you think Tamama got? A giant gundam?"
"Is that all you think about? Tamama and Gundam? At least my life doesn't completely revolve around Natsumi. Unless it does. Then I'm screwed."
Suddenly, without any plot development AT ALL, Tamama and Momoka came into the house. Tamama had a bag of gifts for the platoon and Momoka had one for Fuyuki. Momoka, you know where she went, and Tamama walked over to Keroro and Giroro.
"Hey Sarge! Merry Christmas!" He took out a wrapped box because that's what gifts look like. Wrapped boxes.
"Thanks Tamama!" He tore open the gift and widened his eyes. It was a gundam. But not just any gundam. The one he saw at a convention that was only available there, and there were only five of them. He saw it and dreamed of putting it together, looking through every single shopping site, entering contests, and then he gave up. He went into a depression for a while, and decided he would have to live without it.
"I-it's beautiful..." Tears were starting to form in his eyes. The fact that Tamama gave it to him only made it more special.
Tamama smiled a little more and opened his eyes wide when Keroro flung his arms around the tadpole. "THANKYOUTHANKYOUTHANKYOU!"
"You're welcome!" Keroro released him with a blush on his face and let Tamama distribute the rest of his gifts.
Four frogs fled to a door while a yellow frog laughed menacingly as a monster ran towards them. (Four frogs fled, try saying that five times fast! Fou-fuck.) "Remind me not to give Kululu what he really wants next year." Tamama whimpered. They dodged before a giant vine could hit them and it smashed the door open. The pokemon that Kululu decided to make fainted because someone's Giroro used giant gun attack. Giroro gained 13 experience!
"What the hell! Only 13! It was a level 20 servine!" What's this? Giroro is evolving! Your Giroro evolved into ANGRY GIRORO! (Level 18)
"Why is there a sudden pokemon reference?"
"Probably because the author got pokemon black version 2. RUN BEFORE SOMETHING ELSE HAPPENS!"
After escaping to safety, Keroro, Tamama, and Dororo did something else, I don't know, lets just get to next part.
"So, Tamama, what did you get for Christmas?"
"Oh. A laptop."
Keroro stared at Tamama. "A laptop."
"Yes, a laptop. Why?"
"Huh. I never thought that you owning a laptop would have something to do with the plot of this story."
"The author got one and thought of something else that would work in this story because her friend got one too, and she gets ideas like that."
"Huh. But if that's how it came to be, then who's the other person who got one?"
Fuyuki appeared out of nowhere. "Sarge."
"Yeah?"
"I got you another gift using some money I found on the street. It's a laptop. Bye!" Fuyuki disappeared into someplace.
Keroro opened the gift. "Oh! It's a laptop...I didn't see that coming."
"...Do you have Skype?"
AHHH! Sorry for not updating earlier, I had a lot of things to do. Anyway, before I forget, I hope you all had a great Christmas! You can expect more frequent updates because I now have a laptop, and I like to be alone when I write. It makes me happy.
Yes, them owning laptops will have some significance to the plot, you will see soon. :3 Hehehe, I feel evil.
Also, the part with the tounge twister is a reference. If you get the reference, you're awesome! If you don't, you are still awesome! If you want to know what it's from, read my profile, it is in the quotes section!
Yeah, I need inspiration. Send me inspiration thanks. Let's end this with a quote! Also from the reference! "What gets wetter the more it dries? MY LIFE!"