A/N Hey guys, I'm back! I know I haven't updated in a long time. I'm kind of sad that I didn't get as many reviews last chapter, but thanks to those who did. Okay I loved all the suggestions, but someone told me one that I just couldn't pass up. I want to see how many can place it. More reviews please.

Introductions and Escapes

Bella's point of view

Oh no! Jake is going to ruin the date, Edward's going to help him, Nessie's date will be ruined, and we will have to move again. Can life be any more cruel?

I was suddenly hit by a wonderfully seductive smell. The boy was here and Jake was shaking so hard that I was suprised he hadn't phased already. That was the last straw, something in me just snapped.

"Jake, chill out and get over yourself! Like it or not Nessie is going on this date and if you or Edward do anything to ruin it for her I swear I will personally rip you both apart and burn the pieces!" I shouted.

I instantly felt better after getting that off my chest. I looked around to see both Jake and Edward looking at me with a mixture of suprise, fear, and respect. I had never blown up like this before, but it felt good.

I heard something crash in the house. As I turned around to see what happened, Alice ran out and hugged me. "Oh my gosh, Bella, I'm so proud. I was so shocked when I heard you tell Edward off that I dropped the mirror I was carrying. By the way I'll buy you a new one." She said so fast that I barely caught it with my super hearing.

She turned to look at Edward and Jacob then. "You have about five seconds to get your problems in order. I'll go get the door, he's about to knock." She said in the most menacing she had ever used. I was a vampire and I was still scared.

After she left, I looked back at the boys and, in my best impersonation of Alice's menacing voice, said, "You will sit and let me do the talking." I waited until they both nodded their heads in agreement before I lead them back inside.

Nessie's point of view

I was so lucky I had Alice. After I explained my situation to her, she looked in the future to see where we would be going. After a minute, she ran out of the room and came back with a beautiful dress that was a slightly darker shade than sky blue.

"Wow! Alice it's beautiful." I said in appreciation. I wondered where we would be going that would require this dress.

"Try it on before you thank me. I think it's your size." I slipped it over my head and looked in the mirror. It suited me perfectly. It came down to just about my knee, making my legs look longer. Alice connected tha black jewl chocker around my neck that connected to the dress by one onyx stone on the front of the fabric. It was strapless, allowing me more freedom to move my arms.

"It looks beatiful on you Ness." Alice said in a whisper. "Blue suites you like it does Bella. Here try on these shoes." She handed me a pair of open toe pumps, with a lacy ribbon that wrapped around the ankle. A blue flower was over the toe. With them on I easily gained two inches.

She then proceeded to pin my curly hair up in a complex bun with half my hair cascading down my back. "Hold on and I'll get a better mirror so you can see your hair better." Alice said as she ran out.

I kept looking over my outfit to make sure I looked okay. Suddenly I heard a crash. I was about to run downstairs to make sure everything was okay when Alice said, "Ness wait five minutes before you come downstairs."

Alice had never been wrong before so I sat back down and thought about where my date would take me. After awile I looked back at the clock and realized that five minutes had gone by. I got up and made my way downstairs. I turned toward the living room where I could hear voices.

I saw Tommy sitting on the couch and couldn't help myself from shouting "Tommy!" and running to him.

Edward's point of view

I watched as Nessie ran to HIM. I noticed the dress right off and couldn't stop the growl that escaped my throat. It was way to short and there were no sleeves. She needed to be wearing something that covered every inch of her skin.

Wow! She looks wonderful. I hope she likes where I'm taking her. I wanted to kill him for thinking about my daughter in that dress. I probably would have when she bent down to kiss him had Bella not held me down.

I guess there was one good thing about this, he forgot all about the Bella age thing. He was very perceptive. But, no matter how good a thing it was that he forgot about Bella's age, I was going to get him to stop looking at my daughter.

Alice gasped in the other room, causing me to look into her mind to see me attacking Tommy. I must really have been on the edge because she ran in and immediatly asked Tommy, " So what's your last name Tommy?"

He seemed shocked by her sudden appearance, but answered "Lugosi. Tommy B. Lugosi. My family is traditionally from Hungary."

This nearly brought me into hesterics. I could hear Emmett and Jasper upstairs laughing and Alice was having trouble holding back hers. I mean of all the irony.

I looked over to see Bella looking at me with a confused look on her face. She would be expecting an explanation. I just shook my head at her, I still couldn't speak.

"Okay we're going to go now." Nessie said as she ran Tommy out of the house. She was using my inability to speak against me!

A/N So how many of you caught that. For those who understood congrats. Please Review. It makes me type faster and update sooner.