When my eyes opened as the morning light hit me, I found myself in Deidara's bed with him spooning me. I looked out at his room as his breath against my neck made me shiver. It was dusty in here and dirty smelling as special clay stayed wrapped in plastic in the corner by his desk. It reminded me of my art class back in high school at the beginning of the budgets cuts and when we didn't have to save every piece of clay not used. I felt tired still, but did not want to go back to sleep. I wonder when he brought us back here last night? I felt my groin tighten as his hand around my waist slid down my hip to rest in between my in thighs. I swallowed and blushed as he mumbled something and nuzzled his nose into my hair. I took in a breath and calmed down as I remember that he was asleep and dreaming. I elbowed him in the gut when one of his fingers rubbed into my lower half scarring me though.
Deidara grunted and woke in surprise, knocking me onto his floor. He looked at me in confusion, but said, "Ohayou." I rolled my eyes at him with a smile. He questioned me as his head cocked and he sat up.
"You just tried to finger me in your sleep," I said, making him flinch and apologized over and over again. "It's okay, you could have done a lot worse."
"Gomennasai," he said one more time before I put one finger to his lips.
"It's okay," I giggled. "I was just surprised is all. Don't worry about, people act out in dreams all the time." He blushed with his down as I got to my feet smelling my clothes. "Gross," I complained, "How can you all stand to be dirty?" He looked at me with a raised eyebrow, then snapped his fingers in thought. I jumped out of his way as he dash over to his dresser and pulled out extra clothes. Deidara shoved them into my hands, then shoved me into his bathroom and shut the door. "Did you just invite me to take a shower?" I called and he opened the door and smiled with a nodded, then left again. "Okay," I mumbled.
After about 15-20... Okay 30 minutes, I came out of the bathroom with my wet strawberry blond hair down, Deidara's blue baggy pants and long tank top on to find Deidara missing. "Guess he got bored," I said, slipping on my shoes. I left the clay smelling room and headed down the hall. I had zero clue where I was, but where is the fun in knowing where you are going in the first place? To my surprise, it was earlier than I thought as I caught a glimpse of the sun just rising in the distant from the window. I stepped into what was a large kitchen to find only one person at the table sipping tea.
"Itachi," I said and he looked up at me, then frowned. "Do I look that ugly?" I questioned putting my hands on my hips with a cold stare to him. I noticed that he was in his blue shirt and pants without his cloak and that luscious ebony color hair was down. Like a fucking god!
"No…" he replied softly as he swirled his tea with precision. "Those are… Deidara's."
"He gave them to me to wear after I showered," I said, rubbing my arm as I bounce from one foot to the other. "What time is it?"
"About 5," he hummed then sipped the brown liquid.
"I see," I whispered. My eyes watched him as he got up and got another glass, then offer me to join him. "Thank you, Itachi," I nodded and sat down opposite of him. "It smell awesome," I said quietly after he poured some for me. Just taking one sip of the bitter, but smooth liquid almost made me purr. "It's delightful."
"You seem… different," he said, making me look down at the tea.
"I've decide to be as boring and as ordinary and as polite that I can be, so I do not cause another incident like yesterday," I responded.
"I see," he muttered seeming a little upset.
"What?" I squeaked with a blush.
"Linzi, you are…amazing different," Itachi whispered as he stood, then bushed my shorter bangs out of my face. "That is… what attracts me-." He stopped in mid sentence as Hidan entered the room and gave a smirk at us both. The white hair man snickered a few words at Itachi, making the other man stiffen slightly and pull away from me. I flinched as Hidan sat down next to me, slung his arm around my neck as he pulled the cup out of my hand and swallowed the liquid. I bit my lip and made a small noise wanting that tea back, but Hidan slammed down the empty cup, then made another comment to Itachi. Itachi made a low warning as Hidan's hand went to the back of my neck making me freeze like a kitty in it's mother grip. My nails scrapped the table as his tongue licked the bottom of my jaw line by my ear.
"Agh!" I yelled shoving myself away onto the ground. Hidan laughed loudly, then left musing about something. I panted in fear on the ground, but collect myself and got back in my seat. "Sorry," I muttered to Itachi not looking at him. He got up and frowned at me in pity, then left the room also. "Useless," I whined.
I jumped tripping out of the chair again as Zetsu said something from the ground scarring me as he rose out of the floor. Before I could land on the cold floor again, his hands snaked under me to keep me from falling. I kind of stopped moving as he stood now on the floor and not in it. I think I was in shock still from the surprise as I just laid in his arms in submission. Zetsu white talked to me in a very soothing voice as I looked up into his cat like eyes. He still just creeps me out!
"I, uh… Thanks for the catch," I said unsure what he spoke. He looked from me to the table top, then back at me. Zetsu black made a comment, but the white one seemed to disagree. "Can you put me down now?" I asked, but he …they paid no mind to me as we started to exit the kitchen and head into the opposite hallway. "Zetsu, Zetsu!" I called kicking my legs in the air. Still, the plant man did not listen to me. I gave a long sigh, then wince as we enter a brightly lit room full of plants.
Zetsu placed me down on a flat slab of rock, then I think, ordered me to stay as he point for me not to move. I watched in wonderment as he disappear into the forest of plants. Well, this is odd. First, Deidara's sleeping molestation, next, Itachi's 'I like you' start speech, then, Hidan's lick! Ew! I wiped my neck out of habit. Now! Now, Zetsu is going to do something to me. Calm down, calm down. Be a nice polite girl. I sighed seeing the plant man return with an apple in hand.
"Just an apple," I breathed. Without looking at me, he sat down next to me and tossed the fruit up and down in the air a few times before his black half muttered something. "What?" I asked as I turned to look at him. I made a noise of surprise when the apple was touching my lips.
"Tabe," Zetsu white said softly. I looked at him in confusion until he made a chomping motion with his mouth.
"Oh!" I said, then took a bite of the red apple. I blinked as a rich sweet taste enter my mouth as I chewed my bite. "Oh wow," I purred in glee at the sensation after swallowing. "That has to be the greatest fruit in the world. Did you grow it?" Zetsu nodded as he traced his thumb under my bottom lip wiping off the extra juice left behind. "Amazing," I smiled. "Just one bite and I'm full! You're a genius, Zetsu!" He gave a cocky grin as he licked the juice of his thumb with joy. I watched a he tossed the rest of the apple up into the air, then a large prehistoric like flower grabbed and devoured it. My jaw dropped in awe at seeing that.
Zetsu white muttered cool words to me as he took my chin in his hand, then Zetsu black whispered darkly something. I stiffened as I was cut off guarded as he placed his earthy lips on top of mine. They are a lot rougher than Itachi's were. A blush crept onto my cheek as his free hand touch the middle of my back making me lean into him. My hands clinched then unclench as I became slightly frighten when his tongue licked my bottom lip. I tried shoving him away, but he lightly bite my lip with those sharp teeth of his. Finally, I pulled away from him with a yank breaking skin open in a small cuts. I slapped him as I held a hand over my mouth with tears of pain in my eyes.
"What the hell?" I questioned in a deep growled as he licked my blood off his teeth. "I never gave you permission to kiss me." I gave a noise of alarm as he grabbed my wrists in one of his, then took my chin again. My eyes closed as I went to turn my face away as he tongue the cuts on my lip making them burn in tenderness. Zetsu seemed more content on just drinking in what little blood he got from me now. The back of my skull bounce down onto the flat rock as he forced me down onto it. Dizzy, I made a groaning noise as the two men talk to each other in that magical language. "Ow," I whined, shaking of the dizziness. "That didn't feel to good." Out of habit, I licked my bottom lip feeling of any worse damage. "Okay, what do you want, Zetsu?" I questioned looking at him. "If you're looking for a quick fuck, then find someone else." He laughed loudly at that, then let me go. He patted my head softly and got up.
Bewildered, I watched him leave with a small frown. "Zetsu-san thinks you're funny," Tobi said coming out of nowhere. I looked at him as I held a hand over my mouth. "Did he hurt you?"
"Hmm, just a little," I answered. I flinched when the young man leaned over me and pulled my hand away.
"Owie," Tobi commented touching the wound. I pushed him away lightly as I sat up and licked my lip again. "Tobi can heal it!"
"No-."
"It'll scar if you don't let Tobi," he said grabbing my face without even thinking then started to heal my red lip. I kind of was in shock that he still healed me devoid of permission.
"You know," I muttered as he finished yet still held onto me, "you guys need to stop man handling me. I'm not some toy to toss around and play with."
"Linzi-san is right, but then again, you are here with guys," he said looking away as he thought about it. "Maybe Tobi will teach you how to defend yourself."
"I'm not a fighter or defender," I replied. "I oppose violence all together."
"Hmm…" Tobi hummed, then without warning, grasped me around the waist, then tossed me over his shoulder. "Tobi knows what to do!" he cheered as I limply laid on his shoulder.
"What?" I asked with a smirk.
"Tobi will at you out on a morning date!"
"What?!" I questioned with a laugh. "You can't be serious."
"Deidara-sempai took you on a night one," he pouted, "so Tobi wants to take you on one too!"
"Uh, why not," I sigh in defeat. Shit, I didn't think anyone saw that last night.