Author's note: I don't own anything but Shelby is an oc!
Voldemort stared at his last dinosaur nugget. It was cold.
"This dinosaur nugget…is cold," Voldemort whispered on the verge of tears.
"Aww! Don't cry my lord," Lucius comforted Voldemort.
Voldemort grabbed onto Lucius and hugged him like a child would a teddy bear. "Too tight," gasped Lucius.
Shelby looked at her watch and realized what time it was and she needed to head home. "I'm sorry Lord of Darkness, but I need to go home now. I lost track of the time," she apologized.
"Will I ever see you again?" Voldemort's eyes bugged out, "Will I ever be with you again…fellow nugget lover?"
"I promise," Shelby grinned, "Rawr!!!!!!!"
And she was gone. "…..Rawr," whispered a sad Voldemort as he bit into his last nugget.
"Well my lord. Is it time to reveal your evil plan?" Lucius questioned.
"Why yes it is," Voldemort smiled forgetting his sadness, "Assemble the death eaters!"
Within moments, several Death Eaters appeared in front of Voldemort. "My minions," Voldemort announced, "I am about to reveal a secret plan to you. My secret evil plan."
The Death Eaters were giddy with excitement. "Your mission…is to go to every store and buy every single package of dinosaur nuggets."
Everyone stared at Voldemort. "Ummm, and how is this evil?" one asked him.
"I will have every dinosaur nugget! And once we have them…we shall chuck them at Snape!" he laughed evilly, "MWHAHAHAHAHAHA."
Snape sighed heavily as he muttered, "Oh brother."