Smile: sorry for not updating for so long. I had the worst case of Writer's block.
Natsu: Nobody cares about that any way. Just get on with the story.
Loke: Don't be impatient, Natsu. You have to let a lady talk.
Gajeel: Shut the fuck up, cat.
Laxus: How about you shut up first, metal face.
Gray: Why the hell am I here again?
Jellal: I feel you brother.
Smile: LISTEN UP YOU SCUMBAGS, IF YOU GUYS ATTACK ANYONE IN TODAY'S CHAPTER I'M GONNA TORTURE YOU ALL TO DEATH. Now give the disclaimer crap.
Boys: Smile/Smile-chan/Smiley doesn'y own Fairy tail and thank heavens for that.
We're getting married
Chapter 4
I have no idea why I have to have a bachelor party. I mean, come on, most of the guys are injured or busy. But for some reason I had to have a bachelor party.
That is the reason Natsu, Gray, Gajeel, Laxus and Loke or Leo (Lucy's spirit who just decided he wanted to join us) dragged me to the guy's quarters, I don't even know the name of that place.
And then as the awkward silence when we tried to decide where to go.
'Come on, I know a good strip club, where we could go.' Loke suggested. In a few seconds a very, very angry looking Smile-chan appeared outta no where. After beating him up she vanished into mid-air.
Why'd ya do that smile-chan? (Smile: well, duh, I had to beat him up. Going to a strip club would be cheating on Erza.) But I was gonna refuse. (Smile: well, Loke needed some punishment for cheating on Aries and Lucy. He's already flirting with both of them. Natsu: WHADDYA MEAN HE'S FLIRTING WITH LUCY? Smile: Natsu, let's save it for another story. Natsu: SCREW THAT BASTARD! WHERE IS HE? HE'S GOTTA PAY FOR…) NATSU CALM DOWN AND BUTT OUT! THIS STORY IS ERZA'S AND MINE! (SMILE: SHUT THE FUCK UP BOTH OF YOU! GO BACK TO THE STORY OR I'M GONNA RELESE THE GIRLS ON YOU!)
Natsu and I shivered and we decided to go back to the story so smile-chan wouldn't kill us OR get the girls to kill us. Dear readers, please note that fairy tail woman are almost as scary as fanfiction writers.
We just went a bar in magnolia which Laxus usually drank at when Mira was angry at him and refused to give him drinks. Well, the place was nice. We sat on a table and started a conversation about the situation before.
'Smile can sure be really scary.' Laxus started. 'I don't want her angry at me.'
'Nobody does, dude. Smile-chan's an author so can you imagine the scary situations she can put us in.' Loke said and shivered. 'I am never gonna flirt with her. Who knows, maybe she'll kill me in another one of her stories. I'm glad she didn't kill me in this one.'
We all nodded our heads in agreement.
'But Erza is way more scary though.' Gajeel said. 'Smiley can kill us in her fucking stories. But some other writer will definitely resurrect us in their stories. But if Erza kills us in the original series…Dude I don't even wanna think about it.'
'Yeah, though Mira is just as scary as Erza, ya know.' Laxus said. 'She threatened to kill mw without even looking me in the eyes and not dropping that stupid smile of her. You were there, Gajeel, Je- I mean mystogan.' Yeah, I'm in Mystogan disguise at the moment.
'You guys can say that cause you never saw Lucy or Juvia angry.' Natsu spoke. 'Juvia almost killed me when I beat Ice-pants last time. And Lucy oh boy, Lucy. I think she might be able to give Erza, Mira and Juvia a run for their money, when she's mad.'
'Shut up, squinty eyes. Juvia is WAY scarier than Lucy.' Gray got rid of his shirt and slapped the table.
'Yeah, right Levy's more scary than Juvia.' Gajeel argued.
'Natsu is right though, Lucy is the scariest woman in the universe when she's angry.' Loke said.
'Guys, I think you are forgetting about Mira. She can bury you while holding a smile in her face.' Laxus shivered, things probably got close to that when Mira was angry at him.
After listening to them fight I finally spoke, 'Guys, those girls are scary when their pissed. You are forgetting the woman who's scary even when she's blushing. (Seriously blushing Erza is Dangerous) Erza Scarlet, the Titania.'
They looked at each other before turning to me. They all pointed out a accusing finger at me and said,
"Exactly. And you are marrying Erza, the scariest person we know. Do you have a death wish or are you mad?"
My reply made them roll their eyes or start laughing in their seats. I told them.
"I'm madly in love."
Smile: so how was it?
Loke: um … wonderful :3
Laxus: Weird.
Gajeel: Total shit.
Gray: Horrible.
Natsu: Terrifying.
Jellal: Lame.
Smile: Shut up! I didn't ask ya fools. Dear readers tell these idiots their wrong and leave a review oh pretty please with strawberry on top. Next chapter's gonna be in Erza's pov. And hopefully I'll update faster next time. Until then guys…