"Oh, great idea! How about bashful virgin!Shizuo? 'Izaya, be gentle…' It is pure gold and you know it!"
"Completely OOC but that's what makes it so fun! How about some high school action? I got loads of pictures of you guys in your school uniforms. "
"You do…?"
"Did Dotachin share those with you?"
Erika grew sly.
"Never divulge a source, I say."
She produced said pictures and Shizuo snatched them from her.
"What's this all about?"
"No worries, I got the negatives too. I am thinking rooftop sexing here!"
Shizuo was not done trying to talk some sense into Erika whom he realized was something of a representative to this crazy crowd.
"I dunno how you can like this kind of stuff but it's just wrong. Guys shouldn't be doing this and that together! I guess I don't care what guys do, it's their business but Izaya is Izaya, nothing but a gnat. And this kind of thing, writing stories and drawing porn is not at all proper."
During this speech Erika did a sketch and presented it to Izaya who nodded enthusiastically.
"Will you listen to me!"
"Later, Shizu-chan. This is the way to go! Izuo for the win!"
Trust Izaya to turn a situation around. He now skipped about the stage around Shizuo.
"Stop bouncing!"
"Shizuo is the smoking!type, very hot. Very hot indeed."
"Can't even smoke, fucking flea got his lube all over my cigs!"
There was another collective gasp and Shizuo knew he had just made a grave mistake.
"Er, it's not like that! We got stuck in an alley!"
"Alley Izuo! I am on it. So many possibilities, so little time!"
"Izaya, will you tell them the truth already?"
Izaya composed himself to appear borderline solemn.
"It isn't easy to have sex in such a narrow space but we made the best of it."
"You fucking liar!"
Shizuo was ready to finally snap Izaya's neck once and for all when a familiar voice piped.
"I have a wide collection of Izuo material."
"Kasuka?"
"It's Heiwajima junior!"
And indeed Kasuka stepped forward and opened a plastic bag out of which he removed a series of slim volumes.
"All top material, I scout circles that specialize. Because there is something extra moe about nii-chan getting raped."
Shizuo was once again floored.
"What…?"
Erika studied Kasuka's doujin.
"Glossy covers, too! Excellent stuff you got here, how long did it take you to find all this? It's a rare pairing, in that order."
"It took me the whole day to get this. I do my doujin rounds at least once per week."
Something occurred to Izaya.~
"Wait, shouldn't you girls be raving about mister Idol here?"
Erika waved her hand in dismissal.
"We are all diehard fans of Shizaya here, that is all we see. And now Izuo too!"
Shizuo could not yet believe it.
"Kasuka, are you serious? You read this…this… I don't even know what to call it!"
Shizuo committed the grave mistake of leafing through one of the books and immediately came across a scene in which he was tied and gagged on a floor while uniformed Izaya was about to apply a sleek whip to him.
"That is a special Nazi series I just got into."
Erika whistled.
"Seriously hot stuff here!"
"I am very picky and the biggest collector of Izuo there is."
"You read porn in which I'm raped by Izaya? Why- what- how?"
"Nii-chan, the moe aspect is too great to miss. And it has to be Izaya for the hate to come across as real. But I also have very fluffy stuff, some of it is not even smut like cute kindergarten stories with kid versions of you two."
Shizuo coughed and put on his best older and wiser brother face.
"Kasuka, I need to have a word with you. As your big brother I have a responsibility of guiding you and letting you know what is wrong. This kind of behavior is plain wrong, you are still young and need to be told some things."
Izaya had a go at inspecting the doujin.
"Wow, even I wouldn't have come up with most of this! Quite an imagination these authors have!"
Kasuka nodded and ignored Shizuo's lecture altogether.
"Izuo material explores many avenues."
"Didn't you hear me…?"
"He doesn't care about your ideas of wrong and right."
"Izaya-KUN! This is all your fault! You've been polluting my little brother's mind with your filthy pervasions!"
"Excuse me? How is this at all my fault, I have nothing to do with it."