Author's Note-So...Emmett's not gonna like me for this...

If you wanted to know, Jasper's dare was going to be to have Emmett wear a cloak and hold a reaper then go around telling little kids that he is the Grim Reaper. Then, they would have had the pleasure of seeing him being yelled at by a whole bunch of concerned parents who called the police. (Insert awkward moment with Officer Charlie there.)

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Prank #4

Alice's POV

"Hmmm...let me see..." I murmured, rummaging in Emmett's drawer. I swear, that boy has terrible tastes in clothing.

Emmett was currently having a relaxing afternoon in the bath in my room. At first, he had been a bit wary of anything in my room, but I had just shown to him that I was being a caring sister. So, while he was soaked in hot water, I was putting my plan into action.

Rosalie was in the garage, fixing her her red BMW for the hundredth time since we bought it for her. Jasper was roaming around the house, doing nothing in particular. Edward was in his room listening to Debussy and relaxing. (What is wrong with hip hop?) Bella was spending the afternoon with the dogs. Carlisle was in the hospital saving someones life. And Esme was cleaning the dining room, not that we even use it.

So, there was no one there to catch me in the act.

I picked up a pair of Emmett's undergarments with kitchen tongs. No way was I going to touch them. I picked up the black garbage bag and dropped the underwear inside. Sneakily, I stole every single pair of underwear Emmett owned.

I casually stashed on pair of underwear in the freezer and returned the tongs to their drawer (but not before washing them with soap and water). The bag was tossed into the garbage.

Then, I sat down patiently on the steps to wait.

One hour later...

"Excuse me! Has anyone seen my underwear?" Emmett called loudly. I giggled quietly and flitted upstairs to Rosalie's room. Everyone (minus Bella) was standing in the doorway, staring with confused expressions on their faces. Why? Because Emmett was standing in the middle of the room, half-naked with a towel around his waist.

Jasper broke the silence first. "What?"

"I said, 'Has anyone seen my underwear?' I can't find any!" Emmett whined. There he went with the whining again.

"Why would we have seen your underwear?" Rosalie asked, attitude included.

Emmett let out a wail. "I can't find a single pair! Somebody stoled my underwear!"

"Honey, it's 'stole' not 'stoled'. And who would want to steal your undergarments?" Esme scolded.

Emmett shrugged and started digging through his drawer once more. It was no use anyways. He wasn't going to find a single pair. After all, his underwear were freezing into icy chunks as we spoke.

Carlisle sighed. "Emmett, if this is another one of your jokes, it isn't funny. Hurry up and get dressed."

"This isn't a joke! Why doesn't anyone see that?" Emmett howled.

I, being Alice, stepped to the rescue. "You all know what this means, right?" Everyone turned to stare at me with funny faces. "SHOPPING!"

Five groans were heard echoing around the house. Only Rosalie looked happy, like cheerful little me. Carlisle, Esme, Emmett, Jasper, and especially Edward acted like they wanted to run for their lives.

I pouted, jutting out my bottom lip and putting on the full force of my puppy eyes. Bella would have turned into a putty by now if I used my pout on her, but she wasn't here. "Not everyone as to go. Only Rosalie, Emmett, and me." Four vampires relaxed and one turned into a puddle. It was pathetic.

"I can't go outside without underwear!" Emmett sniffled. Wow, did shopping scare him that much?

I pretended to fall into a vision. "Hmmm...I saw in my vision that there was one pair of undergarments somewhere in this house!" I chirped. Emmett peered at me hopefully and I danced into the kitchen to retrieve the frozen pair.

"Sorry it's kinda icy. It was in the freezer." I announced. Emmett took it anyways and hopped into the bathroom.

Edward glanced at me sideways with one perfectly arched bronze eyebrow raised. I stifled a giggle and he understood immediately. He mumbled an excuse that sounded like "Pick up Bella." and ran out of the room. I heard his bell-like laughter drifting through the window from his Volvo.

Emmett came out waddling stiffly, like he had a ruler attached to his back.

"Are you okay?" Esme asked, becoming all motherly with concern for her biggest child.

Emmett just grunted in discomfort and waddled like a duck to my canary yellow 911 Turbo Porsche, my gift from Edward for saving him and Bella in Italy.. Rosalie was leaning against it, polishing the coat of paint.

"Ready to go to the mall?" I squealed.

"Yeah!" Rose called enthusiastically. Her husband just whimpered like a pathetic dog.

Five hours later...

"Alice, can we go home now? My arms are dropping off!" Emmett complained. I didn't blame him. Shopping for underwear happened for the first half-hour, then Rose and I had been buying clothes for ourselves and our almost-sister. Not to mention Emmett carried the bags.

Rosalie snarled, "Are you a vampire or not? 'My arms are dropping off!' That's what a human would say!"

I felt a bit sorry for him, so I injected, "Rose, we've got enough clothes. Maybe we should go...Oh my God! Did you see that awesome blue prom dress? It's practically screaming Bella!" Maybe we weren't ready to go home yet.

I bought the prom dress, which was deep blue and floor-length. It was strapless and perfect for Bella! There were pearl designs on the skirt and waist line, and ruffles on the skirt. I knew Edward would be knocked off his feet by it!

At Victoria's Secret, we bought a three pairs of lacy bikinis: midnight blue for Bella, blood-red for Rose, and simple black for me. Emmett was forced to stay outside, not that he minded.

"Is this enough?" Emmett whined.

"Yes...no! Did you see that beautiful red prom dress? I know you'll love it, Rose!" I gasped.

We snatched the dress and I shoved Rosalie into the dressing room. Emmett let out a pitiful wail and sank onto the ground.

Rose came out (without Emmett seeing) and I squealed in delight. The dress was simple and red, with a plunging neckline that went all the way down to her waist. It was floor-length and was great for Emmett! -Light bulb-

I bought myself a simple black floor-length prom dress with white designs on the top. It was pretty and I knew Jasper would love it.

"Can we go home now?" Emmett hissed. I nodded and shut my eyes to make sure I didn't try to buy anything else.

We got home in one piece, even though Emmett grabbed the wheel and swerved it so we nearly crashed into a tree when I told him I forgot all his underwear at the bottom of the shopping cart. "Why'd you do that?" he yowled.

"There was no room left in the trunk. Besides, it was just a joke," I snapped, wrestling the wheel from his grasp before it could snap in half.

He sulked in his room for the rest of the day while I played "Bella Barbie". She was delighted with the prom dress I bought her and told me that she loved it. (But not before chewing me out for buying something so expensive for her.)

Edward glided into my room, took one look at Bella, snatched her from the chair, and ran to his room. Wow, Bella was going to have one good night...unlike Emmett! I giggled and began planning...

Author's Note-You can see the dresses on my profile when I put them up. They'll pop up again in another chapter! (I still can't find out how to put links onto my profile. Please tell me if you know how!)

Never mind, I already put the dresses onto my profile! You can go see them if you want!

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