I do not own True Blood. I only own Tiffani and Lexi.

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"Well then glad you two came to town," Lafayette said before he had to return to the kitchen because his break was over.

"So what should we do now?" Tiffani asked and Lexi watched Sookie enter the restaurant. Lexi saw that Sam's eyes lit up when he saw Sookie walk in.

"Let's play matchmaker," Lexi said as she waved Sookie down looking like she wanted to order something else.

"Sounds fun," Tiffani thought as she smiled at Sookie.

"Oh hey, surprised to see you two back here again," Sookie said with a bubbly smile.

"Well there is just something about this place that is keeping us here, anyways my name is Tiffani," Tiffani said as she shook hands with Sookie. Lexi had introduced herself last night when she was distracting Sookie while Tiffani had fun hurting annoying people.

"So we couldn't help but notice you looking at a certain man at the bar the other night and just now," Lexi said as she smiled at Sookie.

"Oh that's just Sam," Sookie said trying to hide a small blush, but Lexi and Tiffani saw it.

"Well Sam is pretty good looking, don't you think?" Tiffani said looking at Sam before looking back at Sookie.

"Yeah, but well I've just known him so long as my boss," Sookie said and Lexi shared a look with Tiffani.

"That doesn't matter," Lexi said and Tiffani nodded her head.

"Anyways from what we can see, he would rather be closer to you than just be your boss," Tiffani said as she played with the straw in her drink.

"Are you sure? You two must be kidding with me," Sookie said even though she looked curiously at Sam.

"Well why don't you give him a chance, go on a date with him," Lexi said and Sookie gave a small smile.

"He hasn't asked me yet," Sookie whispered and Tiffani immediately left the table. "What is she doing?" Sookie asked Lexi looking at Tiffani, who was heading to the bar.

"Just going to give Sam a little pep talk before he asks you out on a date, don't worry she won't say you want to go on one," Lexi said as she motioned for Sookie to calm down.

Tiffani made her way over to the bar and smiled at Sam, who smiled back in return. "Hey Sam, how are you?" Tiffani asked as she took a seat on a stool.

"A little tired, but not bad. How are you?" Sam asked as he put some true blood in a mini fridge at the bar. He did not look too happy about having to stock the true blood drinks.

"I'm fine, but I was just wondering. I keep seeing you look at a certain blonde waitress and well it's bugging me a little bit. If you like her then why aren't you two going on a date already. I mean she looks like a great girl and you seem like a great guy so you two should at least go on a date together," Tiffani said as she played with one of the drink coasters.

"I want to ask her, but I just didn't think she would say yes," Sam said as he finished stocking the true blood.

"Well you'll never know until you ask and I suggest you ask very soon," Tiffani said with a smile before she left the bar with a little wave.

Sookie watched Tiffani approach the table before looking at Sam who had a small blush on his face. Sookie's face turned a little red as well when she looked back at the table.

"No worries, he'll ask you in a little bit," Tiffani said with a wink to Sookie.

"I hope you two are right about this," Sookie whispered before walking away when she had to go deal with other customers.

"Of course we're right about this," Lexi said to Tiffani, who just gave a small laugh.

"I can't wait till Bill wakes up," Tiffani said with a small happy sigh as she imagined the outrage on his face.

"Well he should be awake in a little bit. We have been here for hours and it is already getting dark," Lexi said and Tiffani gave a small silent cheer with a happy dance. Once again, she received some weird looks from the locals.

Lexi and Tiffani were extremely excited and antsy as they sat in the booth waiting for it to get fully dark outside. It would take Bill a few moments to look at everything they did to his house and then a few more moments to find them at Merlotte's.

When the sun disappeared for good, Tiffani was literally bouncing in her seat and Lexi was giggling a few times at random. They both froze when the restaurant got extremely quiet all of a sudden. Tiffani and Lexi leaned to the side of their seats and saw Bill looking around with the coconut bra and grass skirt in his hands.

Bill saw them before they could hide in their seats again. Tiffani and Lexi gave a few giggles when Bill approached them. They could not hold in their laughter anymore. Bill stopped in front of their table giving them an indescribable look.

Tiffani was the first to break out of her giggles as she said, "Well Mr. Compton I didn't know that costumes made you all excited." Bill froze and Lexi started another round of laughter.

"Gross," Sookie could be heard whispering by Sam, who thankfully had asked her on a date a few hours ago and she said yes.

"You two left this and that other stuff in my house while I was sleeping," Bill said with a little hiss.

"Hmm I wonder what this other stuff is," Lexi said with a smirk and Bill placed the coconut bra and grass skirt on the table.

"We just thought you might like a little romance," Tiffani said before whispering the words Barbie doll.

Bill looked like he wanted to yell or hiss at them again. "What happened to that good old fashioned southern hospitality?" Lexi asked and she knew that Bill would not act rude in public now.

"It is not nice to trespass on someone's property," Bill said quietly to the two of them.

"You're the one who wasn't smart enough to lock the door," Tiffani said before grabbing the coconut bra and holding it up to her shirt and then to Bill's shirt. "Anyways I think this looks better on you," Tiffani said before smiling sweetly up at Bill.

"Oh you're right Tiffani, now we just need to finish the outfit," Lexi said and grabbed the grass skirt before holding it in front of Bill's waist.

"Excuse me," Bill said before he left the restaurant in a rush with a small scowl on his face.

The restaurant occupants were either in shock or lost their voices as they stared at Lexi and Tiffani. Tiffani gave Lexi an awesome high five before they heard laughter from the kitchen.

"You two are crazy," Lafayette yelled from where he was doubled over with laughter in the kitchen.

"Oh the fun has just begun," Lexi said with a smirk to Tiffani, who returned her smirk with a mischievous twinkle in her eyes.