Chapter 4
Me: *Sighs* Things have been down lately but I'm starting to appreciate being alive.
Luffy: *Eating a piece of meat* What do you mean?
Me: I'm pretty sure my viewers are aware of this but a certain Youtuber took his own life.
Luffy:…
Me: Yeah. Also, Jump Force is a hot mess.
Jotaro: Can we start this thing?
Me: Alright, alright. Welcome back to Talk Time! We begin with ThePainZain! 'Have everyone listen to black sabbath and Ozzy Osbourne'
Everybody: Cool!
Me: Next is our boy El Pirato! 'yes, it has. AND THE PIRATE RETURNS WITH MORE CALAMITY
1. time to weird out some pervs... Sanji, Brook, Cavendish, watch?vNCQpzHPYRUc and imagine the Charlotte daughters. get their reactions.
2.a video of Big Mom in a swimsuit dancing to watch?v8mS9TY2dNRk has surfaced. reactions from Sanji, Brook, Garp, Kaido, Big Mom, and 2 of her sons needed.
3. the battle between Luffy and Kaido but done in the form of watch?vpjotd6IUUmM. opinions from Garp, Ace, 3 Straw Hats, and 3 Beast Pirates, please.
4. Linlin, Kaidou, Garp... watch?vxEKEzjNatDY and give your opinion.
5. a round of Devil Fruity fun is to be had. Charlotte Broye with the Mirror-Mirror Fruit and Coby with the Pika Pika no from Brulee, Garp, Linlin, Luffy, and Kizaru are needed.
6. Is Luffy trying to hurt Sanji and perverts everywhere? Big Mom finds out he's employing a few of her daughters at a strip club called the "Valentine Monkey", with Cracker. reaction from Big Mom, Sanji, Brook, and 4 Charlotte sons.
7. Perospero sings watch?vfbGkxcY7YFU at Kamabakka kingdom. reactions from 4 guys, and Big Mom, please.
8. pictures of the Charlotte sons in sexy underwear model pictures surfaced at Amazon Lily. reactions from 5 girls, please
9. Big Mom discovers the same pictures. reactions from her and 3 daughters, please.
10. Cosplay time! Roger Pirates, including Rouge, Shanks, and Buggy in ancient Greek clothing. reactions from Garp, Ace, Luffy, and Alvida please,
11. Luffy, as captain, marries Smoker to Hina at Marineford. reactions from Garp, Sengoku, 2 Admirals, and Whitebeard please'
*Sanji, Brook and Cavendish have died from nosebleeds*
Me: *Sweatdrops* You can't weird them out…
Sanji and Brook: *Their souls have left their bodies*
Me: I spoke too soon…
Garp:…
Kaido: *Heart eyes* I'M IN LOVE!
Big Mom: Hell no!
Cracker and Katakuri: The hell…?
Garp: Damn, I just lost money!
Ace: Pay up, gramps!
*Garp pays Ace a massive bag of Beli*
Beast pirates: That bastard!
Sanji, Zoro and Usopp: That's our Luffy!
Garp: I'd rather Coby have the Pika Pika fruit than that other guy.
Kizaru: Hey! I'd strangle the little twerp if I wasn't your fuck buddy.
Garp: Don't go telling people about our secret arrangement!
Me: Too late!
BM: As long as my kids are strong, I don't give a fuck.
Luffy: Hey, Coby! Let's fight after this is over!
Every Charlotte son, Sanji and Brook: *Dies of nosebleeds*
Me: I'm starting to sense a pattern in this episode.
Brook: Perospero's singing made my ears off! But I don't have ears! Yohohohohoho! Skull joke!
*Cherie and Brook high five*
Usopp and Franky: *Ears are plugged* What is that awful noise?
Zoro: *Is snoring*
Big Mom: Wonderful, my son!
Vivi: *Passes out from a nosebleed*
Reiju: *Is masturbating*
Nami: I smell a money making scheme in the making!
Pudding:…
BM: Let's make money off the fangirls!
Smoothie:…Seriously?
Broye: Seriously.
Prim: I'm game!
Cinnamon: I'm not.
Ace and Luffy: Cool!
Garp:…
Alvida: God damn it.
Luffy: And I now pronounce you man and wife!
*Hina puts out her cigarette, jumps on Smoker and shoves her tongue down his throat*
Garp: Well, that happened.
Sengoku: About time.
Aokiji: I've been shipping them from the start.
Akainu: Ugh.
Me: Go screw yourself, Sakazuki. Oh hey, DSX62415! 'Really, I was the only one to submit anything? I'm actually kinda extremely shocked.' Yup. Also our boy yoshi3000 returns! 'Well I got some news for you, seems Steven Universe has completely went to hell in a handbasket. Thankfully, Steven Universe Blackthorned, and I started up a sequel shifting focus to the FusionFall world I created. With that I've created "FusionFall Infinite" where I've set up a place where EVERY and ALL shows who played on the channel (including adult swim and Toonami) could live in one verse. Imagine the madness!
As for my list of requests:
1) Give Luffy Hokuto Shinken. Just do it and let him go to town on his enemies.
2) Hey Jotaro, how did feel to lose the Death Battle against Kenshiro?
3) Cherie, any plans for future fics?'
Luffy: *Is punching the hell out of Akainu* ATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATA!
Akainu: What the hell, Straw Hat! I'll get you for that!
Luffy: You are already dead.
Akainu: What the- *Explodes*
Me: That was awesome!
Jotaro: I worship the ground that man walks on. That and he looks a whole lot like my great grandfather Jonathan.
Me: Not yet but you'll never know! And I guess that's it! Sorry for the several month hiatus, my mental health went to hell and back. Send more stuff! See you next time.