Disclaimer: I don't own Big Time Rush, but I sure do love them.

A bit more humorous than last chapter...or the chapter before that...or the chapter before that...What can I say? I love the angst-y moments!

Messed with time line, fair warning

Five Things the Guys Learned About Logan

And the One Thing They've Always Known

4. He's a serious (sirius) Harry Potter fan.

"Logan!" He checked the swirly slide, he checked the bathroom, he checked the pool, the rooms, the swirly slide, the lobby...but the genius of the group was nowhere to be seen. Carlos stood in the living room and pouted. "Logan! Where are you?"

"What with all the noise?" James complained, running his comb through his hair and checking himself out in a mirror.

Carlos put his hands on his hips. "I can't find Logan anywhere, he's going to miss the movie."

"Logan's going to miss the movie?" Kendall asked in surprise, coming out of his room. "Our Logan? The same one who's been nerd-ing out since the posters started appearing all over LA?"

"Same."

The blond frowned. "But he loves Harry Potter, why would he miss the midnight premiere of the 6th movie?"

"What are you guys yelling about?" Katie asked, annoyed that her video game time was interrupted by her brothers.

James glanced at her. "We're wondering where Logan is...Have you seen him?" He asked suddenly.

She glanced at him weirdly. "Really? He left, like, a hour ago with Camille." She cracked a smirk. "How did you not notice?"

"Oh no you don't," Kendall warned, wagging a finger at her. "Don't make us feel guilty. He's been disappearing all the time all this week, wouldn't tell us where he was going. So it's not our faults."

"Whatever."

James sighed and checked the clock. "Well, we already have the tickets, we should head out. Who knows, maybe Logan will already be there."

The line was long, it seemed every Harry Potter fan came hours early and decided to have a nerd fest in the wait line. Most of them were decked out in Harry Potter gear, one guy even had the guts to go all out with a Voldemort set up (he was even missing a nose).

Kendall felt a awkward, they were the only three people not dressed up in their little bundle of fans and it was a little embarrassing. Not because everyone was dressed up and he was embarrassed for them, but because they weren't. They were so out of place.

"I kind of wish I dressed up now," Carlos said, looking around. "Who do you think I could be?"

James shrugged. "I don't know the movies good enough to tell you. Sorry, buddy."

"Darn."

"You look like you could be a Weasley twin," someone said, their brown hair was bushy and wild (was it real?) and she wore robes with a red badge (and other that flashed Head Girl! at them) on them and carried a wand, a stuffed book bag over her shoulder. They were pretty sure the glasses weren't a part of the character though. "Sorry, couldn't help but overhear."

"It's fine," Kendall assured her.

"Hermione!" A girl dressed up in a bleach blond wig with radish earrings, bottle glasses, and a fake wand behind her ear walked up to them. (Her eyebrows were too dark...was it weird that he noticed that?). "Sorry about her." She looked at them. "But she's right. Harry! Get over here! Check this out!"

"What, Luna?" Came an annoyed voice.

Kendall glanced behind him to see... "Logan?"

Logan froze, eyes wide behind his dorky glasses. He was in a black robe with a red badge (another one with Captain on it), his hair was messier than usual, he had a lightening bolt scar on his forehead, and a broom stick in one hand. "Guys?"

A blush bloomed on his cheeks.

"Damn it," Luna sighed. "I forgot how you still look like yourself." She smiled brightly at them. "Hey guys."

"Camille?"

Logan shook his head. "Twice? Really?" He sighed. "What are you guys doing here?"

"We have tickets, remember?" James said distractedly. "Why are you dressed like that? Are you...are you Harry Potter?"

That blush got deeper. "Maybe."

"Really?"

"It's fun, okay!" He exclaimed, defensive. "Camille and I just wanted to have a little fun!" He rubbed the back of his neck. "I forgot you guys got tickets too," he murmured.

"Harry Potter! We meet again!" That one guy in the really good Voldemort costume appeared out of nowhere.

Logan sighed, his blush flaring darker again before he shook it off and whirled around. "Voldemort!" He yelled. "Stay away from the Muggles!"

"You can do it, Harry!" Luna (Camille) cheered.

"Use this spell!" Hermione (unknown) sprouted some form gibberish.

The three of them watched in disbelief as Logan (Harry?) shouted the gibberish and Voldemort cried out in over dramatic pain.

"Curse you!" Voldemort wailed, a hand going to cup his eye. "I will get you for this, Harry Potter!" He swooped his black cape around his face like a cheesy B-rated vampire and stalked away. "Mark my words!"

There was silence for a good, full minute.

"Logan," Carlos asked hesitantly...and maybe a little bit in awe. "Are you...high?"

"What?" Logan stared at him. "What made you think that?" He glared a the giggling Camille and Hermione and jabbed a thumb in their direction. "Why aren't you asking them if they're high? Why does it have to be me?"

James flipped a hand at them. "Camille has an excuse, she's always like this, and the other girl...well, I don't know her so I have nothing to say."

"Hey!"

"I'm okay with you not knowing me..."

Logan put his hands on his hips. "I like Harry Potter, so what if I like to dress up?" He shrugged, a giant smile on his face that made him look younger than seventeen. "It's fun!"

"...How'd you manage to keep this from us?" Kendall asked. Logan sucked at keeping ridiculous secrets.

Who ate the last of the Lucky Charms? Carlos, but Logan's the one who let it spill. Who TP]ed the Palm Woods lobby in bandannas? James, but Logan accidentally told Bitters under extreme duress. And who stuffed ice cream in the lockers at the school before they left Minnesota? Katie and Carlos, which Logan confessed to a month after they got to LA.

Tell him a secret about a crush? He'll keep it. Home life not going to well? He won't tell a soul.

Everything else? Good luck keeping that from the rest of the world.

It was ridiculous.

Logan scratched his head. "Honestly, I have no idea." He brightened. "Hey, maybe I'm getting better at keeping secrets?"

"I hope so," James said teasingly. "I'm getting tired of being grounded for you telling Mama Knight our pranks."

"Right, sorry."

"Okay!" An usher yelled. "The moment you've all been waiting for...you may now enter theaters 3 and 2, according to your ticket! Enjoy the movie!"

Logan, Camille, and Hermione grouped around each other and squealed before rushing off. Logan froze and turned around, flushing pink.

"Uh, guys?" He asked.

Kendall waved him on with a grin. "Go ahead. Enjoy the movie as Harry Potter."

He managed a quick thanks before dashing off after the other two girl, the left over band members shuffled behind them with amused smiles on their faces.

"Who knew he was such a Harry Potter dork?" James commented.