Disclaimer: Why can't we just say we don't own the subject of the story in the first chapter?

Rrriiinnngggg!

"Okay, let's set up. We need to get done before 7:00." Nanten said.

"Why? You got a date you need to go on soon?" Jay asked like a trud.

"No... well, let's just start this." replied Nanten.

"Nanten, can I ask you something before was start?" Sierra asked.

"Sure. But if it's about the review we got yesterday, it isn't going to happen." he had replied.

"No.. it's if you... l-like me?" she asked.

"Uhhh... can I tell you after the show?" Nanten asked. 'Is she saying she likes me?' he thought in his mind. 'No, I doubt she does. She has a boyfriend.'

"Guys, we're gonna' have to start the show!" Nik told them. "In three, two, one."

"Hey everyone of earth, this is NK12's EARTHBOUND TOD!" Nanten started. "With me are my friends Sierra, Jay, and-" was what he was able to say before,

WTF! BOOOOOOMMMM!

After the smoke had cleared, the hosts saw...

"Why is Nik a ghost?" Jay asked when we saw him.

"You said that wouldn't happen!" Sierra asked/yelled at Nanten.

"I didn't cause that, I swear!" he replied.

As they got into an argument, Jay and Nik started the show officially. Jay had started with, "Before anything else happens like what happened to Nik, lets start reading the reviews. This one comes from TheGirlWithEmeraldEyes, and she said,

Well this looks awesome!Ness-you must marry Giygas for a chapter Lucas-You must say you hate omletes 50 times with claus! Nik:you must blow up randomly at the start and randomly come back at any time."

"YOUR THE ONE WHO MADE ME LIKE THIS! YOU WILL DIE!" Nik yelled at his 'metaphoric' lungs.

Poof!

And as fast as it had happened, Nik was back to normal.

"YEAH! I'M GONNA' PKSTARSTORM YOUR SORRY ASS NOW, BITCH!" he yelled, as he teleported out.

"Since when can you guys use PSI?" Jay asked the arguing friends.

"... well I'm gonna' bring out the earthbound guests." Jay said with no luck for his question.

"HEY! WHAT ABOUT ME! I'M STILL HERE!" Chugga had asked.

"Sorry. I'm getting kinda bored." said a kid who appeared out of no where.

"WELL, EXCUES ME FOR BEING-" Nanten had said before he saw the "Houdini". "Who's the really handsome one?"

"And I thought my OC wouldn't recognize me. I'm Nintendokid12." he had spoken before he left.

"Well that was weird." Jay said as he brought out the cast. "Okay, Ness, your gonna' have to marry Giygas."

He commits suicide.

"NESS! NOOO!" Paula yelled as she followed suit.

"Well, no marriage. Lucas! Claus! Say you hate omelets 50 times." Sierra said.

"NNNNNNNOOOOOOOO!" they yelled like Chugga.

"STOP TAKING MY EPIC NO!" Chugga yelled back.

"Okay. But I'm gonna' have to take you somewhere. AND, NO! I'M NOT GOING TO RAPE THEM!" Nanten yelled.

"Okay..." the twins said in unison.

"PK TELEPORT OMEGA!" Nanten yelled as he grabbed on to them, jumped in the air, and disappeared.

Two minutes later.

Rrriiinnngggg!

"HOW DO YOU KNOW TELEPORT OMEGA! ONLY ONE PERSON IN HISTORY LEARNED IT!" Poo yelled/asked Nanten.

"I learned it after I beat the Bani-Bani statue/Nightmare in my Magicant." Nanten explained.

"WHAT!" everyone (except the hosts) asked.

"I'll explain later, but right now, we need to get to the next review." Nanten started. "Oh yeah, and if you want to know where Lucas and Claus are, by my calculations, they should be in the Ultimate Chimera's stomach right now."

And everyone went like ಠ_ಠ.

"OH SH*T! THE EPIC FACE! I_I" Sierra said.

"OKAY! I'LL BRING THEM BACK! GEEZUS!" Nanten yelled ( If you know what I'm referencing, you rock.)

Snap!

"Our babies are back! REJOICE!" Hinawa yelled.

"... no comment." Chugga said.

"The next review comes from Theimperfectdarkone. Hey, I put them on my favs list! They said

Cool truth or dare! Aren't you going to host pinkvampireheroine93 next chapter?

Dares, Ness you must fight Majora from Legend of Zelda Majora's Mask. And everyone gets to watch! Yay! Ness's suffering

Ninten, you must help Ness in Majora's second form, which is the shortest and easiest form of all, Haha! Sucks to be you Ness.

Truths

King, why don't you have a health bar?

Kumatora how does it feel like to be the ONLY Pk Ground user EVAR!

Lloyd, seeing the evidence that you're Dr. Andonuts and that means that you are in all the games, how do you fell about that? " Nanten said.

"Ness, you have to fight Majora from LoZ: Majora's Mask, and everyone can watch. ...Oh, gawd. Well, since they didn't say you could, you CAN'T use the Fierce Deity mask!" Nik said.

"OH GAWD, YOUR SCREWED NESS!" Chugga said.

"Oh yeah, Ninten, you get to help him. On the second form. WHICH IS F*CKIN' EASY-PEASY!" added Sierra.

"OOOOHHHHHH!" the hosts said like Mordecai and Rigby.

One PK TELEPORT OMEGA and epic Earthbound-style boss fight.

"We should have told him he couldn't use PK ROCKIN' OMEGA..." Nanten said.

"Well, now we get to watch one of the coolest scene in a video game EVAR!" Jay said, up-beat about it.

"... wait. Did any of you teach either of them the Oath of Order?" Chugga asked.

"No. Why do yo-" Sierra started was all she got to say before...

"OH MY F*CKING GAWD! WE'RE ALL SCREWED!" Nanten yelled like the Apocalypse was coming.

"WHAT! WHAT DO YOU MEAN!" Chugga asked.

"I had called Link, to see if he could teach them, and he sad yeah but never showed up! I think he was sick." Nanten replied. "We got to get out of here NOW! Sierra, get everyone to the base of the clock tower. Nik, Jay, Chugga, keep everyone from rioting. I'll get Ness and Ninten." Nanten said.

"Sierra, if Ness, Ninten, and I don't get back on time. Get everyone back to our world." Nanten said.

"I'm giving you my teleport power to you." he said.

Sierra was given PK TELEPORT OMEGA.

(Because I'm not in the mood, I'm not gonna' write what's in this section, I'm going to write when they're back at the park)

"Is everyone here?" Paula asked. "...wait. Where's Ness?"

"And Ninten?" Ana added.

"And Nanten!" Sierra added.

To be continued...

(Ooohhhh, cliffies, you got to love em'. I will bring them back in the next episode, but as what? Come back next time to find out! ...never again. Bye.