Opening Statement: Hello everyone, more rules coming at ya! And this time I have some pretty good ones. Before we get to that though, how was that wedding? I personally loved when Alvin and Brittany got Redfoo to perform "Juicy Wiggle" for their first wedding dance. Anyways as always I'm featuring a guest author, and today it's the talented Bluewolfbat joining me!
Bluewolfbat: Hey everyone! Glad to be here.
*Charlie flies in and lands on Bluewolfbat's shoulder, waving a wing and smiling*
Charlie: Hi!
TimberWolf: Well hello Charlie, I have to say this is the first time I've met you personally, but since we're bringing bats into this...
*I then go to my office door and peek out*
TimberWolf: NATHAN! GET IN HERE! CHARLIE'S HERE!
*Nathan flies into the room and tackles Charlie off of Bluewolfbat's shoulder, the two bats sharing a brotherly hug*
Nathan: Dang man, you need to tell me when you come to visit!
TimberWolf: Anyways, with introductions out of the way, let's lay down the law!
Disclaimer: same deal, go to chapter 1 for the full disclaimer, but the OC of Charlie the straw colored flying fox belongs to Bluewolfbat, and any rules followed by this, "(Bluewolfbat)" are rules he wrote, and credit for them goes to him.
Bluewolfbat: So TimberWolf, what exactly do we do in this? Me and Charlie that is.
*I chuckle and hand Bluewolfbat some orange soda, Charlie a wedge of mango*
TimberWolf: Well, we make rules for the house, some are useful while others are just guidelines.
Nathan: Like the warm water prank on Jeanette, that's not exactly a rule, but you'll still suffer the consequences if you decide to pull it on her.
*Bluewolfbat nods and sips his soda*
Bluewolfbat: Okay, so we're on what? Rules 61 to 80?
Charlie: Wow, that's a lot of rules! Do we really need that many?
TimberWolf: *nods* Yup, you'd be surprised how crazy things get for me here. And it's been nuts since Alvin and Brittany got hitched!
*Charlie coughs around his mango slice and shakes his head*
Charlie: THEY GOT MARRIED!?
Nathan: Yeah, and we'd have invited you, but at the time you were busy with the Zoo, we saved some cake for you though!
*Nathan then presents a slice of chocolate cake with white icing, some red and pink colored icing on the side for decoration, as well as a single pink rose made of icing on the top of the slice*
TimberWolf: Anyway, let's get to the rules, shall we?
Rules 61 to 80:
Rule #61: Alvin and Brittany are married, that doesn't mean they are going to act like adults ALL THE TIME!
*Bluewolfbat glances at this rule while Charlie eats his slice of cake*
Bluewolfbat: What do you mean by this?
*I then get up and go to my door*
TimberWolf: ALVIN! BRITTANY! COME HERE!
*soon after the married couple arrives in my office, their gold wedding bands shining in the light enough to be noticeable on their hands*
Alvin: What is it TimberWolf?
Brittany: Yeah, we were kinda in the middle of something.
TimberWolf: Sorry about that, but Bluewolfbat wants to know why this rule had to be made.
*Quickly both Alvin and Brittany chuckle and start twiddling their fingers a bit, a light blush on both their faces*
Alvin: Well... you see we kinda got carried away on the day after being married-
Brittany: -and I tried to fill my role as Alvin's wife and make breakfast-
Alvin: -which was good... until she tried to put eggs in the toaster.
*Brittany glares at her husband and shoves him in the shoulder*
Brittany: What are you talking about? I was making coffee, it was you who put eggs in the toaster!
Alvin: I distinctly remember you doing that Britt.
Nathan: Then why were you covered in egg goo and shell pieces Alvin?
*Alvin then glares at Nathan and makes the "cut it out" motion with his hand*
Brittany: Whatever, long story short, we ended up trashing the kitchen... and Alvin tried to blame it on Toby.
Alvin: And it would've worked too... if Toby had been here at that moment.
*Bluewolfbat looks to them with an amuse smile*
Bluewolfbat: I think I understand now.
Charlie: Say what now? Sorry I was eating this cake! IT'S SO GOOD!
*we all share a light laugh, and I let Alvin and Brittany leave the room*
Rule #62: Do NOT stand outside for a long time without sunscreen... Especially if you are a bat or a Chipmunk or Chipette. (Bluewolfbat)
*Alvin laying outside in a chair, soaking up some sun with Simon*
Timberwolf: I hope you put on sunscreen!
Alvin: I did.
*Bluewolfbat and Charlie come outside. We notice Simon sleeping on his chair*
Simon: *snores*
Bluewolfbat: Alvin, does Simon have sunscreen on?
Alvin: Yup. He put on sunscreen... Like two hours ago. He has been asleep since.
Timberwolf: But that was... *checks the time on his cell phone* 4 HOURS AGO?!
*Simon jumps from Timberwolf yelling and wakes up. He notices his fur is really warm, and the light fur color is pink*
Simon: Uh, what happened?
Alvin: You fell asleep while outside and got sunburned.
Simon: *eyes widen* What?! Why didn't you wake me up?! I could have put on more sunscreen!
Alvin: Well, I didn't want to miss out on getting as much sun as I could, and second, I wasn't paying attention.
Simon: You? ... I? ... N-Not paying attention?... Sunblock? ... ALVINNN!
*Simon gives Alvin an upset look*
Simon: You are lucky this isn't permanent! I will get you back somehow!
*Simon goes into the house. Alvin shrugs*
Timberwolf: And that is why we have this rule!
Bluewolfbat: Yes.
*Back in the house, Charlie laughs at how pink Simon is*
Charlie: Hahaha! A pink furred chipmunk!
Simon: I got sunburned! Stop laughing!
Rule #63: As an extension of Rule #14, if you have almonds or hazelnuts, MAKE SURE TO SHARE WITH BRITTANY!
*Bluewolfbat gives me a confused look and then chuckles*
Bluewolfbat: Do those make Brittany go crazy like peanut butter?
TimberWolf: *shakes head* nope, she just really likes them, and will do anything to have some.
*I quickly reach behind my head and pull Brittany out, her arms full of Almonds and her cheeks bulging with extra nuts she stole*
TimberWolf: Even if it means to steal them, okay Brittany spit them out!
*Brittany rolls her eyes and spits out literally fifty other almonds onto the couch, dropping the ones in her arms and using a sleeve to wipe her lips off, glaring at me the whole time*
Brittany: You didn't share with me this time!
TimberWolf: You didn't ask!
Brittany: ESTOY TAN JODIDAMENTE ENOJADO CON USTED AHORA MISMO!
TimberWolf: *sighs* Why do you have to be my favorite... fine, but only the ones that were in your mouth already... and share with your sisters or no bedtime hazelnut!
*Brittany groans and nods*
Brittany: FINE! I'll share my stash!
TimberWolf: You do remember you don't need to store food for winter, right?
Brittany: *Rolls eyes* Yes, I do TimberWolf... oh and hi Charlie!
Charlie: Hey Britt, congratulations on getting hitched!
*Bluewolfbat glances to Charlie and raises an eyebrow*
Bluewolfbat: how do you know the terms for marriage?
Charlie: I hear it a lot at the Zoo, you'd be surprised how many times people proposed near the bat enclosure.
Rule #64: NEVER refer to Silas's voodoo magic as "The Force", or any other powers from movies. Do so, and you will regret it. (Bluewolfbat)
Bluewolfbat: Charlie found this out the hard way.
Charlie: Sadly, yes.
TimberWolf: Okay. Just look at this.
*Charlie watches Star Wars with Alvin on the couch, until Silas comes into the kitchen to get a snack.*
Silas: Ah! I almost got the bag of almonds! So close!
Charlie: If you can't reach it, the use The Force!
Silas: *eye twitches* Pardon?
Charlie: Use The Force Silas! Use The Force!
Silas: It is magic! Not some force hand grip nonsense!
Charlie: Oh. But if it's magic, where is your wand? And where are your robes of Gryffindor?
Silas: Charlie! Stop this nerdy talking!
Charlie: But which is it? Magic with a wand, or The Force?
Silas: *eyes twitch even more* Stop! I will teach you respect!
*Silas uses his magic to blast Charlie out of the kitchen, onto the couch, and into a blanket! Charlie struggles under the blanket*
Charlie: Oh my gosh! What was that?!
Silas: It was my magic you science bat! Do not anger me again!
Bluewolfbat: Needless to say, Charlie learned his lesson.
Charlie: Too bad it wasn't The Force though. That would have been cool!
*Silas appears from nowhere and glares at Charlie*
Silas: I heard that!
Charlie: *eyes widen* Sorry! Magic!
Rule #65: In the event anyone else in the Seville home get's engaged, no playing pranks during the wedding rehearsals!
Bluewolfbat: I bet Alvin caused this rule to be made.
TimberWolf: Oddly enough, no he didn't, for once Alvin was well behaved for this kind of thing.
Charlie: Then why make this a rule?
Nathan: Let's just say that Kris and Toby wanted to have a bit of fun, we caught it on tape and here's what we-
*suddenly cries from Julian can be heard from outside the room*
Nathan: Hold on, I'll be back, SIMON! HOLD MY SPOT WILL YOU!
*Nathan then flies out of the room, Simon soon arriving and hopping next to me on the couch*
Simon: So where were we... oh yeah, the video.
*Simon hits play, showing everyone in the living room in the same positions as during the real wedding*
Silas: Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today-
Kris: TO DANCE!
*Kris then starts to dance across the coffee table, Alvin and Brittany glaring at her, while Silas rolled his eyes and snapped his fingers, Kris freezing in place as her body was paralysed, falling over like a statue with a light thunk*
Silas: Now where was I... oh yes, we are gathered here today to join these two individuals-
*Toby then runs in holding a banana*
Toby: WITH A BANANA IN YOUR EAR! WITH A RIPE BANANA-
*Toby then notices Kris paralysed on the coffee table and backs away slowly, before he's engulfed in a glowing cloud, the cloud vanishing and revealing a tiny white mouse in Toby's clothing the banana now big enough in comparison to pin Toby to the floor*
Mouse Toby: CRAP!
Silas: Any more interruptions and I'll send you both to my friends on the other side myself!
*Silas then snaps his fingers, changing Toby back to normal and releasing Kris from her paralysis*
Toby: Fine, we're sorry...
Kris: Yeah... learn to take a joke.
*the video ends and I turn to Bluewolfbat*
Bluewolfbat: Something tells me it's not wise to mess with Silas.
TimberWolf: No, it isn't, he was given his power by a witch-doctor and is a master of voodoo. And before anyone asks, no Silas can't make talking animals into humans, as he says "that's not how voodoo works".
Rule #66: If you change the lyrics while singing a song, make sure the words actually make sense. Otherwise, it is just pointless. (Bluewolfbat)
Bluewolfbat: It can be hard or awkward at times.
Charlie: You're telling me!
Timberwolf: Just watch this, and you'll see why. *shows video*
Simon and Theodore: Girl get cha Hallelujah!
Alvin: Mooooooo!
Simon and Theodore: Girl get cha Hallelujah!
Alvin: Booooooo!
Simon and Theodore: Girl get cha Hallelujah!
Alvin: Oooooooo!
All three Chipmunks: Cause uptown munk do give it to ya! Cause uptown munk don't give it to ya! Come on now, cause we're in the house!
Alvin: Don't believe me, jubilee!
All three Chipmunks: Come on!
Timberwolf: And that is why this rule is for appropriate lyric changes. Yeah, awkward.
Rule #67: Jeanette + Nutella = ANOTHER FUCKED UP CHIPETTE!
*Charlie looks at this rule and scratches his head*
Charlie: Wasn't this a rule already?
Bluewolfbat: No, that was Brittany with peanut butter... but how's this different than that?
TimberWolf: Well, if I wanted to torture Charlie here, then I'd call her in and give her a spoonful, but rather than that I'll make a comparison, you remember how Brittany acts with too much peanut butter?
*both Charlie and Bluewolfbat nod*
TimberWolf: Well, take that and double it.
*Bluewolfbat and Charlie gasp, even as I chuckle and nod*
TimberWolf: I know, it got bad enough one time when Brittany left the jar out that we thought Jeanette would break the sound barrier, we eventually just let her go outside and burn off the effects of the Nutella... poor girl, we found her sleeping in the grass face down, as if she just crashed.
Rule #68: Never play as a character that speaks one word. It gets crazy! (Bluewolfbat)
Bluewolfbat: Seriously, please don't.
Charlie: Oh come on! It was fun!
Timberwolf: Not for us! You all had a battle of The Knights of Née from "Monty Python and the Holy Grail" and the Ewoks from "Star Wars"! Take a look at this! *plays video*
*The Chipmunk, Nathan, and Julian are dressed in knight outfits with green feathers, and The Chipettes, Cleo, and Alain are dressed in brown clothes with candy canes*
Brittany: Knights of Nee, will you join us and gives us your stash of nuts?
The guys as Knights: Née Née Née Née nee Née Née nee!
Alvin: No thanks. Will you Ewoks give us your stash of nuts?
The girls in brown: Awo wo wo wo wa wa awo wo wo!
Brittany: No thank you! We shall fight for the nuts! Awo! Wo wo wo!
Alvin: Fight for the nuts! Née nee Née NE nee nee!
Boys and girls: AWO! AWO! ... NEE! NEE! ... AWO!... NEE! AHHHHHHHH!
Timberwolf: And that is where it went crazy! It was both confusing and hilarious!
Bluewolfbat: Yes it was!
Charlie: Nobody won. Eventually, we all were rolling on the floor laughing because of how weird and funny the situation had gotten.
Rule #69: Brittany is really open about her love life... SO DON'T ASK HER ABOUT IT!
TimberWolf: Honestly, it's a surprise the press hasn't caught onto this yet.
Nathan: As they'd get an earful and a half from that pink wearing Chipette if they asked.
*Charlie and Bluewolfbat glance to each other and then back to me and Nathan, a questioning look on their faces*
Bluewolfbat: Why is she so open about it? I thought she freaked out over Theodore accidentally walked in on them... well you know-
Charlie: Mating.
Bluewolfbat: Yeah... that.
*Brittany apparently overheard us, as she soon enters the room, nibbling on one of the almonds she snagged earlier*
Brittany: I heard my name, so what are you talking about?
TimberWolf: *glances toward Bluewolfbat and grins* Oh just how you're a bit too open about your love life.
Brittany: *catches my grin and mirrors it* Well, I'm comfortable with expressing myself, and I got to say Alvin is really great at-
Charlie: ENOUGH! I don't mind hearing about the whole act as I know it's natural, but poor Bluewolfbat here is not comfortable with discussing these things!
*me and Brittany both share a laugh*
TimberWolf: Sorry about that, just couldn't help myself.
Brittany: *giggles and then leaves the room, rushing back in and grabbing her almond that she dropped while laughing*
Rule #70: If you ask Alvin a question about English or try helping him with homework, make sure he understands. Otherwise, we get a Chipmunk version of Abbott and Costello's "Who's On First" (Bluewolfbat) (A/N: look up the actual skit, it's funny as all heck)
Bluewolfbat: I have watched the original version lots of times and always laugh like crazy at the half way point of the video!
Charlie: I too have seen the original version, but when Chipmunks do it, it is either confusing, funny, or both.
Timberwolf: Just take a look at Simon helping Alvin prepare for his English test *plays video*
Simon: Okay, so based on chapters 4 through 7 of J.R.R. Tolkien's "The Hobbit", which character did Bilbo play riddles with?
Alvin: Who?
Simon: That's what I asked. Who did he play riddles with?
Alvin: Who?
Simon: That's the question! While character did he interact with?
Alvin: I don't know! Gollum, or Precious? What is precious? Who is precious? Which is it?
Simon: That's my question! I am asking you! Gollum calls himself Precious, so Bilbo is playing riddles with who?
Alvin: Precious!
Simon: No! I already said the answer! Who is it?
Alvin: Precious. That's what you said!
Bluewolfbat: This went on for hours until Simon had to take a break. It was kind of funny.
Charlie: It was great! Hahaha!
Timberwolf: Yeah. Okay, before anybody gets confused, next rule!
Rule #71: When Ian Hawke is visiting, don't ask how he got his job at Jett Records back.
Nathan: It get's way too complicated.
Bluewolfbat: How so? I mean I know he stuffed the Munks and Ettes into cages before, but how hard is it to get his job back after that?
*I give Bluewolfbat a look to say "really?" and then take out my phone*
TimberWolf: Assistant, call Ian Hawke please.
BlackBerry Assistant: Calling "Ian Hawke" now.
*I then set the phone to speaker and wait, the line picking up on the other end*
Ian: Hey TimberWolf! Haven't talked to you in a while, so how's the Rule Book coming along?
TimberWolf: It's going fine, but I called because my guest here wants to know how you got your job at Jett Records back.
*Ian groans on his end of the phone and then sighs*
Ian: Okay but you owe me for this one. So you may know that after I blew it with the Chipmunks I was living in the basement of Jett Records... not my proudest moment I'll say, but it was... okay I guess-
Bluewolfbat: Go on.
Ian: Anyway, after that I signed on with the Chipettes, admittedly telling some big fat lies to them about the guys so that they'd be more willing to help me... then I blew it with them too, and I get thrown into a dumpster-
Charlie: Get to the point Ian!
Ian: I'm getting there, give me time! So I get myself out of the dumpster and think that there's better ways to make money in music production, so I washed myself up and re-applied for a job with Jett Records, though I got quickly fired again when I refused to sign on with Justin Bieber... twice.
*Bluewolfbat actually has a twitching right eyelid at this point while Charlie is resisting the urge to attack my phone*
Ian: Anyway, after that fell through I started looking for work in places other than the music industry, and eventually got hired-
TimberWolf: Okay, I think they get it Ian, any more of your long winded tale and I think they'll tear my phone appart.
Ian: Thanks, but before I go, I gotta ask you something... when can I be a guest in your Rule Book?
TimberWolf: When you aren't busy producing the Munks and Ettes.
*Ian is silent on his end and then groans*
Ian: But I only get two weeks of vacation time!
TimberWolf: Then cash them in and you can help out with the next chapt-
*a beep is heard as Ian hangs up on the call, causing me to laugh and Bluewolfbat to sigh with relief*
Bluewolfbat: FINALLY!
Charlie: IT'S OVER!
Rule #72: Similar to Rule #2, NEVER use Kris's blood supply for playing pretend. (Bluewolfbat)
Bluewolfbat: It lead to a very bad situation once *glares at Charlie*
Charlie: What?! It was just pretend! And besides, we only used a small amount!
TimberWolf: Did you not see rule #2?
Charlie: But that was only for Alvin!
TimberWolf: Doesn't matter. Go near her blood supply and you are toast! Just watch this! *plays video*
*Simon and Alvin acting out the knight scene from the "Monty Python and the Holy Grail" movie*
Simon: Ha! It's over!
Alvin: *looks at blood stained shoulder while holding arm behind his back* Ah, merely just a scratch!
*they play fight some more until Simon taps Alvin's left arm with his mini toy sword*
Simon: Now it's over!
Alvin: *looks at both blood stained shoulders with arms behind his back* What do you mean?
Simon: Just look! You got no arms! Look! Look!
Alvin: *looks at blood stained shoulders again* Ha! That's just a flesh wound!
Kris: WHO TOUCHED MY PERSONAL BLOOD SUPPLY?!
Alvin and Simon: *eyes widen* Time out! Run for your lives!
Kris: *sniffs and sees her blood supply on Alvin's shoulders and Simon's mini play sword* You two?! You're DEAD!
*Alvin, Simon, and Charlie run while Kris chases them, clearly angry*
Bluewolfbat: I hope you learned your lesson!
Charlie: Yeah. But seriously, it was just a little blood-
*gets cut off as Kris opens the door, drinking some if her deer blood from a cup with a straw*
Kris: Touch my blood supply again and you are DOUBLE TOAST! *Kris leaves*
Charlie: Now I am scared...
TimberWolf: You think?
Rule #73: If you value your safety, never ask when Brittany plans to be a mother.
TimberWolf: Trust me, you don't want the details.
Bluewolfbat: I'm going to regret this, but why not?
*I roll my eyes and bring up a text thread on my phone*
TimberWolf: So Britt, when are you and Alvin going to bless the house with a litter of baby chipmunks?
Brittany: I don't want to talk about it.
TimberWolf: C'mon, I know you've thought about it before.
Brittany: I said "I don't want to talk about it"
TimberWolf: Is it because you're pregnant already?
*I then put my phone away and roll my right sleeve up, revealing a few tiny scratches on my arm*
TimberWolf: It was at that point I heard her running toward the room, and she barged in and screamed at me... never knew such a sweet girl could be so violent.
Charlie: Damn you done munked up!
Simon: Really Charlie?
Rule #74: Be careful around bed sheets. You might get stuck under them and look like a ghost. (Bluewolfbat)
*I look to Bluewolfbat and chuckle*
TimberWolf: You are way too cautious, I mean it's not like- WHAT THE!
*I am soon covered in a bed sheet and start flailing around*
Charlie: *sarcastically* oh noes, a ghost!
*the sheet then goes flat on the couch, as I walk into the room from outside*
TimberWolf: *glances around* What? You guys look like you saw a ghost.
Rule #75: No dogs or cats in this house.
TimberWolf: I think this rule speaks for itself, but just to clarify think about what most of the residents in this house are.
*Charlie shivers and nods*
Charlie: I get this rule, I understand.
Bluewolfbat: But cats are cute-
*Nathan finally returns from his fatherly duties and sends Simon away*
Nathan: Don't even mention a cat to my pups, they haven't seen one yet and I don't need them thinking they are "cute" until later.
TimberWolf: What about Hello Kitty?
Nathan: That's different.
Rule #76: Do NOT give Charlie a combination of non-alcoholic Pina colada and sugar covered cherries. They make him go crazy like Brittany with peanut butter. (Bluewolfbat)
Bluewolfbat: Not even I knew this until it happened.
Charlie: It was fun!
TimberWolf: Oh really? Take a look at this.
*Charlie drinking a non-alcoholic Pina colada with sugar covered cherries*
Charlie: Mmmmm! So good!
*Three hours later... Charlie flies around like crazy*
Charlie: *singing* I'm freeeeeee!
Simon: Charlie? Why are you doing?
Charlie: I am an Eevee! Eee! Eevee! Eeee!
Alvin: Charlie, buddy? Calm down!
Charlie: Dun dun dun dun dun dun dun na BATMAN!
Simon: Your a bat!
*Charlie then swings upside-down from a book shelf, holding his cell phone*
Charlie: Check it OUUUUUUUUUT! I am taking a SHELFIIIIIIIEEEEEE! Wahoooooooo!
*Charlie then swings and falls onto the floor*
Simon and Alvin: Charlie! Are you okay?
Charlie: Oh my gosh! Alvin and the Chipmunks?! May I have your autograph please?!
Bluewolfbat: Yeah. That's what happens.
Charlie: I am so sorry. I am so embarrassed
TimberWolf: At least you didn't fly around the house like a maniac!
Rule #77: No matter how often he asks, NEVER tell Theodore how babies are made.
Bluewolfbat: Why not? He's just being inquisitive.
TimberWolf: Yeah... remember the "Theodore Incident" and what happened with that? Just imagine what would happen if he ever found out how babies are made.
*Theodore runs in screaming, followed by Cleo shortly after*
Nathan: Cleo, did you tell him how Julian and Amani were made?
Cleo: *giggles nervously* Yeah... I didn't think he'd take it so badly.
Theodore: IT'S SO WRONG! WHY WOULD ANYONE DO THAT!?
*I roll my eyes and lift Theo up*
TimberWolf: Because it not only feels good, but it shows your significant other that you love them.
Theodore: BUT THEN WHAT OF THE STORK!
Bluewolfbat: Just a myth... not the bird, but the idea that they deliver babies to parents.
Theodore: Surely finding children under cabbage leaves aren't fake.
Charlie: Nope, sorry bud, just accept it... maybe you and Ellie will have pups some day and you'll understand.
*Theodore's left eyelid twitches a bit and he turns and leaps out of my hand to leave the room*
Rule #78: Make sure Amani has her teddy bear to cuddle with. (Bluewolfbat)
TimberWolf: She will cuddle with the Chipmunks or Chipettes otherwise.
Alvin: You're telling me!
Charlie: She and Julian scared us when she lost it once.
Bluewolfbat: What do you mean?
TimberWolf: Take a look *puts tape in*
*Julian and Amani are seen searching for something, only to go into Alvin and Brittany's bedroom*
Alvin: *groaning* did you two loose your teddies?
*the two pups nod sadly, Brittany placing a hand on her husband's shoulder*
Brittany: You want to snuggle with us for the night?
*two nods from the pups*
Alvin: Okay, get up here.
*Julian and Amani climb up onto the bed and start to snuggle with their aunt and uncle, then the tape ends*
TimberWolf: We found them like that the next morning... it was adorable.
Nathan: I almost didn't want to wake them up.
Rule #79: Similar to Rule #19, if you see Alvin acting overly romantic toward Brittany, DON'T MAKE FUN OF HIM FOR IT!
TimberWolf: Trust me here, you'd have a better time whacking a hive of killer bees than to do this.
Charlie: Is it really that bad?
*I bring up a photo on my phone of Miles in the hospital, with a cast on his left foot, right hand, and his head in a bandage*
TimberWolf: That's just Miles, you don't want to see what happened to Toby... never knew Alvin could be such a tiny terror when provoked.
Rule #80: Build a Bear plushies are allowed. (Bluewolfbat)
Bluewolfbat: It's awesome.
Charlie: Dude, calm down!
TimberWolf: Julian and Amani liked it the first time. Just watch this *plays tape*
Julian and Amani: Thank you for taking us to Build a Bear
Nathan and Cleo: your welcome.
*After picking their stuffed animals, getting them stuffdd, naming them, ect. They leave the store. They arrive home with their stuffed animals in boxes*
Alvin: Wow! What is in the boxes?
Simon: Yeah, they are big and colorful!
Theodore: What did you get?
*Julian and Amani open the boxes and pull out their stuffed teddy bears*
Julian and Amani: Teddies! *hugs their stuffed animals*
TimberWolf: Amani still sleeps with her old teddy bear plus her Build a Bear one.
Nathan: the kids are so adorable sleeping with their teddies.
And there we have it, again special thanks to Bluewolfbat and his OC Charlie for coming in to lend a hand. And stay tuned for the next twenty rules for the Seville home.
Bluewolfbat: Also, don't forget to check out my stuff, I have stories for AATC, as well as other shows and movies like Balto, PAW Patrol, Little Bear... I have a wide variety.
Charlie: And don't forget to check out "A Batty Buddy" and it's sequel "A Batty Buddy 2".
TimberWolf: And until next time, I've been TimberWolf-
Nathan: And I've been Nathan.
Everyone together: AND WE'LL SEE YOU GUYS NEXT TIME!