[Jade: This Just In! puts on reindeer horns It's December! You know what that means!?
[Abel: Ummmm...it's almost time to snow smiles
[Tres: Yo Dog I's think it's time for me to sing! turns on rap music Yo Dog I'm Tres, and This shit is so Fucking random that I really ain't gonna say anything.
[Old Grey: still on Tres Tres is a silly boy?
[Travis: walks out of a room with smoke around him PIE!
[L.: World Domination!
[Jade: Is getting very angry NO YOU DUMBASSES! CRISTMAS IS COMEING!
[Tres: still rapping Yo Dog my homedog Jade is getting pissed!
[Old Greg: puts on Gangsta sunglasses Yo Dog do you love me?
[Abel: Wait this is gonna be a holiday...SPEACIL! RUN! runs but can't because has a lash on him
[Travis: PIE! PIE PIE! PIE! PIE! PIE! PIE! PIE! PIE! PIE! PIE! PIE! POT!
[L.: What was that last one?
[Travis: Pie smiles
[Jade: has lash in hand and eye is somewhat twitching Good Boy...AND WILL SOMEONE STOP TRES SINGING! REALLY! PUT A DAMN OZZY CD IN! CRAZY TRAIN! COMEONE!
[Abel: pouts I want my sugar cube for being a good boy. And when did you put this lash on me? pulls at lash
[Jade: rolls eye Last night when you were asleep.
[Abel: still pouting When I was asleep! Last Night?! That's braking an entry!
[Jade: And yet I still don't care. You like it when I pet you like a puppy dog pats head
[Abel: leg starts to kick H-HAY STOP!
[Tres: Still singing Yo dog get a Damn room!
[Travis: ROOM!
[Old Greg: Tres you and I should get a room some time.
[Tres: NO WAY DOG!
[L.:BUNN BUNN I CHOSSE YOU! FLUFFY TAIL ATTACK NOW!
[Abel: stops pulling at lash Oh lord not again!
[Jade: wraps arms around Abel's waist Come on you know you like it!
[Abel: Trying to get away no i don't!
[Jade: rubs head ageist Abel's back Come on One Kiss
[Abel: blushes NO GET AWAY!
[Jade: takes hands off Fine just one kiss then!
[Abel: Moves face close to jade's No.
[Jade: To late! Kisses Abel as close to the lips as can get
[Abel: faints
[Jade: YAY! steals pants MINE!
[Tres: That's not cool dog! Pulls out gun You die Bitch!
[L.: Poor Abel...GET HIM BUNN BUNN!
[Old Greg: Oh so sweet!
[Travis: she's a love machine and she won't work for no body but you points at Abel No body but you!
[Abel: foot twitches
[William: Walks in and drops his pipe We needed Abel to dress up as Santa Cause!
[Abel: SANTA! sets up OH YEAH! I'VE BEEN A GOOD BOY!...where's my pants?
[William: Is dragging Abel away Come on Santa.
[Jade: tackles Abel I'm Mrs. Cause!
[Esther: No I am Has Mrs. Cause suite on
[Jade: puts on one that was bought at Spenser's No I am!
[Abel: Nosebleed I like yours points to Jade
[Jade: BOOYAY glomps Abel How about now?
[Abel: even bigger nosebleed Yeah
[William: Come on get you suite on Tosses Abel in dressing room and grabs Jade so she wouldn't go in with him
---------Some time and a lot of blood later--------------------
[Abel: comes out on a stage with a Santa suit on and pulled by guys dress as deer
[Cores: Hear comes Santa Clause/ Hear comes Santa Clause/ Right down Santa Clause lane
[Abel: HOHOHO! MEARRY CRISTMAS! steps out of sleigh with a big smile
[Jade: walks out on stage and stands next to Abel
[Cores: Who feeds all that hay/ Who wraps the gifts and pack his sleigh/ Who helping Santa every day/ Mrs. Clause
[Abel: Mrs. Clause and I are hear to wish you a very Merry Christmas, and a happy Ne- Takes one step to far and falls of stage
[Jade: Runs over by Abel's side Santa Dear are you okay!?
[Abel: picks up glasses Yes I'm okay Mrs. Clause.
[L.: falls from the sky dressed as an angel I AM THE ANGEL OF DEATH!
[Tres: walks out dressed as an elf Yo dog this Shit so ain't cool Dog!
[Old Greg: still on Tres YEAH REALLY WERE BOTH ELVE'S!
[Travis: is dress as Rudolf HELLO I'M A DEER WITH A GLOWING RED JACK ASS OF A NOSE!
[Chores: Prison gates won't open up me/ on these hands and knees I reach for you/ Well I'm serifed of these fore walls/ These Iron bars can't hold my soul and all i need is you/ Come please I'm calling
[Abel: blinks why are they singing Nickelback's "Saven me" ?
[Jade: I don't know!
[Travis: Pulls out M80 DIE YOU SON OF A BOTICHES THAT MADE ME ROUDOLF! points M80 at Fransisco
[Fransisco: gulps and runs for the door
[Travis: pulls out a flame thrower and sets stage on fire
[Jade: WERE THEY HELL DO YOU KEEP GITTING THOES!
[Abel: You know what...this is why we always stopped the chapter's. Because of Travis!
[Tres: Grate the stage is on fire Dog!
[Old Greg: Let's just sing Silent Night and get this over with.
[Everyone : Silent Night/ Holy Night/ All is clam/ All is bright
[Jade: Pulls out a mistletoe and holds it close to Abel's head
[Abel: sighs and kisses Jade
[Tres: is strangling Travis
[L.: is feeding Bunn Bunn
[Jade: pulls away from Abel long enough to yell MERRY CRISTMAS TO EVERONE then goes back to kissing Abel