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Emile sat calmly drinking her tea across from Haruhi
"So whats a Host Club anyway?" Emile asked Haruhi.
"Well" Haruhi started, laughing nervously only to be cut off by the blond host king who was blatantly eavesdropping. Tamaki went to place his arm around Emile's shoulders but stopped at the dark glare he received "What is the host club you ask, princess?"
Tamaki gestured into nothing as he looked off into the distance dramatically as he started to explain "The Ouran Host Club is where—"
Emile ignored the eccentric male as he talked, mumbling to herself "There is a perfect word to describe someone like him…" she tapped a perfectly manicured finger against her chin as she thought out loud "annoying…."
"the schools' handsomest boys with too much time-"
"close, but not quite…."
"on their hands, entertain young ladies who-"
"Intolerable…"
"also have way too much time on their hands—"
"no, that's not it…."
"Just think of it as—"
"hmm it's on the tip of my tongue…"
"Ouran Academy's elegant playground-"
"wait…."
"for the super-rich and beautiful—"
"Oh! I've got it!" Emile exclaimed happily
Tamaki paused at the explanation surprised at the interruption, but pleased Emile seemed to understand his long-practiced explanation. "Ha ha ha, I knew you would understand, princess! People like us will always—"
"Obnoxious!"
Tamaki stopped in shock, his mouth comically open and his eyes wide, so still he seemed to be made of stone. Haruhi scratched her head sheepishly, while Emile watched with a shocked look on her face as Tamaki suddenly grew mushrooms in the corner of the room with a dejected air around him.
Loud laughter jolted Emile out of her shock "Well you certainly are cousins, there's no doubt about that." The twins said amusedly as they both put an elbow on the back of Emile's chair.
"Oh I didn't mean to… I was just talking out loud." Emile said contritely as she gazed at Tamaki's miserable form.
"Not to worry , Tamaki can be quite….sensitive." Kyoya chimed in from where he sat, pausing in his typing as he pushed his glasses up his nose.
"Oh yes I see" Emile gazed at Tamaki with a thoughtful expression on her face, tilting her head as she considered him "He wears his heart on his sleeve, hmm? That's quite admirable I suppose, and brave." 'Stupid and naive though' she added shrewdly to herself.
Emile startled as the man in question appeared suddenly in front of her face. "I knew you would see things my way, princess!" Tamaki said earnestly.
"Uhh… what?" Emile looked towards her cousin confusedly, who just shrugged her shoulders as she nibbled on a cookie.
"Yes, it is all clear now! You just needed a light to open your eyes! And I was that light! My shining radiance has been able to—" Tamaki ranted as he frolicked throughout the room.
Emile deadpanned "This is a regular occurrence… isn't it?" she looked towards her cousin in question but could only shake her head in fondness as she found Haruhi taking notes from a textbook laid out on her lap.
Knowing she would get no support there, she checked the room for the other hosts reactions to Tamaki's dramatics. However, no one was paying attention, the twins playing a handheld video game, the small host eating cake with the tall one, while Kyoya dutifully typed on his laptop.
She sighed, that was all the confirmation she needed "Definitely a regular thing."
She leaned forward to take the tea laid out on the table before her, then leaned back comfortably as she once more surveyed the rooms' occupants. Taking a sip of her tea, she grimaced in distaste. It was bland.
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Thanks everyone for the favs and follows, here's the next chapter, sorry it took awhile. This story I really have no plan for, I just write what pops into my head as I go along. If you guys have any suggestions or something you would like to see, leave a review. I will definitely take them into consideration. :)
I forgot to mention that I'm following the English dubbed anime, and I generally won't be using honorifics. So, sorry if that caused you any confusion. Also, this chapter was typed a bit quickly, so I might re-upload if I find any mistakes or something I don't like later.