Gravity Falls belongs to Alex Hirsh.
All OC's belong to me.

-Chapter Four-

Instead of getting an answer Dipper quickly turned around and stared out the window as I scrambled up and looked out it as well. Looking down at Mabel and Norman I raised an eyebrow and looked at Dipper. "Oh no, Mabel!" he cried out as I crossed my arms. "No, no, Mabel watch out" he said, gasping and pressing his face against the glass while screaming. Watching the same thing he was, I raised an eyebrow as Norman placed a flower necklace around Mabel's neck.

"She's fine, now why on earth did you just scream zombie?" I asked, tapping my foot against the wooden floorboards.

"Because…because…." Dipper started to say before furrowing his brows as he stood up and placed a hand on his chin. I stood there looking down at the little guy, waiting to hear his response. "Is my sister really dating a zombie or am I just going nuts?" he asked, placing a hand on his forehead while I burst out laughing.

"Really, dude, you think Norman's a zombie?! I think that book's gotten to you and the amazing part is you've only had it for what a day?" I asked, bending down to look at the kid.

"It's a dilemma to be sure" someone said, causing both Dipper and I to jump and look towards the heavy man, I think his name was Soos, who was changing a light bulb.

"How long have you been in here?" I asked.

"For a while and I could't help but over hear you two talking" Soos said.

"Soos, you've seen Mabel's boyfriend. He's got to be a zombie, right?" Dipper asked, as I rolled my gray eyes.

"Hm, how many brains did you see the guy eat?" Soos asked.

"Please tell me you both are joking?" I asked.

"Zero" Dipper said, looking to the floor.

"Look dude, I believe you" Soos said as I threw my hands up in exasperation.

"You're both serious, I can't believe this" I said.

"I'm always noticing weird stuff in this town, like the mailman, pretty sure that dude's a werewolf" Soos said, as I pinched the bridge of my nose. "But you got to have evidence, other wise people will think you're a majorly cuckoo clock" he said.

"I can't believe you two are really serious about this, it's ridiculous" I said, as Dipper turned to me.

"Come on Pixie, you saw how strange he was and all signs in the book points to him being a zombie!" Dipper exclaimed, as he looked up at me with pleading eyes.

"Who's to say he wasn't nervous about meeting his girlfriend's family, I mean sure he did run into the door frame and he did sound like he hadn't spoken in years, but that doesn't mean he's a zombie" I said.

"But, look at this picture, it looks exactly like him!" Dipper cried out, holding out the book for me to see a page that did show a hunched over man that held some resemblance to Norman.

"I still don't see it, it's probably a coincidence" I said, before biting my bottom lip as the boy looked up at me with pleading eyes that begged me to believe him. "Ugh! Fine, just this once I'll play along" I groaned out, causing him to smile widely before turning back to Soos.

"And as always Soos, you're right" he said, in some way thanking the heavy man for telling him he needed to get proof in proving Norman was a zombie.

"My wisdom is both a blessing and a curse" Soos said.

"Soos, the portable toilets are clogged again" Stan shouted from downstairs.

"I am needed elsewhere" Soos said, fixing his hat and stepping back into the shadows of another room. For the whole day Dipper and I spied on Norman and Mabel, or more like he spied on them with a camera while I just hung around boredly, still not buying into the whole thing. While following Dipper who was caught up in recording everything the two did I took notice to something else. In every place we went I always caught the sight of blonde hair, but whenever I turned towards it there would literally be nothing there…strange. Come the next day Dipper walked into his and Mabel's room while I followed behind with my hands buried into my jean pockets.

"Mabel, we got to talk about Norman" Dipper said as he stopped and placed his hands on his hips.

"Isn't he the best, check out this giant smooch mark he gave me" Mabel said, motioning to a circular red spot on her cheek.

"Whoa, you are way too young to being doing anything like that" I said, as Dipper screamed causing Mabel to laugh.

"Gullible, it was just an accident with the leaf blower" she said, causing me to raise an eyebrow in amusement. "That was fun" she said with a wide smile.

"No, Mabel listen, I'm trying to tell you that Norman is not what he seems" Dipper said, pulling the journal out of his vest pocket, causing Mabel to gasp.

"You think he might be a vampire that would be so awesome!" Mabel exclaimed, clenching her fist and starting to shake with joy at the thought.

"What is it with you young girls and vampires?" I asked.

"Guess again sister, sh'bam!" Dipper exclaimed as he held the book out to her causing her to recoil back with disgust. Looking at the page he was showing her I hummed and placed a hand on my chin.

"I think you might be showing her the wrong page" I said.

"What-oh, oh wait, I'm sorry" Dipper said, once he was noticing he was on a page about gnomes. Quickly he flipped through the pages before stopping on the paged titled 'The Undead'.

"A zombie that is not funny Dipper, Pixie" Mabel said, placing her hands on her hips.

"Oh yeah, and vampires weren't a funny suggestion either?" I questioned, only to have her stick her tongue out at me in response.

"I'm not joking. It all adds up, the bleeding, the limp, he never blinks. Have you noticed that?" Dipper asked, as I stopped and think.

"Maybe he's blinking when you're blinking" Mabel suggested.

"Yeah, that explains it" I agreed.

"Mabel, Pixie, remember what the book said about Gravity Falls? Trust no one" Dipper said to the two of us, whispering the last part.

"Well what about us, huh, why can't you trust us?" Mabel asked putting in two star earrings before putting an arm around my neck and bringing me down to her height while we both smiled.

"Mabel, he's going to eat your brain!" Dipper exclaimed as he grabbed his sister's arms, causing her to remove her arm from around my neck as he shook her.

"Dipper, listen to me. Norman and I are going on a date at five o'clock and I'm going to be adorable and he's going to be dreamy" Mabel said, eyes narrowed as she jabbed her finger at Dipper's chest and backed him out of the room

"Wait" Dipper said, holding his hands up in defense.

"And I'm not going to let you ruin it with one of your crazy conspiracies!" Mabel exclaimed, slamming the wooden door shut and turning around with a huff. Sighing I patted her head as I walked by her and slipped out of the room. Once outside of the room, I rested a hand on top of Dipper's head in a comforting manner as he sat on the floor with his knees brought up to his chest while deep in thought.

A/N: Enjoy

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